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Cuz Roye

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Here's How Robbin' Hood Got His Merry Men

Here's How Robbin' Hood Got His Merry-Men Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a man who absolutely loathed poverty named Robbin Hat. He couldn't stand to see anybody who was considered 3rd class, or 3rd World. His heart went out to those kinds of people, and there were so many of them in his home city, but there was nothing he could do to alleviate that problem. He was always a good student in school and had memorized all of The Constitution, particularly the part which stated, "We are endowed by ce...

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How A Mad Doctor Becomes Happier

How A Mad Doctor Becomes Happier Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a mad doctor named Dr. Goofem. The thing that made him mad was he didn't like his name and it cost too much to legally change it. His boss said, "I should have known better then to hire somebody with a name like that to work for me!" Anyway, his name fit him perfectly. One time he sent a woman in for a hysterectomy when she was in for an appendectomy. When her husband found out about his goof-up, he yelled, "You put that darn thi...

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A Day In the Life of a Vampire

A Day In The Life Of Some Vampire My name is, well, I don’t have a name. I am a vampire and I live in Danville, Va.. My family wanted me to scare people like they do, but I don’t get much joy out of making humans scream and almost kill themselves running away. That’s what everybody in my clan tells me to do, although I only want to play with them, even though I want to have some friends who will stick with me, the feeling is not at all the least bit, “muslidge.” They don’t want to, “stick” me, unless the, “stick” is something they sh...

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A Day In the Life of a Vampire

A Day In The Life Of Some Vampire My name is, well, I don’t have a name. I am a vampire and I live in Danville, Va.. My family wanted me to scare people like they do, but I don’t get much joy out of making humans scream and almost kill themselves running away. That’s what all the other monsters tell me to do, although I just want to play with them, even though I want to have some friends who will stick with me, but the feeling is not at all the least bit, “muslidge.” They don’t want to, “stick,” that’s unless the, “stick” is somethin...

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Animals As Noisy As A Giraffe

Animals As Noisy As A Giraffe Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a giraffe named Jo-Jo who was a singer. Well, actually that's what she wanted to be. The only thing that was keeping her from achieving that goal was the fact that giraffes make no sound. In fact, they're the only animals which make no sound. That meant if anybody ever heard nothing, the smartest thing to do was to look all around because there might be a giraffe in your house. Stranger things have happened, although I've never hear...

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Draqus Right Shaky Road To Humanity

Draqu's Right Shaky Road To Humanity Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a young 15 year-old boy who was named Draquadney. His parents chose that name for him because they wanted him to have a unique name that none of the other kids had. Well, they succeeded. His friends called him Drack. Since his folks had such high expectations for him, they kept getting disappointed with his behaviors, so he became primarilly a loaner shunning all of his friends.Then one fateful night while he was coming home fr...

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Listen To All Messages From Above

Listen To All Messages From Above Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived an old man named Rumple. Actually, his real named was technically Rumpelstiltskin, but he got so tired of people teasing him about the pot of gold. As a kid, he spent almost as much time in detention as in class from all the kids he'd punched for making fun of his name. He never knew his daddy, but when he asked his mom why they'd chosen that name they told him it was unique and knew nobody else would have it. Also because he was...

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Ralph's Terrible Relationship With Drugs

Ralph's Terrible Relationship With Drugs Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a man named Ralph. He had been a sailor but he got sea-sick too easy. That's when he would lean over the side of the potty and yell, "Ralph!" The technical term for that was, "call, 'Ralph' on the big white telephone." It was to be expected since his twin brother Ron, was the pilot of an airplane who had a severe case of acrophobia. His mama was a nurse who had hemophilia which is the fear of blood. Actually to be techni...

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A Valient, "Knight" Comes To Help Out Some Day

A Valient, "Knight" Comes To Help Out Some, "Day" Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a prince who went by the name of Prince Al. His daddy, the king of Danville, named him after his daddy. Yet he didn't expect his son to go through the teasing he got from the other children who'd call him on the phone and say, "Excuse me, do you have Dr. Pepper in a jar?" Each time he would say, "Yes," the reply was always, "Well, you better let him out before he suffocates!" then the person would laugh and hang up...

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Beliefs Are Sometimes Truer Than The Facts

Weekly Contest #347

Beliefs Are Sometimes Truer Then The Facts Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived an 8 year-old girl named Lidia. Actually, that was the name everybody had called her because most people called her, "Lying-Liddy. She wasn't even good at it, but that was something people didn't want her to be good at. When she tore her pants while playing rugby with the boys, she told her mom that she had done it while saving the life of her friend, Cathy from a giant who was about to eat her up. When her teacher asked why ...

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Annie’s Wild Adventures In Wonderland

Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a little girl who answered to the name of Annie. Well actually, half the girls in town answered to that name, the other half didn’t answer at all. She was a really sweet 9 year-old who had a mighty excessive imagination for a girl her age. In fact, she would always get an A in creative writing class in school. The problem was she also had a bad habit of telling falsehoods whenever she would get caught doing anything bad. Therefore, nobody could believe her, even when she ...

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Professor Johnson's Awesome Time Machine

Professor Johnson's Awesome Time-Machine Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a mad scientist named Professor Johnson. Actually, that was the nickname people called him because they loved it whenever he'd go to the, "john." He couldn't do anything right which is what made him mad. The only reason he graduated from college was because none of the professors wanted to have him around for another year. In other words, when it came to being smart, he made a really good gardener. Some people said when ...

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The Terror At 26000 Feet

The Terror At 4600 Feet Many years ago there was an airport in the huge metropolis of Danville, Va. called The Danville Airport. Plains could travel to anywhere on the planet which meant from Richmond to Hong Kong, China. The flights had a perfect record far as crashes and high-jackings were concerned. Besides, it was a lot safer, and faster then driving to far-away places. The airline was proud of being in business ever since The Right Brothers had made their first flight in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. The only complaint from people w...

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"Zero Won Two Three Passes For Herself

"Zero Won To Three" Presents, "For" Herself Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a 9 year-old girl named Zero. Her parents had named her that because they had high expectations for her to do many outstanding things which would help a lot of people when she grew up, so they wanted to pick a name that nobody else had for their daughters. Well, they succeeded. The only thing who had that name was the female ape in the movie, Planet Of The Apes. Her daddy's favorite line was when the guy said, "Do you have ...

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Something Went Quite Weird For Mary-The-Mouse

Something Went Quite Weird For Merry-The-Mouse Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a mouse named Mary. Her mamma had named her that because that's what she made her heart, merry. Since there weren't many famous mice in the world besides those named Micky and Minnie, both her parents wanted her to be an exception to that rule. They had heard when people stubbed their toes saying they had, "milked their mouse," but that made Mary get mad. She was quite intelligent and was also extremely attractive, far a...

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