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Cuz Roye

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Here’s How To Handle A Grab-it Rabbit

Here’s How To Handle A Grab-it Rabbit Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a little bunny. When it was born, it was number 12 in the list of trashy, little creatures so their parents called them a, “litter.” None of them couldn’t tell the gender of their own babies when they were first born so they decided if they were a female they would be Misty, or male it would be Mister. All of its brothers and sisters would hop around, doing whatever bunnies do for fun. When they would get hungry, they would g...

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Sometimes A Blind Date Can See Much Better

“Include the line “Have we met before?” in your story.” Sometimes A, “Blind”-Date Can See Much Better Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived an old man named Blue-Blind-Bobby, but most people just called him Blue for short, except not for, “long.” Now, for long they called him, “Blind-Beggar Bobby. Now, for short they called him Triple B, but not for long though. For long they called him Amaurosis Bulbusoculi. Of course, his biggest problem was he couldn’t see without his glasses.Then when he put them on a ta...

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A Cat From The, "Cat"-acomes Is, "Pur-r-r-r-r-r-rfect"

A Cat From The, "Cat"-acomes Is, "Purrrrrr-fect" Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a kitten named Cathy, but her friends just called her Cat for short. Then for long they called her Catherine-The-Great, but not, "for long." That's because she was constantly getting into various kinds of trouble. Then the other cats would have to risk their own lives to get her out. It seamed she spent most of her life always in trouble. She would do things like walk over electrical cords when they were wet and en...

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Victories Can Come In Surprising Ways

Victories Can Come In Surprising Ways Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a young girl named Cathy, but all the other kids in school just called her Cashy. That was the nickname everybody had given her since she was always trying to make improvements and was getting paid for her suggestions so she reminded them of a cash register. Whenever they wanted her for something, they wouldn't call her name, but they would just say, "Che-ching" like a cash-register sound. She was a really big business entre...

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Sometimes Small Kids Can Make A Huge Difference

Sometimes Small Kids Can Make A Huge Difference Nobody ever believes in me, that was their first mistake. If they had, many innocent lives would have been spared. Here is the true story of what actually happened to me. Each word in this story is true, or my name isn't Aluisheus Jingleheimor, and it it is, so that proves it. If people would just believe it when I tell them any hard-to-believe stories, this old world would be a much better place. At any rate, this is the true story or what actually happened to me several years ago,.....It...

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Monsters Will, "Monst," Evem After Maroage

Monsters Will, "Monst," Even After Maroage Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a man named Laurence Talbot who had everything going in his favor for a 16 year-old boy. He had a 4.0 grade average and was recruited by some of the finest colleges in the country such as Yale, Harvard, Princeton, U. N. C. and Danville University. He also had a girl-friend named Belle who was voted most-likely-to-succeed in the entire school. She was a real knock-out and had gotten in trouble when some guys had tried to hit...

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"Kitten" A, "Dog-Gone" Nice Friendship With Love

"Kitten" A, "Dog-Gone" Nice Friendship With Love Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a little stray dog. Because he was a stray, there was nobody to care for him so he had to survive any way possible. That required raiding people's trash cans and stealing food from anybody who didn't pay attention to what they did with it for a few seconds. He always slept wherever he was when it got too dark to see at night. Life for that little puppy was exceptionally, as a dog would say, "Ruff!" Because people were ...

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Navy Seals Get A, "Seal" Of Approval

Navy Seals Get A, "Seal" Of Approval Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a Navy Seal named Squid. At least that was the name all the other sailors called him because he was their chief of navel operations. Since he was the baddest of all the bad men in any service, naturally he always got considerably more respect then anybody in any branch of the military. When he said, "Move," he wanted all of his men to move. When he said, "Jump," he wanted all of his men to yell, "How high" So depending on the k...

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Joe Finds A Magical Thing In The Grass

Joe Finds A Magical Thing In The Grass Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a young man named Joe who got his thrills from cutting the grass with his daddy's push-mower. He would run with it to get the job done faster so he could move on to the next thing his parents wanted him to do. It always made made both of them really happy to see that.Yet one evening while he was finishing up his job by walking around the yard and checking for any holidays he might have missed since he was running with the mow...

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Ronny Rich's Cool Carrier Pigeon

Ronny Rich's Cool Carrier Pigeon Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a poor man named Ronny Rich. He lived in a shack on the ritzy side of town near a shoe store called, "Save Your Soul." He was so poor that he couldn't even pay attention. The one thing that he did have a lot of at that point in his life was no-money. The only good thing that came from being what some people would call, "financially-challenged" was that he was born into poverty since his parents were both quite poor. Still, that w...

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An Alien Attack On Planet Earth

An Alien Attack On Planet Earth Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a 14 year-old boy named Ryan who was really big into studying astronomy and was fascinated with the stars and even more so loved finding all the constellations in outer space. He loved finding The North Star since it was the brightest star in the galaxy and could find the little dipper after locating it. He loved studying astrology and astronomy because it was so cool to learn about far away stars and planets which were beyond Neptune,...

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How Hidden Secrets Will Become Revealed

How Hidden Secrets Will Become Revealed Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a 16 year-old girl named Roxanne who was exceptionally pretty. She had long red-hair which she always had curled up somehow. Her blue eyes were complimentary to her hair since red and blue made purple, which was the color of royalty. She was also extremely smart with a 4.0 grade average all the way through high-school. In fact, she had even been recruited by some of the finest colleges in the entire county including Harvard...

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How Pun-Elopy Dealt With Lonlyness

How, "Pun"-elopy Dealt With Lonlyness Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Virginia there lived a girl named Penelope who adored puns more then any-body in the world, second only to Cuz Roye. In fact, that was the nickname she was given because of that. She loved making fun of the English language with all it's play-on-words. People called her a real wordsmith because she loved homonyms, or some people called them homophones, which are words that sound alike but have different meaning such as, "A jungle animal with ...

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The Professor Saved The Whole Planet Earth

The Professor Saved The Whole Planet, Earth Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a chemistry teacher who's named Professor Shnicklefrytz, but the students called him The Prof, for obvious reasons. He taught at The University Of Danville which happened to just be one of the most prestigious schools in the entire state of Old Dominion. Some people said that he came from another state such as Chaos or Confusion, all-though he had the highest i. q. of anybody in the Commonwealth Of Virginia. That's true if ...

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Some Things I w

Some Things I Won't Forget To Remember. ................. Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a lady named Sue who had worked at a company called Support Services Of Virginia or S. S. Va.. Her job was to be the janitor so she had to, "janit" the whole building. A painter will pain, a hunter will hunt, a plumber will plumb, a doctor will doct, a common denominator denominates so a janitor, "janits." The problem was Sue had more talents then most people, but didn't have a chance to use any of them.Her...

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