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Jo Freitag

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Save the Cat Spells Romance

Weekly Contest #358

Nobody who knew the old Elaine the Fair, Elaine the Lovely, the Lily Maid of Astolat from the Pre-Glitch iterations of the Fog Lake Arthurian Re-enactments would recognize her new persona, the Lady Charlotte-Elaine, Lady of Shalott, entrepreneur owner of Charlotte’s Web Weaving Patron of the Arts and Founder of the charitable organization, Red Sleeves Care Providers.In earlier Fog Lake re-enactments she had followed Malory Tennyson’s script authentically. She had obediently nursed Sir Lancelot du Lac for months on end, fallen in love with hi...

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Saint Sidekick’s Day

Weekly Contest #357

“Go, Donkey! Yay! That’s the way!” yelped the little Bedlington Terrier, Imaginational Dabrowski. He was gazing at piles of clouds, which to him resembled a scrawny donkey dealing a powerful double-barreled kick of the hind legs to the flank of a dark, menacing war-horse.Imaginational cuddled up to his mistress, Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in Residence in Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies and smiled dreamily.“Did you see that? It was like Donkey from the Shrek films. And he was beating the bad guy himself, not ...

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To My Here Is In Perpy Something

Weekly Contest #356

“What is that, Psycho? Give it to me. Give!”“No Psycho, I am not going to chase you. Drop it now!”Psycho Motor Dabrowski had just bolted in through the door of Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies with what appeared to be a scabbard in his mouth and was now refusing to hand it over to his mistress, Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in Residence in the cabin.“What is that? Where did you get it?”Psycho Motor could not pretend to misunderstand Jo, who had the ability to communicate with animals and fictional characters. He...

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The Ditch The Glitch Symposium

Weekly Contest #353

“Hear ye! Hear ye! A Symposium into remedial actions for The Glitch in The Fog Lake will be held in two weeks’ time. Be prepared to come with your solutions. More details to follow.”“Is that something we should attend?” asked Little Plump Jo, who was the current Artisan in Residence at Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies. The cabin was perched above the Fog Lake, in which the characters of the Arthurian legends reenacted their stories in a continuous loop of iterations. Over the centuries many authors, poets, playwrights,...

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Sensual Dabrowski knows

Weekly Contest #352

“You must include the smell, taste and sound of colours” stated Sensual Dabrowski.“AND colours” corrected Intellectual Dabrowski firmly, with a dismissive wave of his paw. “Yes, that as well. But at present we are considering the use of colons, semi-colons, em dashes and Little Plump Jo’s rather confusing use of dot, dot, dot.”“No OF colours. I do mean OF colours. And it is of vital importance to recognize it in the context of this story!”It was another editing session in Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies. The ARC Arthu...

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Imaginational Dabrowski’s Book of Imaginal Musings

Weekly Contest #351

Little Plump Jo loved ordering stationery and art supplies online. As Artisan in Residence at Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies, she regularly needed to order boxes of paper and inks for her printer and folders and crates for storing her works. And she always liked to add in a pretty notebook. It was a treat she could afford to give herself. Attractive notebooks were also a treat that other people could afford to give Jo for birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa and thank you gifts. Jo had gathered so many notebooks that sh...

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Engaging with Elaine

Weekly Contest #350

“ Just make us all laugh!”Regina Penman, Secretary of the ARC Arthurian Readers Club, had come to Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies, to help the current Artisan in Residence, Little Plump Jo, compile her plenary session address for the coming ARC Conference, Reading the Research.“We need some comic relief. My Arthur has planned this whole conference around research, archaeological digs, ancient manuscripts and such and he was the one who invited all the other presenters for the plenary sessions.""But the majority of the...

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May Day Delayed

Weekly Contest #349

“’Ear ye! ‘Ear ye! Today is Friday the firty-onest of April!”“Oo sez?”“By order of ‘Is Majesty King Arfur of Camelot!” “What on earth is happening in the Fog Lake?” asked Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in Residence in Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies. Dagonet the Jester bounded in, juggling a stack of red and yellow balls. Jo, who had the ability to communicate with animals and fictional characters, repeated her question.“The town crier has just announced that today is April 31st instead of May 1st ”“Why?”“Becau...

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Too good to be human?

Weekly Contest #348

There was a dog fight happening in Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies.Psycho Motor Dabrowski and Intellectual Dabrowski, the canine writing companions of Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in Residence, were tumbling from room to room, in the cliché cartoon dog fight cartwheel. Occasionally they would pause the whirling to get their breath and trade another round of growled insults and paw slaps. Psycho Motor had reignited the Is Lancelot a Fairy? debate by stating that, in his opinion, he must be. A mere mortal would ...

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Hidden Research

Weekly Contest #347

Hidden Research“Have you been avoiding my Arthur’s calls and emails?” asked Regina Penman, Secretary of the ARC Arthurian Readers Club.“Well, yes” confessed Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in Residence at Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies. “I think I know what they are about and I don’t know what to do about it; so, I just have not returned his calls.”“Did you read the email?”“Yes. I know that when the ARC gave me the use of a research space in The Library that he was expecting that I would present a session about...

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If Badon Hill is 500AD, who is Erik the Boar?

Weekly Contest #345

“Who is this Erik the Boar?”“He is a leader of the Saxons at the Battle of Celidon.”“I have never heard of him. Do you mean Erik Bloodaxe? He was a 10th-century Viking king of Norway, who ruled Northumbria during the Anglo-Saxon period. He died in 954. He was sometimes referred to as The Old Boar. But he is not a contemporary of King Arthur. Arthur would never have encountered Erik Bloodaxe – wrong historical period altogether!” Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in Residence in Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies, had ...

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Allow Me to Demonstrate

Weekly Contest #343

“I can state unequivocably that Little Plump Jo did not cause The Glitch in the Fog Lake,” asserted Intellectual Dabrowski “and if you allow me five minutes I can demonstrate the reasoning for my belief using this ripple tank.”Intellectual Dabrowski was one of the five Dabrowski Dogs, the canine writing companions of Little Plump Jo, who was the current Artisan in Residence at Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies. Because dogs hear a different range of sounds the dogs were able to communicate not only with their mistress, ...

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The Beaux Ball

Weekly Contest #342

Portly Scribe Aforementioned was becoming frustrated with compiling the guest list for the next court ball at Camelot.The last chance dance (laast chaance daance, daaarling!) had been such a success that a second chance last chance dance (second chaance laast chaance daance daaarling!) had been held, which was also a great success. The dances led to many new relationships forming and long standing relationships being refreshed and strengthened. And it seemed that one of the main reasons for the success was that the dance was an occasion to r...

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Mordred

Weekly Contest #340

“I have come for a branding makeover.”“And who are you? And what do you think I could do for you? " Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in residence in Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies, asked as she surveyed the scrawny young man in front of her.“You probably have never noticed me. People tend to overlook me all the time. They will regret doing it in the end! I want you to give me a character profile makeover, like you did for Elaine of Astolat. You turned her from a snivelling little ‘ooh I will just die, if I cannot...

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A Hammock in the Book Stacks

Weekly Contest #338

“They are Giant Schnoodles”Arthur and Regina Penman, President and Secretary respectively of the A.R.C. Arthurian Readers Club had arrived at Malory Tennyson’s Cloudbank Cabin for Arthurian Studies with two huge grey dogs in the back of their car. The dogs had their heads out the windows, one on either side of the car. They looked for all the world like great grey stone gargoyles. They were greeted by Little Plump Jo, the current Artisan in Residence at Cloudbank Cabin. Jo loved dogs but she had never seen dogs like these.“Not my idea, you u...

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