The Professor Saved The Whole Planet Earth

The Professor Saved The Whole Planet, Earth

Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a chemistry teacher who's named Professor Shnicklefrytz, but the students called him The Prof, for obvious reasons. He taught at The University Of Danville which happened to just be one of the most prestigious schools in the entire state of Old Dominion. Some people said that he came from another state such as Chaos or Confusion, all-though he had the highest i. q. of anybody in the Commonwealth Of Virginia. That's true if i. q. had stood for, "I Quit." That was what many of his students had said after sitting through a class he taught there.

Then as he was coming home from a late meeting in the school, he was startled to see a falling star, but it wasn't like a normal falling star. That one came towards the Earth, then it stopped and let out an eerie kind of low humming sound. Nobody was around to see it except him. Then it landed in his back yard without making any noise except for the gentle humming sound. As he gazed at it, a hatchway opened up, followed by a 4 foot tall greenish-gold creature with long antennas sticking out of it's head which appeared to be what it saw through.

"I come in piece," it said, extending it's tentacles like it was proving that it was unarmed and meant no harm, "Now, take me to your lizard."

"Um, now you mean leader, don't you?" replied the prof when he could speak, because the only sound he'd made was, "Uh, uh, uh, uh."

The alien frowned, then he said, "Oh. You have one of them too, huh? Well, I need to see him. Don't make me use my fazor on you."

By then it was going on 11:38 p. m. and the Prof didn't want to wake up Abigail Spamburger, who's the governor of Danville. Besides, she'd think he'd lost his mind anyway, although he was afraid the alien might do something bad to his mind if he didn't do what it requested. After he told him the address, but said it would take a while to get there, there was a flash of light. When his eyes had adjusted, he saw that he was in front of The Governors Mansion, then as he rang the doorbell, a grumpy governor answered it saying, "This had better be good to disturb my slumber at this hour of the a. m.. Unless it's life threaten, "

Before he could finish his sentence, the space-creature picked him up about 4 feet off the floor. "I'm Zen from planet Wain. It's located 59 soloberbs from what you call Neptune. If you don't help me, I'll zebow you. Remember, I am much more intelligent then you people on this planet. It obstructs my view of Venus. Either move it, or I will blast it into many pieces. This is the 5th planet I've done that to so far."

The Prof had to think fast. He said, "I wouldn't blast this small planet if I were you. This planet will set off a chain reaction which will blow up most of the planets in this Milky Way, including your planet as well. The radiation will shoot across the galaxy and either ruin the life forms on every planet, or make it unlivable with all the fumes that would be set out into the atmosphere by a blast that's cataclysmic. I've studied your planet for years and I know it couldn't exist without the cabodisious fumes that would come from that blast, destroying not only your planet, but 4/15s of the neighboring planets as well. When anybody sneezes on your planet, it will trigger that massive explosion."

Those words made the alien growl. Then he said, "What do you take me for, a zigzolb? You must think I'm, as you say, 'dumb.' You don't have any explosive device on that tiny planet! Uh, how does it work?"

The Prof had to do a lot of lying to that space creature. He hated doing that since he'd always been taught that honesty is the best policy in all situations, but the entire planet Earth was at stake.

"We need to get along and share our knowledge with each other," said the Prof with his hands outstretched, "I feel like we can teach each other much about the things we've learned about all the planets in your galaxy and ours. We must do something called, 'cooperate.' "

"That's dumb!" shouted the alien, "There's no way we can both be right! You're trying to trick me! I'm not that, as you say, stupid!" Then he raised his fazor up to blast the Prof, who was out of ideas. He swallowed deeply because he was prepared to meet his Maker.

The space creature made the Prof get on his space ship and sit down in a comfortable seat which felt amazingly comfortable to his sitter-downer. The space creature had his fazor pointed at the Prof's face.

Yet as the alien pulled the trigger, since the Prof was convinced that ha'd definitely been outwitted by the extremely intelligent mind the space creature had, with his weapon pointed right at his face, but when he pulled the trigger, the so-called, "highly intelligent" being shot himself in the eye with his own gun because he was looking through the wrong end of his own weapon of mass-destruction.

As he landed on the floor with a thud, the Prof saw the Earth was still getting further and further away by the second. That's when he pulled a lever, not having a clue what it would do. That made the ship speed up. As he hit another lever, it blasted 2 planets out of existence. Then he pulled another lever. That time the ship turned around and went back the direction it came from. The Prof had to go by trial and error in order to figure out which lever did what, but eventually he got the hang of it. Since he didn't know how to stop the ship, he steered it into some water, for he was coming so fast that he passed out because he was traveling quicker then the speed of sound as he hit the water.

He woke up in a hospital bed with faces rushing at him and voices yelling, "Hay! He's coming to!" "There's no way! We have already pronounced him dead!" "Yeah, well he's breathing!" "No way! There's nothing that could have survived that crash, even into the ocean!" "Well, well, I hate to disprove your theory, but look here!" "Oh, wow!"

That was followed by cheers and applause, not to mention voices saying, "Hay! Welcome home, space-traveler! You were dead! I 'll be darned if you actually survived that incident, but somehow you did it!"

The doc had not just survived a crash that should have killed him, but he also saved the lives of everybody on his planet. The aliens antibodies were not equipped to protect them from our planet's attums. That meant they were doomed from the moment they in-haled our oxygen. They'd been defeated by what the tiniest thing known to man had done. It was quite ironic that Adam and Eve's sin had changed the world for the worse, but that some, "atoms" had saved it from destruction. The whole planet was spared, not by man's doing, but by something nobody ever considered could stop any kind of creatures. The Earthlings had won the war already. Since Adam and Eve's sin affected everybody on the planet, it was ironic that some, "atoms" were also responsible for saving it from a sheer catastrophe.

The end. By, Cuz Roye.