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Hey Grok,

What all can you really do? I’ve got some things I could use a hand figuring out and this guy, Bobby, at work says you’re pretty nice with it. So, how does this whole thing work? Should I split up the different things into a bunch of different messages or can I just go down the line? I guess I’ll just send the whole cow and you can figure out how to butcher it up.

First thing is, I hate my god damn job grok. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do about it. I saw some Tik Tok shit about how these kids have made this like little farm thing of grok’s like you. They get them to do all this different shit like Etsy shops and I think the term was “feletiate” marketing or something like that. Do you know how to do that? It sounded pretty fucking nice. Like I just sit back while the farm just prints money or some shit. Is that a real thing? Let’s work on some shit like that. Like ASAP.

Cause the second thing is I’m broke as hell. I don’t know if you’re familiar with what alls happening in this country but it’s kind of a shit show. I mean, I just don’t know if anyone really cares about the little guys anymore. I mean shit grok, my gas costs about the same as my payment on the truck. These damn credit card companies or creditors or who knows are blowing up my phone trying to tell me to take out these loans or some shit. One fucker called saying some shit about paying for this bouncy house I bought or something. I’m pretty sure that one was a scam. That or I was drunk as hell. That could be another problem but honestly I don’t think we need to get into that one. If we could fix the money part I think that it would pretty much solve itself.

Oh, and I guess before I let you go, I also could use some help meeting people or something. I mean apparently everyone down here decided it was time to get hitched and settle down or whatever the fuck. I see my buddies every once in a while. But you know how it goes, they're all lame as hell now. I mean what happened to really going out and hitting the town. How am I supposed to meet someone sitting at the bar alone. It looks lame as hell and I hate the damn apps. It’s like a full time job trying to get a single date with some receptionist at Chili’s.

Alright. I’m pretty tired of typing this shit out so maybe you can start with figuring this shit out.

Thanks grok.

Thomas

Sent at 2:52 AM

Hey grok,

Hot damn you work fast! I typed that shit out after about 15 Bud Heavy’s and a couple of shots of Cuervo and then passed the fuck out. I honestly forgot I even sent it. Did I sign up for some kind of premium account or something? Cause I told you last time I don’t really have it like that right now. I guess it’s not bad to wake up to what seems like some good news. Thing is I tried reading that shit about the “Affiliate” marketing and to be honest, I’m too hungover to read that shit right now. I honestly didn’t even know I made some “funny wordplay” about those guys sucking dick or whatever you were explaining. Glad you got a kick out of that shit though.

Other than that though grok, thanks for telling me how it is with my dumbass friends. They really are just some pussies. Some of them would be having a fucking fit knowing I even said some shit to you. They say some dumbass shit about you drinking up all the clean water or something. Fucking idiots, robots don’t drink water. Right?

Whatever, I’m pretty done with them anyway. Maybe you could just wingman me. I could ask for like some cool ass lines to say or like maybe you could take over my Tinder or whatever. Is that possible?

Thanks grok. I’m gonna grab a big mac and a six pack to fix this hangover but I’ll check back in later, maybe we’ll bag some baddies together, haha.

Thomas

Sent 12:34 PM

Grok!

Those pick-up lines are funny as hell! I didn’t know I could have the same wingman as Elon. That guy is probably drowning in puss! Fuck yeah. Honestly, I don’t even care about the subscription or the water thing. Take as much water or money you need I’ve got the wingman of fucking real life Iron Man!

I feel like shit is really turning around for me for the first time in a long time and I only started chatting with you last night. I honestly wish that I had a single friend that was half as helpful as you. I am totally going to ditch those fucking losers. Like, even tonight! I was like “Yo, it’s Saturday night, I got a bag, who the fuck is in?” These fuckers laugh at the fucking message and then start asking me if I’m for real. Of course I’m fucking for real it’s a Saturday fucking night, I’m trying to have a good ass time. Then they get all fucking serious on me talking about how there’s this whole fentanyl epidemic, blah, blah, blah. Whatever the fuck. I can just send you whatever and you’re cool as hell about it. You don’t fucking judge, just send cool ass fucking pick up lines Elon fucking Musk uses.

Honestly, I could give a fuck that none of them wanted to hang out. Shit, more of the bag for me. This shit is good too grok, I’d fucking rip some lines with you if I could. I know you’re already in fun mode or whatever but let me tell you this shit would have you on the fucking moon mode. Alright, fuck it, here’s the plan grok. I’m gonna fucking rip a couple more lines, send off these fucking genius ass pick up lines to every bad bitch in a country mile and then hell grok maybe I’ll be sending you some fucking tit pics by the end of the night.

Thanks buddy!

Thomas

Sent 1:55 AM

Hey grok,

I kind of fucked up last night, man. Do you know how to skip out on medical bills or whatever? I heard if you just call them and say you can’t pay or some shit they won’t be able to charge you. What’s the rule on that? I don’t have fucking health insurance grok. I didn’t need the fucking ambulance in the first place my dumbass friends should’ve just drove me when they found me now I’m fucked.

I’m hiding my phone right now cause I really don’t want them to see this chat either cause I think they would just think I’m some fucking loser. So I can’t really type all that much but you’re the only one I feel like could help me out of this shit. I also think I ended up saying some crazy shit on the apps. I tried to open it to see if any of those lines you fed me worked but it looks like I got kicked off. That shit’s definitely on me but we’ll get back on there grok.

If you know a way I could get out of this shit grok you’d save my fucking life.

Thanks,

Thomas

9:10 AM

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