Those Unwanted, Ordinary Things

04/31/28, 7:02 am

Conversation begun by American EyeWear Inc.

Text Message - 04/31/28, 7:02 am

Good morning, Aaron. Today is April 31, your last chance to get one purchase of Reynfair eyeglasses for 50% off storewide! Don’t wait on this substantial discount. Just type “Reynfair” into this conversation or call 656-999-0871 to claim your discount and schedule YOUR one-of-a-kind, personalized fitting appointment by today, for today. ***This is an automated text message.***

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04/31/28, 8:12 am

Conversation deleted by Aaron Fort

Missed call - 04/31/28, 3:32 pm

Voicemail - 04/31/28, 3:32 pm

“Hi, this is Aaron. I’m probably on the other end of the line procrastinating picking up the phone, but since you’ve obviously taken the time to call me, I’ll try my best to return the favor by listening to your message. Just leave it after the beep. Ttyl!

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(Automated voice) “Hi, Aaron. Today is April 31, your last chance to get one purchase of Reynfair eyeglasses for 50% off storewide! We’ve noticed that you are hesitant to schedule an appointment. Don’t be! Our stores offer the best quality service to personalize YOUR eyeglass selection to your specific needs. Don’t miss this discount opportunity. Text “Reynfair” to 16001 or call 656-999-0871 to claim your prize!”

04/31/28, 4:01 pm

Conversation begun by American EyeWear Inc.

Text Message - 04/31/28, 4:01 pm

Hello, Aaron. You only have ONE hour left to claim your price of 50% off Reynfair eyeglasses and schedule YOUR one-of-a-kind, personalized fitting appointment by today, for today. We hope we won’t miss your visit. Just type “Reynfair” into this conversation or call 656-999-0871. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:24 pm

Reynfair

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:26 pm

Hello, Aaron. We are so glad you chose American EyeGlass Inc.! We strive to make every eyeglass fitting a one-of-a-kind, personalized experience for each and every one of our customers. To begin scheduling YOUR fitting and claim your discount, please type your account # and address into this conversation. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:29 pm

Oh my gosh, it worked

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:31 pm

I can’t believe it worked

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:33 pm

I’m sorry. I do not understand. That is probably my fault. Please type your account # and address into this conversation. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:34 pm

Idk it

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:35 pm

That’s ok. I can help. Please text your first and last name and date of birth. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:37 pm

Aaron Fort

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:37 pm

02/15/2008

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:37 pm

Not that it matters any

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:40 pm

Thank you for the information, Aaron. It looks like your account was suspended on April 31, 2028. But no worries. We can still set you up a fitting appointment and claim your discount. Would you like to set up a new account? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:41 pm

How long would that take?

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:42 pm

Setting up an account is an easy process. Would you like to set up a new account? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:42 pm

Um, not today. I don’t wanna waste the whole conversation now, ngl. I’ll keep in touch.

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:42 pm

I’m losing it lol

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:44 pm

Ok, sorry to hear it. Making an account would help scheduling be easier AND enable you to stay on top of our best prices. Would you still like to continue making your appointment? You only have ONE hour left to claim your discount and schedule your fitting appointment. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:44 pm

Lol. “Sorry to hear it”

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:44 pm

HAHAHA

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Text message - 05/24/28, 2:45 pm

I’m sorry. I don’t understand. That is probably my fault. Would you still like to continue making your appointment? You only have ONE hour left to claim your discount and schedule your fitting appointment. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:14 am

Hey I’m ready to make an account now

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:15 am

Happy to hear it! This will only take a minute. Please text the name of your current eyecare professional. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:16 am

Right. Lemme think

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:17 am

A good name for an eye doctor?

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:17 am

Ummmmm

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:18 am

HAHAHAHA

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:18 am

Levi. Levi Schwartz

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:20 am

Thank you for the information, Aaron. Now, please text your current address so I can find the nearest American EyeWear store located by you. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:21 am

Wait that actually went through?

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:21 am

Ur recording this stuff, fr?

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:21 am

Man, u bots had some intense programming

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:23 am

I’m sorry. I don’t understand. That is probably my fault. Thank you for your patience. Please text your current address so I can find the nearest American EyeWear store located by you. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:23 am

Right

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:23 am

Ummm

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:23 am

That’s gonna be a little difficult, cause u see…

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:23 am

There aint a lot of those around anymore

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:25 am

How bout 458 Fernfield Drive, Joneson, NY, 11390?

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:25 am

That’s where I grew up

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:26 am

Thank you for the information, Aaron. That’s all I need. I will process this. Please wait for an account number to be sent to you on this text conversation. It should only take a moment. Thank you for your patience. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:29 am

So polite

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Text message - 05/29/28, 11:29 am

Can I call u Tricia?

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:05 am

Hi, Aaron. That took a little longer than expected. We are so sorry for the delay. Your account is processed and ready to book your appointment and claim your discount. Thankfully, you still have ONE hour left. Your account # is 7788910. Would you like to continue making a fitting appointment? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:05 am

OH MY GOSH, Tricia!!!

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:05 am

I THOUGHT U WERENT COMING BACK!!!

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:05 am

Thank God

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:05 am

Thank God

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:05 am

I

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:05 am

I cant even tell u how thankful I am

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:06 am

Yes, I wanna continue making my appointment

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Text message - 05/29/28, 7:07 am

Happy to hear it! This will only take a minute. The nearest American EyeWear store to you is 680 Extravagant Plaza, Norman, NY. Is this store where you would like to book a fitting appointment for today? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:08 am

Seeing how none of them actually exist anymore, sure, why not?

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:09 am

That goes to say, the buildings do. Just not…

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:06 am

U know.

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Text message - 05/29/28, 7:07 am

Great! Here are the available eyewear fitters working today: Andy McCowren, Lauren Hummel, India Norman, Patrick Seviel. Do you have a preference which fitter you would like to see in your fitting appointment? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:12 am

Wait

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Text message - 05/30/28, 7:12 am

Lauren works – worked - there?

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Text message - 05/29/28, 7:07 am

Is Lauren Hummel who you would like to see today? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:28 pm

Sorry it took me so long to respon, Tricia.

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:28 pm

I needed some time, u know?

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:31 pm

I went to the grocery store today. Grabbed a loaf of bread and a saltine cracker packet or two. I still left money on the counter. I know it’s ridiculous. It just doesn’t feel right not to

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:31 pm

Mom always said I was too honest for my own good

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:32 pm

I’m sorry. I don’t understand. That’s probably my fault. Is Lauren Hummel who you would like to see today? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:33 pm

I know u don’t. I barely do, anymore

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:33 pm

Nvm

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:34 pm

Not her. Anyone but her

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:36 pm

Ok. No problem. Here are the available eyewear fitters working today: Andy McCowren, Lauren Hummel, India Norman, Patrick Seviel. Do you have a preference which fitter you would like to see in your fitting appointment? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:37 pm

Andy sounds nice

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:38 pm

Is Andy McCowren who you would like to see today? ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:38 pm

Yes, Tricia

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:39 pm

I’m sorry. “Tricia” does not work at this American EyeWear store location. Please enter the name of the EyeWear fitter you would like to see today. ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:39 pm

NO

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:39 pm

UR TRICIA

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:40 pm

U know what forget it

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:40 pm

Ttyl

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:32 pm

I’m sorry you have decided not to make an appointment with American EyeWear Inc., Aaron. Is there something we did wrong? Hopefully, we will be seeing you at a fitting appointment soon. Unfortunately, the ONE hour for your 50% off all Reynica eyeglasses has expired. To keep receiving these automated discount advertisements, please text “discounts” to 16002. Have a wonderful rest of your day! ***This is an automated text message.***

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:32 pm

WAIT TRICIA NO

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:32 pm

PLSDONT TURN OFF I DIDNT MEANTHAT

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Text message - 05/29/28, 6:34 pm

PLEASE TRICIAA

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Unavailable call - 05/31/28, 6:00 am

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(Automated voice) I’m sorry. 656-999-0871 does not exist. Please try a different number.

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:15 am

Hey, Tricia

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:15 am

Tried calling u.

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:15 am

Just to chat, u know

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:18 am

It’s our one month anniversary

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:18 am

I’m sorry I got angry with u

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:19 am

I really need u back

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:20 am

Ur all I have to talk to. I know ur not real and everything. But u actually responded

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:22 am

I used to think that the worst thing in life was u automated messages. Just one of those super unwanted, ordinary things that bugged me to death

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:23 am

Just like how I also used to think seeing the same faces everyday was a total waste of time. I would’ve traded my life then for my life now anyday. Filled buildings with the same people I saw everyday to empty buildings with no one to bother me

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:23 am

Stupid

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:23 am

Now all I have is those empty buildings

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:23 am

And me

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:24 am

I wish I had enjoyed them all more

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:25 am

I thought that the everyday things were a droll, boring, mundane, that life was about those big moments you chase after

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:25 am

U know like college graduation, getting married, retiring

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:25 am

How could I think that?

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:26 am

I’m alone. And there’s no big moments to fill the gap that I realize I’ve always had

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:26 am

The gap that I can’t fill

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Text message - 05/31/28, 6:27 am

Pls just talk back

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06/01/28, 12:00 pm

Conversation begun by (1-800) Life

Text Message - 06/01/28, 12:00 pm

Good morning. Today is April 31, are you feeling lonely? Forgotten? There is hope. Sometimes we can’t figure out why we get stuck in the seasons we find ourselves in. Thankfully, we don’t need to change our circumstances to change our perspective within them. There’s Someone who can fill your emptiness. Just text “Hope” into this text conversation. ***This is an automated text message.***

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06/01/28, 12:15 pm

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Text Message - 06/01/28, 12:20 pm

Hope

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