Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Mom gave me this book as a gift to me today, because I turned 13. I think I'll be much too lazy to write in this diary, but I'll try. I guess..

Love,

Macy J.

Monday.

Dear Diary,

I bumped into Mika today. THE MIKA (the one I like!!!). I can't believe I spilled my entire lunch on his shoes. They were his lucky basketball sneakers! Ugghhhhhh! I trip a lot, but I've never been so publicly humiliated in my entire life!

Ugh, I feel clumsy, idiotic, and like a ditzy mess! (I'm so embarrassed, I started stress eating my entire supply of leftover Halloween candy.)

Horrified at what I've done,

Macy J.

Tuesday

Dear Diary,

Guess what?! I didn't make a fool of myself in front of Mika Myers, I made a fool of myself in front of his twin brother! I knew something about Mika was off! Turns out Mika was out sick and his brother Matt borrowed his sneakers! I feel so relieved, but still... I don't know, maybe I should apologize again, with a gift or something?

Matt insisted I didn't have to apologize to Mika, or him, but it feels wrong not to. Maybe I''ll bake them some chocolate chip cookies? Everyone loves chocolate right?

Very relieved,

Macy J.

Wednesday

Dear Diary,

WRONG! Turns out the twins are deathly allergic to chocolate. I sent (the actual) Mika to the hospital today!! :(

Matt just sneezed a lot, he apparently isn't as allergic to chocolate, but still, I feel horrible ONCE AGAIN. Maybe I should just try to avoid the twins, because apparently I can't even give a gift to them properly!

Sick to my stomache,

Macy J.

Thursday

Dear Diary,

Mika came home from the hospital, and glared at me today. I hate being glared at by my crush! On the bright side, Matt glared at his brother to get him to stop glaring at me, so I feel a little better. Matt doesn't blame me for anything, although Mika seems to blame me even more then humanly possible. I found a rubber snake in my locker today. I think it was from Mika...I hope it wasn't from him though. Also I didn't scream when I found it, so I'm treating myself to some ice cream today. I don't think I could stand eating a chocolate chip cookie any time soon.

Sadly celebrating,

Macy J.

Friday

Dear Diary,

Mika still hates me. I wish I could say I don't like him anymore, but I still do...

I also dropped my math books right in front of Matt, and he helped me pick them up. Oh and Matt asked if I wanted to be his partner for Mrs. Shells class. (She teaches English) I said, yes because I didn't have a writing partner yet, and the assignment was due next week.

That's all for now,

Macy J.

Saturday

Dear Diary,

Matt came over today. We started working on Mrs. Shells poetry assignment, but then decided to go on a walk for a break. We saw Mika at a park on are way back. He seemed surprised to see Matt walking with me...

Anyways, I'm confident Matt and I will get a good grade. I'll update this if we don't!

Kinda nervous,

Macy J.

Monday

Dear Diary,

Mika put basketball stickers all over my locker. I can't even see my combination lock.

Sighing,

Macy J.

Tuesday

Dear Diary,

Matt was nervous to show me this, but he found out Mika sent a meme to everyone at school, with my face on a llama's body.

Should I be flattered or annoyed?

Confused on what to feel,

Macy J.

Wednesday

Dear Diary,

So I bike to school...and Mika found out. He spray painted my bike the UGLIEST green in the world. I know I should tell Principal Luthor, but I don't want to get Mika in trouble...

Matt and I also finished our poetry assignment, I'm crossing my fingers we get a good grade!!

Uneasy,

Macy J.

Thursday

Dear Diary,

Mika hid a battery alarm in my backpack, how he did that without my knowledge, I have no idea, but I went the alarm went off at midnight, and it took me fifteen minutes before I discovered the noise came from my backpack.

Ps. The alarm scared me half to death!

P.P.S I rewired the alarm and asked Matt to hide it in Mika's room.

Thirsting for revenge,

Macy J.

Friday

Dear Diary,

Matt and I got an A plus! I guess that makes us a good team! We've already decided to do our next English assignment together, if neither of us can find a partner. Update on Mika: He's such a jerkface and yes, I no longer like him!

His latest prank was too far. I just can't put up with Mika anymore! To insult me and vandalize my stuff is one thing, but to spread a rumor Matt and I are dating? And to pretend to be the principal and call my parents about me "hiding my bad grades?" I can't take that.

AHHHHHHH (breath) AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Madder then the Mad Hatter,

Macy J.

Monday

Dear Diary,

Mika has detention until the last day of school because I told Principal Luthor, and my parents everything.

Smirking,

Macy J.

Tuesday

Dear Diary,

Matt came over to my house again. This time we studied for Mr. Claude's math test on Friday. Matt is REALLY good at math. I don't think he needed to study. But I sure did. I'm glad he came over.

Impressed by Matt's skills,

Macy J.

Saturday

Dear Diary,

Matt asked me out to the movies today...and I said yes.

Ps. I aced my math test!

Excited,

Macy J.

PS. I think this Diary was my favorite birthday present ever!!!

Macy J.

Eight years later,

Dear Diary, Matt proposed! I'm shocked, although I know I shouldn't be but this is amazing! And stressful...but I can't wait to design my dream wedding!

Ps. Mika decided to become a basketball coach for Elementry aged students!