Once Upon a Lie - The Big Bad Wolf Speaks Out

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Written in response to: "Write a story from the perspective/POV of a non-human or fairy tale character sharing their side of the story." as part of Once Upon a Time....

Good evening, and thank you for joining us on The Truth Is Out There Tonight, where fabled stories get a second look. For generations, the story of Little Red Riding Hood has been a clean-cut fable. A cautionary tale told to children at bedtime, designed to teach them to be responsible and be aware of the perils of stranger danger.

All over the country, people are re-examining traditional storytelling with fresh eyes, questioning who shapes these stories and how reputations can become fate.

Few characters haunt our imaginations like the infamous Big Bad Wolf. This wave of reinterpretation, much like the recent sympathy for Frankenstein’s misunderstood monster, invites us to challenge the stories we thought we knew.

Everyone knows the story by now. One wolf. Three pigs. Two houses destroyed. One narrowly avoided catastrophe.

Tonight, we're posing a few critical questions that challenge everything we've been told. Did folklore condemn an innocent character before the evidence was in? What if the so-called villain never had a chance to tell his side of the story?

Tonight, for the first time, the big bad wolf has agreed to sit down for a candid, no-holes-barred interview.

I’m your host, Belle Morsel, and joining me in the studio tonight is the wolf himself.

Thank you for joining us this evening.

THE WOLF

Thank you for having me. By the way, I was told this chair wouldn’t squeak, but it does.

BELLE

We’ll raise that with production.

Let’s begin. For viewers at home, you’re known almost exclusively as The Big Bad Wolf. Is that how you identify?

THE WOLF

No. That’s how I’m marketed. My name is Ludo Grey. "Big Bad" comes across less like a description and more like a legal conclusion reached without trial. Growing up, my grandmother used to bake me the most delightful acorn pies, a tradition I've continued in my own kitchen whenever I have an especially tough day. Small rituals like that keep me composed.

BELLE

You understand why people are cautious around you.

THE WOLF

Of course. If I’d heard the same story about someone for centuries, I’d probably avoid them too. But repeating a lie just makes it easier to believe.

BELLE

Let’s go to the moment that established your reputation—the day of the houses. Two destroyed. Three pigs udderly terrified. Haha, excuse the pun. (Belle flicks her long blonde hair over her shoulder and winks seductively into camera two). That’s the accepted version of events.

THE WOLF

It was allergy season.

BELLE

You’ve mentioned that before. Some people might think that’s a convenient excuse.

THE WOLF

So is gravity, Belle. That doesn’t make it any less true.

BELLE

Please walk us through what happened on that ill-fated day, Ludo.

THE WOLF

I came to the first house, which, as everyone knows, was made of straw. The straw was loose and barely holding together. It was clear the house wasn’t built well. I meant to knock and say, “Is anyone home?” but just then, a fly flew up my nose.

BELLE

And then?

THE WOLF

I sneezed.

BELLE

And the house collapsed. (Belle close up - looked half in shock and somewhat amused)

THE WOLF

Collapsed makes it sound like I tried. It just fell apart. There’s a difference.

The pig inside ran away in fear. I can’t blame him. It makes sense to be scared when your roof disappears in the middle of a conversation.

BELLE

You followed him to the second house.

THE WOLF

Yes. I was worried about him and wanted to give some building advice. I couldn’t believe someone would build a second house without choosing better materials.

BELLE

That house was made of sticks.

THE WOLF

Which isn’t exactly strong.

BELLE

And that house also fell down. Was the fly still bothering you? Two sneezes, two houses gone.

THE WOLF

To be fair, both houses were already falling apart.

BELLE

Critics say this explanation avoids accountability. That, regardless of intention, your outcome was to harm the cute little pink pigs.

THE WOLF

I don’t deny what happened. I just question the conclusion people draw from it. There’s a difference between causing harm and—

BELLE (cuts off the wolf with a shake of her hand toward his snout).

What about the claim that you wanted to eat the pigs?

THE WOLF

That’s the part that fascinates me. I’m guilty by species association. No one asked what I actually said. Or didn’t say. Or whether I even owned a pot large enough for such a feast, and between us, I've always believed vegetables require more seasoning than three pigs!

BELLE

Have you ever eaten a pig?

THE WOLF

Of course not, I’m a vegetarian. I’ve never eaten a pig that speaks in complete sentences and owns property. That feels ethically wrong.

BELLE

So when the third pig locked himself in the brick house—

THE WOLF (Fidgeting, cuts Belle off)

I knocked politely, using my knuckle, not my claw. Funny how no one ever draws that in the storybooks.

BELLE

The third house is remembered as the one that demonstrated the value of being prepared, with bricks rather than straw or sticks.

THE WOLF

And it should be. The brickwork was impressive. The way the bricks arched over the door was really well done.

BELLE

You didn’t try to blow it down. So what did you do?

THE WOLF

I couldn’t have if I tried. I apologized to the little pigs and explained that the fly had flown up my nose.

BELLE (Appearing completely forlorn and bored)

You apologized.

THE WOLF

I’m aware this complicates the narrative. But shortly after, the pigs offered me a lovely herbal tea.

BELLE

Does it matter to you that it’s rarely told?

THE WOLF

It matters a lot to me, Belle, because it’s the only part where everyone acts like real people, not just symbols.

BELLE

You’ve lived with this story for years. How has it affected your life?

THE WOLF

I never got the benefit of the doubt. Instead, I became a bedtime threat. Imagine growing up knowing your name means danger.

BELLE

Some people say fairy tales need clear villains.

THE WOLF

Maybe we should ask why that is. Adding complexity doesn’t ruin a story. It makes it grow up.

BELLE

Do you feel like you were judged before anyone heard your side?

THE WOLF

I was judged before I ever got to speak.

BELLE

Do you have any regrets?

THE WOLF

I regret thinking I’d be listened to. I regret not having tissues that day, and I regret that sneezing was seen as proof I was evil. But most of all I regret investing in tiny homes.

BELLE

If you could talk to the pigs tonight, what would you say?

THE WOLF

They already know, I’m sorry. I’d ask them where I could purchase that tea we drank, and oh, I’d definitely compliment their brickwork again.

BELLE

And what would you say to the audience watching?

THE WOLF

Fairy tales should make sure someone is really a villain before assuming they are.

BELLE

That was the Big Bad Wolf—Ludo Grey—sharing his side of a story many of us heard as children.

Whether this interview changes minds remains to be seen. But it does raise several questions: when stories shape our understanding of good and evil, what happens when we finally hear from the character who was never meant to speak? We invite you, the viewers, to reflect on stories you've encountered throughout your life. Have you ever felt sympathy for a character who was widely misunderstood? How might this perspective alter the fairy tales we've come to accept? Please feel free to share your thoughts and experiences; we would love to hear how these tales have personally impacted you. The number to call if you feel triggered by this interview or would like to speak with a call centre representative is on the screen.

After the break, we’ll hear from cultural historians and child psychologists about whether it’s time to reconsider the stories we pass down—and what responsibility comes with being a storyteller.

Posted Dec 22, 2025
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