Fucking Firepeople

I hate you people. I think the wood would be better if all of you were burned up in the fires that you try to prevent and help your total waste of tax dollars and I don’t wanna work with you, but I have to as my supervisor says I have to and if I don’t, I’ll be fired I need this job to pay my bills and feed my family. The quicker this is Dunn. Happier everyone will be including you. not that I give a shit about your happiness. Hell, I hope ice comes and blows up your house with you and your spouse and kids inside and that there’s no memorial service it just put the dumpster with all the ashes, but we have to work together cause our supervisor says we do. fire alarms do not save live they destroy eardrums and caused seizures.

But we have to write a speech together about public safety. What I do is public safety what do you do is public bullshit should serve you some ice cube to go to the bottom of the glass make the world a better place you’re bored sitting in the fire department, drinking coffee and having food and waiting for a fire. Use your waste of tax hours salary to get another job that isn’t boring. Maybe you should go into the Bob squad that we blowed up and it wouldn’t be a better place. But we have to write a speech about public safety. Mine is going to be about important things like syphilis got chlamydia HIV a hepatitis ABNC what I’m sure with your brain size you don’t know what any of these things are or why they’re important. And I’m sure you don’t give a shit about homosexuals and you let them die if they were a burning home considering your political orientations,

but that’s not what this is about as I’ve been told multiple times it is a special for C-SPAN on the importance of tax hours for public safety and why we need to keep these funds. We need to keep my funds. We need to keep libraries. We don’t need a fucking fire department, except if there’s a fire, we could cut you guys at have unless there was a forest fire you’d be just as effective. It woke up at 3 AM because of fire drills think about the story of the boy that cried wolf, ha ha wolf when it was a real wolf, nobody believed it the same thing with fire drill. There was a real fire. Nobody would believe there was a real fire, cause you morons keep mandating fire drills, and we need more tax hours for this. Why if we have sprinklers, we don’t need fire drills because the sprinkler put out the fire doesn’t that make sense? It’s common sense but then I remember everyone in the fire department is a fucking moron. Fucking fireman fucking fireman are fucking morons. We don’t care about housing the homeless you know what that’s a great idea: take all the firemen and women out of the fucking fire house and put the homeless there they could have the free coffee and maybe they could have some donuts with the cops? Forget that a teacher can’t make a living wage oh no we need you people making more mandates of safety for senior citizens and other disabled residence.

Let’s get out with it. I’m gonna say things that might get in trouble for saying like we endorse the use of contraceptives in anything else that prevents the use of bodily fluids from being transmitted during encounters. We also adores dental dams and will tell him about the free STD centers and the average wait times if I were you, I’d write that what you were gonna say so you won’t sound like a clown up there but people are clouds anyway actually never mind go up there and make an ass of yourself. Maybe then you’ll be defunded.

But again our supervisor says we have to work together, but thank God we don’t have to make the speeches together. We might have to read over each other’s. Make sure you can understand big words like “the” or “and”. Every time I hear the news that a fireman or a fireman is died while I was having somewhat I think thank God maybe they’ll be less regulations now.

They’ve never helped me ever. But it’s only one night will look fancy will give her bullshit speeches. It will see if the government keeps funding us although keep funding you because they think you’re heroes. Forget that more people are dying from AIDS than have died from house fires in the last century. But you give your speech and I’ll give mine. We don’t need to read over each other because we wouldn’t relate. You don’t even know what GLBT stand stands for. I know what Aed is and how to use it as well Also, what CPR is I’ve used it with proper OSHA regulations. You probably try to French kiss them, right?

But you’re gonna ignore everything I say and I’m gonna ignore everything that you say and after tonight, I’ll keep sending my hate mail to the governor and your supervisors smoke detectors. Don’t save lives : condoms do. Can you tell me the history of fires? Who first discovered to use fires for cooking? But I can tell if the origin of AI and the origin of aid in America and why it wasn’t flooded by Ronald Reagan and who Guten Dugas is.

Oh, don’t worry I’m sure the congressman in Congresswoman will let you have coffee, water, and all the donuts you can eat before you give your bullshit speech to people who seated there and I’m sure everyone’s gonna watch us on C-SPAN three. Is more popular than Fox. All bullshit anyway. Then next thing you know when you bastard are saying, we need to cut taxes you know where the tax kit will go to my department not to yours, unless I …