Dinner Crew, Summer Special-Lavender Spritz
-Purple Sugar Rim/Edible Flower
-Lavender Infused Vodka
-Splash of Lemon Juice
Top with Sparkling Water
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Breakfast Crew,
Dinner Crew, Summer Special-Lavender Spritz
-Purple Sugar Rim/Edible Flower
-Lavender Infused Vodka
-Splash of Lemon Juice
Top with Sparkling Water Sprite
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Dinner Ditz
Breakfast Crew
Dinner Crew, Summer Special-Lavender Spritz
-Purple Sugar Rim/Edible Flower
-Lavender Infused Vodka
-Splash of Lemon Juice
Top with Sparkling Water Sprite Sparkling Water
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Dinner Ditz
Breakfast Crew
Dinner Crew, Summer Special-Lavender Spritz
-Purple Sugar Rim/Edible Flower
-Lavender Infused Vodka
-Splash of Lemon Juice
Top with Sparkling Water Sprite Sparkling Water
Top with 1/2 Sprite 1/2 Sparking Water
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Dinner Ditz Dinner Genius
Breakfast Crew
Dinner Crew, Summer Special-Lavender Spritz
-Purple Sugar Rim/Edible Flower
-Lavender Infused Vodka
-Splash of Lemon Juice
Top with Sparkling Water Sprite Sparkling Water
Top with 1/2 Sprite 1/2 Sparking Water
:) YOUR WELCOME
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Dinner Crew- Please keep white wine bottles on lower shelf. Thanks.
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Dinner Crew- Please keep white wine bottles on lower shelf. Thanks.
PS: Helpful Tip: Next time throw away my note in a trash that actually gets taken out.
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Dinner Crew- Please keep white wine bottles on lower shelf. Thanks.
PS: Helpful Tip: Next time throw away my note in a trash that actually gets taken out.
OK Mom
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Boring Breakfast -Fall Drink Special -Cranberry Margaritas
-House-Infused Cranberry Tequila
-Spiced Cranberry Syrup
-Orange Curacao
-Top with Lime and Dried Orange
Any questions, google it.
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Boring Breakfast -Fall Drink Special -Cranberry Margaritas
-House-Infused Cranberry Tequila
-Spiced Cranberry Syrup
-Orange Curacao
-Top with Lime and Dried Orange
Any questions, google it.
Google didn’t know what any of that chicken scratch meant.
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Boring Breakfast Crew-Fall Drink Special -Cranberry Margaritas
-House-Infused Cranberry Tequila
-Spiced Cranberry Syrup
-Orange Curacao
-Top with Lime and Dried Orange
Any questions, google it.
Google didn’t know what any of that chicken scratch meant.
Did you write your mom knew what it meant, scratch it out and then it throw it away?
CHILD.
Again, if you remembered to take out the trash I wouldn’t keep finding these notes.
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Boring Breakfast Crew-Fall Drink Special -Cranberry Margaritas
-House-Infused Cranberry Tequila
-Spiced Cranberry Syrup
-Orange Curacao
-Top with Lime and Dried Orange
Any questions, google it.
Google didn’t know what any of that chicken scratch meant.
Did you write your mom knew what it meant, scratch it out and then it throw it away?
CHILD.
Again, if you remembered to take out the trash I wouldn’t keep finding these notes.
You’re a child. And maybe I want you to keep finding them.
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Dinner Ditz-
Can you PLEASE restock the oranges at the end of the night? I ran out in the first hour of brunch.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
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Dinner Ditz-
Can you PLEASE restock the oranges at the end of the night? I ran out in the first hour of brunch.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Really, Really? 34 fucking whole oranges. CHILD! Emailing my therapist about this…
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Dinner Ditz-
Can you PLEASE restock the oranges at the end of the night? I ran out in the first hour of brunch.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Really, Really? 34 36 fucking whole oranges. CHILD! Emailing my therapist about this…
My therapist thought it was hilarious.
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Dinner Ditz-
Can you PLEASE restock the oranges at the end of the night? I ran out in the first hour of brunch.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Really, Really? 34 36 fucking whole oranges. CHILD! Emailing my therapist about this…
My therapist thought it was hilarious.
You don’t see a fucking therapist….
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Dinner Ditz-
Can you PLEASE restock the oranges at the end of the night? I ran out in the first hour of brunch.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Really, Really? 34 36 fucking whole oranges. CHILD! Emailing my therapist about this…
My therapist thought it was hilarious.
You don’t see a fucking therapist….
These notes were starting to give me PTSD, so I started.
And can you ask your therapist what deep seeded childhood trauma gave you an obsession with sweet ass drinks with sugar rims and flowers. If I have to make one more of these things I’m gonna find the nearest wine cork….
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Dinner Ditz-
Can you PLEASE restock the oranges at the end of the night? I ran out in the first hour of brunch.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Really, Really? 34 36 fucking whole oranges. CHILD! Emailing my therapist about this…
My therapist thought it was hilarious.
You don’t see a fucking therapist….
These notes were starting to give me PTSD, so I started.
And can you ask your therapist what deep seeded childhood trauma gave you an obsession with sweet ass drinks with sugar rims and flowers. If I have to make one more of these things I’m gonna find the nearest wine cork….
PROMISE??
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My therapist said she needs you to stop leaving the fucking Book wide open, and spilling shit all over the pages. Also, what fucking bartender has to look up the recipe for a Long Island. EMBARASSING
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My therapist said she needs you to stop leaving the fucking Book wide open, and spilling shit all over the pages. Also, what fucking bartender has to look up the recipe for a Long Island. EMBARASSING
Almost as embarrassing as you not knowing how to spell embarrassing : )
AND, your highness, it wasn’t me.
Lunchtime Gary covered my shift last night.
Fucking Gary.
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My therapist said she needs you to stop leaving the fucking Book wide open, and spilling shit all over the recipes. Also, what fucking bartender has to look up the recipe for a Long Island. EMBARASSING
Almost as embarrassing as you not knowing how to spell embarrassing : )
AND, your highness, it wasn’t me.
Lunchtime Gary covered my shift last night.
Fucking Gary.
Fucking Gary.
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Dude, please for the love of Beyonce please remember to take out the trash.
And, heads up-the rez at 7:30, Back Patio for 12…
Triple stock the Char after lunch. Grandma is a fish.
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Dude, please for the love of Beyonce please remember to take out the trash.
My therapist and I are diving into my fear of new trash can liners, and she said not to rush my healing.
And, heads up-the rez at 7:30, Back Patio for 12…
Triple stock the Char after lunch. Grandma is a fish.
And holy shit, that woman drank more than a white ladies Tuesday night church group.
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Dude, please for the love of Beyonce please remember to take out the trash.
My therapist and I are diving into my fear of new trash can liners, and she said not to rush my healing.
I have placed a second liner under the top bag to protect your delicate sensibilities.
And, heads up-the rez at 7:30, Back Patio for 12…
Triple stock the Char after lunch. Grandma is a fish.
And holy shit, that woman drank more than a white ladies Tuesday night church group.
: ) HA
It’s honestly impressive and asperational. That big word means I want to be like her when I grow up.
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Dude, please for the love of Beyonce please remember to take out the trash.
My therapist and I are diving into my fear of new trash can liners, and she said not to rush my healing.
I have placed a second liner under the top bag to protect your delicate sensibilities. My hero.
And, heads up-the rez at 7:30, Back Patio for 12…
Triple stock the Char after lunch. Grandma is a fish.
And holy shit, that woman drank more than a white ladies Tuesday night church group.
: ) HA
It’s honestly impressive and asperational. That big word means I want to be like her when I grow up.
I know what that word means, I just wish you knew how to spell it.
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Dude, please for the love of Beyonce please remember to take out the trash.
My therapist and I are diving into my fear of new trash can liners, and she said not to rush my healing.
I have placed a second liner under the top bag to protect your delicate sensibilities. My hero.
And, heads up-the rez at 7:30, Back Patio for 12…
Triple stock the Char after lunch. Grandma is a fish.
And holy shit, that woman drank more than a white ladies Tuesday night church group.
: ) HA
It’s honestly impressive and asperational. That big word means I want to be like her when I grow up.
I know what that word means, I just wish you knew how to spell it.
FUCK OFF
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Oh thank Beyonce you are back!
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Oh thank Beyonce you are back!
Oh, you missed me didn't you : )
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Oh thank Beyonce you are back!
Oh, you missed me didn't you : )
Hell no, but Fucking Gary can’t stock a bar to save his life and I’m pretty certain he had his 5 year old daughter come in to cut his oranges for him.
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Oh thank Beyonce you are back!
Oh, you missed me didn't you : )
Hell no, but Fucking Gary can’t stock a bar to save his life and I’m pretty certain he had his 5 year old daughter come in to cut his oranges for him.
Your telling me, I’m pretty sure his toddler wipes his wine glasses too. Fucking water spots EVERYWHERE. Fucking Gary.
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Oh thank Beyonce you are back!
Oh, you missed me didn't you : )
Hell no, but Fucking Gary can’t stock a bar to save his life and I’m pretty certain he had his 5 year old daughter come in to cut his oranges for him.
Your telling me, I’m pretty sure his toddler wipes his wine glasses too. Fucking water spots EVERYWHERE. Fucking Gary.
Fucking Lazy Lunch Gary.
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Oh thank Beyonce you are back!
Oh, you missed me didn't you : )
Hell no, but Fucking Gary can’t stock a bar to save his life and I’m pretty certain he had his 5 year old daughter come in to cut his oranges for him.
Your telling me, I’m pretty sure his toddler wipes his wine glasses too. Fucking water spots EVERYWHERE. Fucking Gary.
Fucking Lazy Lunch Gary.
You guys know I can see these right?
Fuck off Gary.
Shut up Gary.
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DUDE! Fucking Gary said you went to Belize? How was it?
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DUDE! Fucking Gary said you went to Belize? How was it?
AMAZING! Went snorkeling, and a giant sea turtle swam right up to me! It was incredible. One of the best trips of my life.
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Winter Drink Special- Tipsy Turtle
-House-Infused Pineapple Rum
-Splash of Sweet/Sour
-Sparkling Water
-Drizzle of Midori and Blue Curacao
-Top with Pineapple
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Heard about your dog,
Let me know if you need anything covered. I want to help if I can.
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Heard about your dog,
Let me know if you need anything covered. I want to help if I can.
Thanks
Do you even know how to get up that early?
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Heard about your dog,
Let me know if you need anything covered. I want to help if I can.
Thanks
Do you even know how to get up that early?
Oh shit, you’re right. I’ll just sleep here.
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Heard about your dog,
Let me know if you need anything covered. I want to help if I can.
Thanks
Do you even know how to get up that early?
Oh shit, you’re right. I’ll just sleep here.
Booth 17 is pretty comfy.
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Heard about your dog,
Let me know if you need anything covered. I want to help if I can.
Thanks
Do you even know how to get up that early?
Oh shit, you’re right. I’ll just sleep here.
Booth 17 is pretty comfy.
How do you know that?
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Heard about your dog,
Let me know if you need anything covered. I want to help if I can. (You did.)
Thanks
Do you even know how to get up that early?
Oh shit, you’re right. I’ll just sleep here.
Booth 17 is pretty comfy.
How do you know that?
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers too. : )
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Tag you’re it!
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Tag you’re it!
Damn, underneath the orange. Respect.
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Tag sucker!
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Tag sucker!
INSIDE THE ICE MACHINE?!?!?! Savage.
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
All Too Well (10 mins)
Love Story
Long Live
22
Blank Space
Bad Blood
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
All Too Well (10 mins)
Love Story
Long Live
22
Blank Space
Bad Blood
That was 6….
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
All Too Well (10 mins)
Love Story
Long Live
22
Blank Space
Bad Blood
That was 6….
You can’t make me take one off. I’ll choose death.
Quit avoiding the question.
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
ATW-10
Love Story
Long Live
22
Blank Space
Bad Blood
That was 6….
You can’t make me take one off. I’ll choose death.
Quit avoiding the question.
All Too Well (10mins)
Ready for it
Cruel Summer
Illicit Affairs
Exile
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
ATW-10
Love Story
Long Live
22
Blank Space
Bad Blood
That was 6….
You can’t make me take one off. I’ll choose death.
Quit avoiding the question.
All Too Well (10mins)
Ready for it
Cruel Summer ? Really ? Basic
Illicit Affairs
Exile
Oooooo, I’m adding exile!
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
ATW-10
Love Story
Long Live
22
Blank Space
Bad Blood
That was 6….
You can’t make me take one off. I’ll choose death.
Quit avoiding the question.
All Too Well (10mins)
Ready for it
Cruel Summer ? Really ? Basic Hey-Don’t Judge!
Illicit Affairs
Exile
Oooooo, I’m adding exile!
I don’t think you understand the rules of a Top 5 List…or do you not understanding how counting works?
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Top 5 Taylor Swift Car Scream Songs
What? You first….
ATW-10
Love Story
Long Live
22
Blank Space
Bad Blood
That was 6….
You can’t make me take one off. I’ll choose death.
And quit avoiding the question.
All Too Well (10mins)
Ready for it
Cruel Summer ? Really ? Basic Hey,-Don’t Judge!
Illicit Affairs
Exile
Oooooo, I’m adding exile!
I don’t think you understand the rules of a Top 5 List…or do you not understanding how counting works?
Quit trying to clip my wings.
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Okay, Okay I got one….
If you could be any animated character, who would you be?
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Okay, Okay I got one….
If you could be any animated character, who would you be?
Easy. Lola Rabbit. She’s so hot.
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Okay, Okay I got one….
If you could be any animated character, who would you be?
Easy. Lola Rabbit. She’s so hot.
You’re an idiot.
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Okay, you can be a fly on the wall for anytime in history….
And no sex stuff…just kidding.
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Okay, you can be a fly on the wall for anytime in history….
And no sex stuff…just kidding.
Okay pervert.
Honestly.
Real talk.
I wanna watch Gary getting trained because I can’t believe that anyone fucking trained this fool. I think stole a shirt and snuck in and pretended to already work here.
I’ve never seen someone completely fail at restocking wines.
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Okay, you can be a fly on the wall for anytime in history….
And no sex stuff…just kidding.
Okay pervert.
Honestly.
Real talk.
I wanna watch Gary getting trained because I can’t believe that anyone fucking trained this fool. I think stole a shirt and snuck in and pretended to already work here.
I’ve never seen someone completely fail at restocking wines.
Again, you guys know I can see these right?
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Okay, you can be a fly on the wall for anytime in history….
And no sex stuff…just kidding…do the sex stuff.
Okay pervert ( RUDE. It’s not my fault God made me this way)
Honestly.
Real talk.
I wanna watch Gary getting trained because I can’t believe that anyone fucking trained this fool. I think stole a shirt and snuck in and pretended to already work here.
I’ve never seen someone completely fail at restocking wines.
Again, you guys know I can see these right?
Shut up Gary, this doesn’t concern you.
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Okay, you can be a fly on the wall for anytime in history….
And no sex stuff…just kidding…do the sex stuff.
Okay pervert ( RUDE. It’s not my fault God made me this way) still a pervet
Honestly.
Real talk.
I wanna watch Gary getting trained because I can’t believe that anyone fucking trained this fool. I think stole a shirt and snuck in and pretended to already work here.
I’ve never seen someone completely fail at restocking wines.
Again, you guys know I can see these right?
Shut up Gary, this doesn’t concern you.
Yeah, quit being nosy Gary….and learn how to read wine labels.
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You’re leaving? : (
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You’re leaving? : ( <3
Last shift is Monday. Big adult job.
If you can wake up that early, come in. I’ll make you a drink and we can toast me never having to work with Gary again.
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You’re leaving? : ( <3
Last shift is Monday.
If you can wake up that early, come in. I’ll make you a drink and we can toast me never having to work with Gary again.
C’mon..what the hell?
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You’re leaving? : ( <3
Last shift is Monday.
If you can wake up that early, come in. I’ll make you a drink and we can toast me never having to work with Gary again.
C’mon..what the hell?
Shut up Gary.
I’ll sleep in booth 17.
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