dear santa

Santa Clause hi! i am charlie from the brik house at the end of my road. i have never righted a letter before but i heared that santa clause and misses clause from the north pole fly in a sled with deers to give kids chrismass presents in chrismas time. i telled mommy and luke her boy friend what i wanted for chrismass but actually what i REALLY wanted was not acshully a coloring book. i really acshully want a game boy you know the one with the butons and the little thing where your thumb goes up and down? i love that one and martin from my road in the blue house he has a game boy and he letted me play with his one and it was SO FUN to play on it. i think the game was called munkey maybe or something else acshully i did not ask what it was called i was to busy playing it! martins mom told him it was dinner time and then he took his game boy back inside his house for dinner time but i did not forget how fun that was and so please if you know how to make a game boy can i pleas have a green one? martins is red and i liked it but stella when she asked mommy for a new stuffy she sayd that she dident want a other white sheep one becus you shud not have too of the same color things so yeah i want a diffrent one from martins red one. pluss you are SANTA CLAUSE and so you know chrismass colors are red and green so i think you can make a green one becus martin has the red one and then red and green is chrismass colors and you love chrismass its your favorit holliday right? it would be funny if y-;

sorry santa i had to paus righting my letter becus luke came home and he was stomping his boots and that is what makes mommy act diffrent and mean to me sometimes but now there a sleep and i am righitng with my flash light! i think i still want a green game boy but i saw a comercal on the tv for a robot you can make walk around and do tricks. but i think maybe that would be fun only inside my house becus it probbly cant go outside in the rain like remember when i brot the tv remote into the yard to play with stella and then it rained and the remote got broken? i dont want my robot to get broken but sometimes i dont like staying inside. uh oh i am out of paper almost.

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dear santa,

hi santa clause its me charlie from 842 sparrow street. from milwokkee? i think you did not get my letters last chrismas because mommy still falls asleep with cigrats in her mouth and it makes me scared because you know about the fire from when i was still a little kid. anyway i know you are not real but maybe if i send a letter to you, god will read it and he can help me. stella is still a anoying little boger head of course. but if i am mean to her then that means she wont have any nice peeple left. so i have to be nice. could i get a coat this year? please? it gets cold at night in my room.

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dear santa,

hi. its charlie again. i think last year i asked for a coat and guess what! mister tompsen bringed one to me at my school like a week later and told me YOU gave it to him for me. did you give it to him by acident? i think i told you my adress but in case you forgeted it it is 842 sparrow street from milwaukee. this year i do not need a coat but i want you to help stella. she needs a new stuffy i think because the one she got when she was born is ripping and mommy isnt helping her put the cotton back inside anymore but i know you make stuffys at the north poll so please give her one. or you can give it to mister tompsen but make sure you tell him it is for stella!

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dear santa.

i think this is the last time i am gonna write you a letter. you did not bring stella a new stuffy last year and also when daddy came home from his trip he did not talk nice to me any more like he use to when i was little. i do not want daddy to live here with me but i think mommy likes it. i know you are fake. drake said you were a frod, and i think hes right! you do not care about me. i asked mister thompson about the coat and he said he got it from his CHURCH not from santa. so you did not care at all. he gave you credit but you do not deserv any any any credit at all because you only like kids who have a chimney and my house does not. goodbye forever, santa.

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Santa,

it’s been a long time since i wrote to you. mom’s still smoking but dad left. it's just me and her now. i shouldn't blame you for stella...but what if she’d gotten that damn bear like i asked you for? she was barely a teenager. hell. i was barely a teenager. she hurt so bad that she had to...........god. maybe i will too. you think that would be good? you fucking fuck. santa is only real for kids with good parents. good parents call themselves santa. what do i get? i get nothing forever. i am not going to college. i am not going to finish high school. last time i wrote you, i said i would never write again. but it's been long enough now. i shouldnt even be doing this. but i used to believe in you. i even thought maybe jesus and santa were the same person because they both wanted people to be happy. but there is no jesus and there is no santa. i bet there isnt even a north pole. suck a dick, santa claus.