What that it were so simple?
“Hello it me, a person on the internet, saying words that I rearrange in a way that is slightly different than the way other people arrange words. Pay attention to these, though! These ones I find are interesting! And you will read them in a totally different way than I could possibly intend. Yet here they are anyway. Strange, and here.”
Those quotations are there because it feels easier to write things when I pretend it’s another person other than me saying them. That is the best job I could do, introducing myself to the internet.
“Hello internet, I don’t understand your universe”