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Miles Gatling

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Nov, 2019

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Midichlorians

“Se-ren-di-pi-tous!” * chair is levitating, Harry Potter theme playing in the background. * “Oh, shit.” The air felt heavy. It smelled of flowers and wet cloth. In the dead of night, a light breeze brushed the treetops. It reminded him of the sea for some reason. The clear sky led up with stars. He could see her face, white and smooth. “Do you mind me being here? she said.” “No, I like talking to you,” he said blinking fast. “Why’s that? Her smile was so inviting. Tiny pearls glistened in the low light, a blue tint radiating behind h...

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Dante and the dark wood

Bad words."What's this week's prompt?" What?! What did I do?""Just leave. I'm trying to write.""I'm hurt. Truly.""Why don't you surf the web for doom merchandise or whatever it is you do in your spare time?""Surf? Sure thing, it's gonna be radical. I'll hop on my skateboard, flip to the B side and fast-forward to those sick beats. One, two princes kneel before you-""You're a living shit-post compilation.""Let me read some of them prompts, my boy. Together we can write the perfect story, with perky dragons and towering tits. A story abou...

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Character creation

Warrior’s path #-1-*-3-3.2-3.2.1-3.2.1.A-3.2.1.Aa-3.2.1.AaxTrue ending 3.2.2 or 3.2.1.AayWise decisions #-2-*-3-3.1Self-interest #-1-*-4However...# The grassy field stretches out before you, and your soldiers stand at attention, proudly displaying your banner on their breastplates and shields. However, scouts have reported a group of lightly equipped infantry heading towards a nearby hill, outnumbering your troops. Despite being nothing more than thieves and cutthroats, they pose a potential threat. You quickly devise a plan to counter their...

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Imagine dragon

Dragon deez. Of course.It launched a stone pillar like a dart. The weight of the monolith came crashing down in a gust of dust. He deflected it with ease. For good measure, he split it down the middle and ran through the crack. The leap the man managed took it by surprise. Its swipes were a blur, and its talons tore lighting from stone when the beast missed its mark. Speed did not matter, not when he could slow the flow of time. With ease, the man dodged and stuck his mighty spear forward. The embers of the blade shone on its dark features. ...

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Witch hunt

One person murders others. Clank, clank. If you would spend as much time with your family as you do in this stupid shed then I wouldn't constantly be raving. We have neighbors. It’s past midnight, quit your hammering and come to bed. Do you like eating your dinner cold? Christ…” Clank, clank. Tom, you can’t leave this weekend. Your break doesn’t start till the third. When did this happen? Why wasn’t I informed? Well, you can’t go and that's final. I’m warning you if you leave out that door your contract will be terminated. Fine, good ridda...

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And justice for all

It has many offensive things.“And they never saw the ogre ever again. The end.”All the kids clapped and cheered. They sat close together on the library rug listening to the young man’s tale. Their teacher looked pleased. She blew her whistle signaling it was time to leave. One by one the children exited in an orderly fashion, screaming at the top of their lungs whatever came to mind.As he placed the book back on its shelf Aron heard another man’s voice call out to him. He wore a suit and tie and carried a black briefcase with him. His f...

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Proximity

Something was rotting inside the office. It hit X like a tree branch the second he stepped inside. This was his last interview for the week. The call never came from those other places X tried his luck. The usual questions: what experience he had, why did he leave his last job, etc. X knew what to say to get the manager on board. The past year he sharpened his communication skills avoiding confrontation and smoothing things over with a velvety promise. Since moving to the bay area he'd quickly learned that no matter what law that state enf...

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No ink November

If dad made dirty puns. Pen, condom, and pencil sat near the outlet chatting. Pen was getting worked up over something. Let’s watch as it unfolds. “All I’m saying is that wasn’t my ink inside her cap.” “Maybe you had a bit of water on your tip, bro. That makes ink change color doesn’t it?” pencil said scratching its itchy bottom. The little knob of rubber was all chewed up. “No chance, I shake it off vigorously after every rise under the sink. That was some nasty green ink. Shit had a purple sheen to it. I swear it had some sparkles in it ...

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Blue

It's a suicide story. He sat on the porch just staring at it. The dog slowly wagged its tail. It tapped a paw on the deck attempting to get an emotion out of his new owner. Given his shiny coat and proportions, the animal was far from being a mutt. It had a muscular chest and strong back. The black and orange stripe pattern gave it a tiger-like appearance. The man said nothing. His wrinkled hands rested on a handgun. A steel frame with tennis balls jammed on the ends stood by his side, like a soldier on guard duty. The wheezing got worse. He...

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Astro - na

PEGY 18. No, wait. Peggy 18 can read it. Everyone else can't. Peggy, call me. "When these people talk too much but they shit in slow motion, I feel like an astronaut in -" "What was that last part?" "The… what?" "Did you say shit in slow motion?" "Yeah, that's the astronaut song." "You're a goddamn idiot." "Why? That's the lyric. When these people talk too much but they shit in slow motion." "It doesn't make sense. Why would you think he would write that?" "It means old people talk nonsense and their life experiences count for nothing in t...

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Bad Toys ®

There's a part where it's like totally yikes! Tread lightly. "Is this the part where you get up in my face, detective?" "You're a smart guy. You tell me. How's this gonna play out?" "At least offer me a drink. We've been in this shithole for an hour." The detective leaned back in his chair. Glaring at his suspect he knocked on the steel door. "Get him a cold drink." "A glass of leche por favor." The detective tossed a pack of smokes. The other caught it with cat-like reflexes. "Got matches?" Detective Pikachu shot a tiny bolt of energy lig...

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Swords not words

Welcome to the MilesGatling Daycare Center. Here we provide a joyful, healthy, family-friendly atmosphere for…Uh, fuck me, goddammit. I dropped my ciggy in my pint. Again. "Can you tell everyone what it's like being part of the chosen few?" He straightened his harpy-feathered hat and said "It's quite the adventure. There are places to go, dragons to slay, virgins to I might add haha." "The only virgin you ever touched is yourself." "Mr. Paladin, let's let Mr. Archer finish talking. He has the talking wand-" Mr. Paladin's hand shot for the ...

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Slip this hardcover in your bookcase

If your dad is on a business trip and your coach is in your kitchen on Saturday morning drinking coffee saying he stopped by to pick you up for soccer practice... Just, don't read this."An evil book, bound with flesh written in the blood of the innocent. It brings pain, suffering - ""Yeah, whatever, you old goat. Where be the treasure? Have you a book on that?"The storyteller waved the lot away. He drank his tankard of piss in one gulp. "Who here has a tale of adventures on the high seas, with plunder…""And booty. Lots and lots of preci...

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I went overboard with this one. A woman gets brutalized, that's the whole story. It's a hard read. "I remember you tho." Tiny droplets sprouted on her forehead. "I remember everything you did." He locked the door and tossed the key. It slid across the oak desk. "I'll sue you. If you don't stop this you'll be in a lot of trouble." He opened the window. Sweet air flooded his office. "I remember all things said and done." She circled the desk talking, buying time, searching for it. The earth swallowed that key and vanished without a trace...

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Tea ts

If your uncle holds two fingers under your nose winking and you get excited thinking he brought fish tacos for lunch, don't read the following."I said Mother'sMilk, you dweeb."The waiter threw his white towel in some guy's soup."Look, mister. That's the tea you ordered. I told you once before.""This is Goblin'sCock. I'm all too familiar with it. The strong aftertaste is unmistakable."Brushing soup chunks of his tie he joined the conversation."Excuse me, I believe you owe me an apology," he said, tapping the waiter."Back off, Slumpy. Men are ...

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