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Weekly Contest #350
I hate doctors. They’re so dumb. They’re esposed to make you better, but they come up with the stupidest stuff. You wanna know how stupid doctors are? I’ll tell you. One time, I was conserpated. That’s what they call it when you haven’t gone number two for a couple days. I really don’t think that pooing is anyone else’s business. Talking about your poo is weird and talking about it with grown-ups is really weird, but I had the worstest tummy ache and the grown-ups said that was how come. Mummy took me to see the doctor and they gave her a ta...
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