My name is Elijah Rice and I am the author of The Incredibly Strange Thoughts of Life, Tales to be Amused by, What Makes an Asshole and many other things.
I love to write and entertain readers. Whether my short stories entertain you for a short time or my comedy makes you laugh, my goal is to always leave you entertained.
I grew up poor and homeschooled. I'm mostly a self taught writer and got my love for story telling by watching PBS and playing Nintendo 64.
I am also as the kids say "woke." As I try my best to be an ally to the LGBTQ+ and any marginalized communities. I belive in peace, I don't belive in genocide, I don't belive in kings, I belive trans rights are human rights, and I belive in Joe Hendry.