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Weekly Contest #280
– You’re late. – I was composing. – Decomposing. – Bah. You make this same joke every time. – You’re late every time. – And now you will make the “late” joke. This joke makes no sense. – Because your English isn’t that great. – And you will not use German. Or French or Italian. – You don’t like it when I pick stuff out of your mind. Besides, I have to concentrate on driving. – Concentrate? You missed the exit for 278. – We’re taking 87. – 278 is faster. – Not southbound. You just like it because it’s the “Bruckner” Expressway. – Anton is a g...
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