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Cats And Dogs Don't Always Fight Together Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a lovely 18 year-old girl named Roxanne. She loved preparing meals, but she lived alone and there was nobody who would eat her delicious food except her. She took some of her dishes to the downtown market and sold her tasty food, thus making her be-come quite wealthy. She was also a beautiful young lady and had guys hitting on her all the time. That caused her to have many bruises from all those, "hits." She had been gett...
Every Dog Has It’s Day Even At Night Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a little puppy who had 5 broth- ers and sisters. He ended up being a stray because from the time he was old enough to leave his mamma’s care, he was labeled a trashy animal, and that was for more reasons than just coming from a, “litter.” He wasn’t exactly the most intelligent of animals either because some of the others just referred to him as, “his bread wasn’t quite done,” or, “his elevator didn’t go to the top floor,” or “h...
"It Rained Cats-And-Dogs," But Not On True Love Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a cat who was named Cathy. Her mom had so many kittens she had to come up with names for all of them at short notice and so she added an h y on to the end of her name. She was quite cuddly and loved being stroked, unless it was on a row boat since that kind of, "stroke" really turned her off big-time. Water is not something that any sort of kitten is a mighty intense fans of.There was also in the same hood, a dog who l...
Now, This Is The Boy Who Cried, "Vampire" Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there was a 10 year-old boy named Jack. He has a problem with not always being truthful about things. His name was Tom. In fact, his lying had reached the point where nobody could trust him, even when he did tell the truth. He also had a right vivid imagination and would think up the worst stories to tell his parents. It had gotten hard to find sitters. That was a horrible way to live.His parents didn't like to leave him with baby-...
Fearless-Fred Verses The Veenda Voasha Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there was a tremendous college called Avery University. It was a really major school for continuing education which attracted many students from far-away cities to come attend it. When there was a meeting between all the colleges in the country, a young man approached some girl and asked her, "What school are you from?" she replied, "Yale." Tha's when he said , "Oh, alright then. WHAT SCHOOL ARE YOU FROM?!?!" ...
Mike And Mooney's Intense Competition Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived 2 boys named Mike and Mooney. They were both always trying to compete against each other in order to see who was the best at doing everything. They enjoyed challenging each other on difficult spelling words such as dachshund and Fahrenheit. They were also quite fast runners and were constantly having races to determine who the fastest runner was. Everything they did was a competition. That gave them great incentive to always...
Doug's No Dog, Although He Had, "Dug" Some Holes Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a 10 year-old boy named Doug. He was a really great kid. He had always wanted to own a dog of his own since all of his friends had one. That was always the main topic of conversation in all of the groups he was affiliated with such as his neighborhood friends, his Church friends, his Cubs Scout Pack and his football team called The Cougars. Because he had so many different sets of buddies, the only time he could ha...
Charlie Chocolate's Life Takes A Right Big Twist Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a man named Charley Chocolate. That was really his nick- name because he was so addicted to any kind of food which had some chocolate in it. His main problem was that he had a really major sweet-tooth. He had asked his dentist, named Dr. Teeth, to pull that dog-gone thing. The problem was all the insurance he could afford would only pay for certain dentists, and Dr. Teeth just happened to be a Muppet. Yet Charley ...
The Healing No Doctor Could Ever Grant Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a mad scientist named Dr. Octopus. That was actually his nickname which was given to him by every girl he dated because he couldn't keep his filthy claws off of them for very long. That was what made him be a, "mad" scientist in the first place. His favorite activity was inventing new things in his lab.. He loved that. In fact, he loved it so much he bought one for his house, that's a beautiful black, "lab," that is. He na...
Here's How Some Bunny Made It By A, "Hare" Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there was a bug forest. In that big forest lived a little rabbit who answered to the name of No-Name. The reason she was called that was because she was the 12th baby in the litter. Her mom ran out of names to call all those babies so that was the only thing she could think of right off. Her daddy said, "Whatever you say, dear. I can't even tell the sex of all those young 'uns. Let's say if they're females, we'll call them Misty. ...
Wear Clothes Or Werewolf? That Is The Question. Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a man named Laurence. He had a crush on a beautiful girl named Belle who he had been dating for over 2 years. Then he, "popped-it." That's when she hugged him and said, "Yeah, man! I thought you'd never ask!" They set their wedding date for 8 months away because Laurence didn't want to risk any chance of giving her an opportunity to change her mind, which is something women are known for doing. They couldn't poss...
The Huge Dragon Which Terrorized Danville Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a man who opened his own store which specialized strictly in pants. His name was Sir Pantsalot. Now, he was a really nice guy who went to a full-Gospel Pentecostal Church which is called New Hope. The pastor there was a really anointed man, Bishop David, named after the greatest Earthly king of all-time who is in the Bible. That king had only one major fault which was lusting after a woman while she was bathing named Beth...
Here's One Way To Deal With A, "Murphy's Day" Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a 16 year-old girl named Sue. She was a really pretty girl with lots of friends, had a 4.0 grade average since junior high, was the president of The Booster Club, was voted Most Likely To Succeed in the whole school, was dating a really great guy named Rocky, had lots of girlfriends, had won the book contests every year since she'd been in high school and had her own car. She appeared to have everything a teenage girl c...
The Huge Dragon Which Terrorized Danville Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a man named Laurence. He was a really nice guy who attended a Pentecostal Church which is called New Hope. The pastor there was a really anointed man named Bishop David, named after the greatest king of all-time who's in the Bible. He knew the Word quite well and studied it all the time, not just preparing for his messages, but because he loved God and wanted to make Him be happy. Quite often he preached on demons and how...
An Odd Spotted Elephant Who's Named Spot Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. There lived a spotted elephant who’s named Spot. His parents named him that because when the stork brought him, (which is where all babies come from), it accidentally dropped him on the ground and he rolled in some meezols bacteria and so when he got to his mamma's place, he was covered in spots. Later as he grew up, the other elephants would tease him because it made them seem bigger, which is really important to all male elephants. They'd ye...
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