Jerkfest

CW: Contains mature language and themes and/or references to violence, suicide, drug use, and sex

Diary Entry 1:

That son of bitch. I'm going to kill him. I'm actually going to kill him this time. I don't care if the guards take this as evidence, lock me up in the hole. I don't fucking care!! I hate him!! He doesn't know shit about the real world, about living on the streets. Fucking rich boy. Daddys little rich boy. I dont know how I'm going to do it, but I'm going to kill Jordan.

Entry 2:

OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I fucking haaaaaate it in here. I want to scream. I'm going to beat this bitch tm, I don't fucking care. I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.

Entry 3:

This new girl on the block is being a real fucking goof. My girl Ronda is in here and this new fucking bitch is already trying to pull some punk shit. Fucking goof. She's gonna get it. No one fucking lifes here. Says she knows Ghost, but I don't have a way to confirm. I'll make my call to my sister tm. Hopefully shell pick up. I know she's got mad at me, and I know what Jordan said to her. That fucking goof to. When I get out of here, I'm gonna stab that motherfucker. I'll call up Ray Ray, he'll fucking do it. Ill fuck him good, deepthroat him. Hell do it. I'm actually looking forward to getting out and being with him this time. I know we fight too much, but being alone is making me think that maybe I should just do what he says. He likes me submissive and that when he wants to y me clothesand fuck me the most. I don't even mid his cock, it's so much better than jordans little limp dick tiny baby dick. I can't believe I ever ever lovd him. I can't wait to get on he outside this time, I'm gonna fucking get him. He scum Rat!!!!!

Entry 4:

So my sister is being a bitch. Acting all high and might because she has a kid now, worried that CSA will take him away, it's like bitch, you fucked half the town. Her pussy is run through. I don't even care what they say about me or what anyone thinks. I'll go back to Ray Ray and be good this time. Hell get that rat goof jordan.

Was really hoping megan could help me out tho and bring something in. I hate it in here and being sober. It so broing and there nothing to do but read, and i hate reading. Im sick of it. people trying to get me to help out around the kitchen or doing the laundry, like I'm not about to do that shit. Let those new bitchs do it, fuck that. Coloring is ok, like the new book i've been coloring in. I colored a horse today. I feel like a kid, but it passes time. Maybe i;ll run a bit tm.

Entry 5:

I miss tyler. His stupid fucking grandpa is blocking me from seeing him. He's always hated me, ever before dustin died. I miss dustin too, he could always make me smile. I should've never fucked jordan or anyone else behind his back. Everything moved so fast, and the drugs were fucking me up. The rush It was sooooo addicting. The sex too. Just the thought of having them and having my pussy played with. I miss that too. I fucking hate my life now, I wasnt it all to go back to the way it used to be. Jordan shouldve just fucking married me, he ruined me. I hate this feeling, like i'm all used up and no one will ever love me. Why couldnt i just have jordan and i always show him love anyway, but he just used me all the time and i would let him hurt me. He doesn't know about pain, and the love, and any of the real world.

Entry 6:

I don't even like do this writing. The psychicologist keeps saying I have to do it and to keep doing it but its just making me sad. More than anything i just want to be dead, let them all see me at my funneral and let them know what they did. I havent heard from no one yet today and I'm stil waiting to here from dustin dad. I want to see tyler or atlteast see a picture of him because hes growing up so fast and I don't even see him or evan. It didn't even feel real being pregnant the second time, like life wasn't real and it was a dream or aliens were taking over and nothing was real anymore. this reality isn't even real anymore, I know that. This can't be what real life is.

I went for a run today and it was ok. I used to like running more, back when I lost all that weight and looked hot. Now I'm too old and used up. Only old men seems to love me but it was always like that. Im gonna see if Ray Ray can help me get tyler and evan back when i get out. P,robably not though, he'll probably disapoint me, just like all other men. But I'm over it now, all of them. I'll just fuck for money only and thats it. Never for anything else anymore.

Entry 7:

OMG I just heard above a guy on the men side that know jordan and wants to fuck him up when he gets out. I'm gonna try to get him a message and tell him where he live. I'll fuck him if he want, if he fucks up Jordan or stabs him of something. I seriously want him to die this time. Hes a piece of shit and deserve everything coming to him. Hell get it. The only thing is, the guy is like alot older or something, like almost 50. but hes tough. Jordan's a pussy. He's big, but I heard the other guy is kinda tall, so he'll probably beat the shit out of him. Hes a street guy, I'm sure he will. I'm so happy to hear that!!!!!

my sister was actually being cool on the phone today. She said if I stay sober, I can stay at her place when I get out. I dont know tho, its like what is even the point. none of if matter now anyway. Life well never be like it was. The pshycholgolist says i ned to move on, but I don't want to. I wish I could go back in time of live in like virtual reality or something, back when life was good. They talk about all this AI stuff, maybe that could be what happens one day in real life.

Entry 8:

I got confirmation through B that this guy knows Jordan and wants to get him. He says hes the reason hes locked up and he wanted to fuck him up. I'm gonna send him a note and tell him where he lives so he can get him, he doesn't want anything in return or anything. I want to know what happens to him I want to know that he gets whats comin to him this time. Ill get a note over to the mens side today. I don't know when hes geting out though so maybe ill never find out what happens. maybe my sister would know once it happens because she says jordan still messages her sometimes when hes drunk, the loser. Next time I'll call her, I'll ask.

Entry 9:

Sometimes it feels better to be in here than on the outside, noone can hurt me in here. I don't like that Im in here becuz of a lie though, that fucking goof jordan told the cops i stole his wallet. of all the things ive done in mi life and what I regret, the one thing I'm not is a theif. He's such a goof, i can't wait till that guy in the other pod gets out and gets him. I know he can't fight, even tho he always says he can. he just a rich kid and rich kids can never fight. Not in here or on the street of anywhere. I dont care if he took karate and boxing or all that shit ufc .mixed martial arts or whatever the fuck it was he was always going on about. Talking to me about obixn and shit and wanting to be mike Tyson. He so stupid. I can't wait til I hear what happens to him. I might even fuck the guy for fun after, if I can.

Entry 10:

OMG I heard that guy fucked him up bad and jordans in the hospital. He got the shit kicked out of him. I knew he would. All that talk, I knew he was always a pussy. Hes a goof and got what was coming to him.

***

The theme song from the movie 'The Batman' plays; a ringtone. A man picks up his iPhone 14 and looks at the screen that reads "Dad".

"Hello?” he says, answering the phone.

“Hey, what's up? How're you doing today?”

“I'm good. How are you? How's the treatment going?”

“Good, good. I'm feeling a lot stronger.”

“That's awesome. Hopefully we can get to work on that flooring soon.”

“Yeah, I know.... We've been putting that off. I just can't do it until I have my strength back, you know?”

“You will.”

“Yeah...so, um, what else is new?”

“Nothing much...I had this crazy feeling the other day though. It was like ummm...some like ummm...I felt like I was being watched or something.....I don't know.”

“What do you mean?”

“Like someone was outside my apartment, in the bushes across the street or something. It was weird. It was like some Michael Myers type shit.”

“It was probably just your imagination. Were you watching forensic files? That show always makes me feel that way.”

“Nah, it was....like, I swear I saw that fucking idiot who I fought last year. The one who went to jail.”

“It's probably all in your head. I wouldn't worry about it.”

“Yeah, but I think he's getting out soon, or he's already out or...I don't know. I think that lawyer that called me that one day said he was supposed to get about a year.”

“Hopefully it's nothing. Just be careful. If you think something is up, you can stay here for a while.”

“Yeah, hopefully. And nah, I'll be fine.”

“Anything else going on?”

“Nah, nothing really. Just the usual shit.”

“Alright.... maybe give me a call later if you want to go out and watch the game. Or we could do lunch tomorrow.”

“Yeah, that sounds good. I'm not sure what I'm doing today, but I'll shoot you a text later and let you know.”

“Alright, sounds good. Take care, buddy.”

“Yeah, you too, Dad.”

“Bye.”

***

Edmonton Journal

-2026

Homeless Man Killed in 'Self-Defence' Killing

On Monday, August 16th, a 34-year-old man was attacked by a 46-year-old man of no fixed address. The attacker ended up being taken to hospital, where he was later pronounced dead after hitting his head on the pavement in what police are saying was a self-defence killing.

The 46-year-old was known to the police and was recently released from prison after serving a 9-month sentence for armed robbery. Witnesses say the 34-year-old, also known to police, was ambushed and attacked at 3:25 pm in a crowded parking lot next to a busy shopping centre on King St E. The violence escalated and ended when the victim hit his head on the pavement after collapsing to the ground during the scuffle.

Police say the men knew each other from a prior incident. They are questioning anyone in the area who has more details and asking any witnesses to come forward as they continue their investigation.

***

“So you're saying it wasn't in self-defense? But I got 5 different witnesses that say it was...that this guy...um Mitchell Carter....attacked this Jordan fella, and on top of that, he was previously charged with attacking him over a year ago. Seems pretty straightforward to me. This isn't the first time this has happened.”

“I'm telling you, those witnesses didn't see what I saw. I saw the built guy hit that homeless guy behind the grocery store. Punched him right in the side of the head, then ran out into the parking lot, and that's when the homeless guy attacked him. That's all people saw in the parking lot: the big guy running away and getting attacked. They didn't see what happened beforehand.”

“You're sure you saw this?”

“Positive. I didn't stay around to see what happened after...I only found out about it when I saw that article in the paper the other week.”

“Well, if what you say is true, we're going to look into this. Thanks for coming forward,” says the officer, extending his hand. The man shakes his hand, and then the officer's partner's hand, before the large cop escorts him to the door and guides him out of the interview room. He returns to the table and looks at his partner, who asks:

“So what you think, Joe? We finna investigate this?

“You know what I think? I think we should file this under 'F' for 'I Don't give a fuck',” says Officer Macinnis, as he flips his notebook over and tosses it on the table. The pair of them laugh.

“You white men really do look out for each other.”

“Hey, I went to school with Jordan. He's a good guy. He's had his ups and downs in life, but he's solid. Good guy. This other motherfucker, Carter, he's a real scumbag. In and out of jail all the time. Fuck 'em. The community is better off without him,” says the large, red-headed officer as he gets up from his chair to get a drink of water.

“I guess it's true what they say about you white cops, you're all dirty,” laughs his partner.

Joe bends over to fill a paper cup at the water cooler.

“You know, I was there that day. Dat Jordan guy didn’t have a scratch on ‘im. He must have a head like concrete,” he continues.

Joe gulps back the contents of the cup and lets out a satisfied sigh.

“Yeah…put it this way, Karl, back in high school, Jordan’s Momma didn’t let him play football; not because she was worried about him, but to protect the other kids,” says Joe as he walks back to the table. “

“He must be a wicked man in dem fights. Real milk-fed white boy.”

“Always with the race...speaking of which, aren’t you going to be late for JerkFest? That’s happening this weekend, isn’t it?’

“Not only dirty, but racist too,” laughs Karl, “Of course you think tha Jamaican man must be going to da Jerk festival.”

“Oh, that’s what it is? I thought it was a festival for jerks…you know, I thought you would fit right in,” replies Officer Macinnis with a smile.

“Maybe it’s for you to go jerk off…Da Jerkoff Festival.”

Both men laugh as Joe crumples up his paper cup and tosses it into the waste basket.

“White man can ball!”

“Come on, dude. It’s Friday. Let’s get the fuck outta here and get a beer,” says Joe, slapping his partner on the back. They get up from their chairs and start packing up for the weekend.