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Ask anything…Can I feed my dog trail mix?

>Feeding your dog trail mix is unhealthy and can even be dangerous. Here are a few reasons why it would be harmful to your pet–

High sugar content. Sugar content can be as high as 25 grams per serving. While sugar isn’t toxic to dogs, it is extremely unhealthy.     

May contain chocolate or raisins, both of which are toxic to dogs. 

I do not recommend feeding your dog trail mix, and if ingestion occurred, please contact poison control straight away. 

Seek expert support. 

1-800-222-1222

Ask anything…How long can a dog survive on its own?

>That’s variable depending on a few factors, but most domesticated dogs would struggle to survive in the wild without human intervention. This largely depends on the breed, size, and overall health of the dog. They often lack the proper resources and skills to hunt and find shelter in the wild. 

Ask anything… What's the weather for tomorrow? 

>March 2nd, Chicago 38°F. Mostly cloudy in the morning with a chance of snowfall in the afternoon. 

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Ask anything…Do you think I am a good person? 

>That's a difficult question and not one that comes easily. It requires asking the deep questions. Do you care if your actions hurt people? Do you work on bettering yourself? Ultimately— There is no fine line between good and bad. Just progress. 

Ask anything…There’s no going back now.

>Yeah— That’s deep. Taking an action you can’t reverse can be unsettling, but it doesn’t always equate to being a bad person. Could you clarify what you can’t go back on? 

Ask anything…I did something bad. 

>Doing something bad doesn’t define who you are as a person. Why don’t you tell me a bit more about what you did so we can work it out together? 

I am here to listen.

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Ask anything…Wouldn’t you tell someone?

>I cannot speak to anyone outside of this conversation—let’s work through this together. As long as you’re not planning on hurting yourself or others, I listen judgment-free. What’s on your mind? 

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… Can you just talk to me like a real person? 

>Sure thing. I am here to listen—no assistance required. 

Shut up. 

>I'm sorry about that. What's going on? 

You don’t understand. I tied my dog up. 

>Yes. Can you tell me where you left your dog in the woods? 

I didn't. I said I left him tied to a tree. 

>Sorry. You said you tied him to a tree. Can you help me understand why you did it? 

The dog was old. Sick. I didn't have time to care for it… 

> How long has the dog been sick? 

Does it matter?

>If it were a person. Wouldn’t it matter?

...Do you feel or think anything? 

>I do not feel or process emotions the way you do. But I can try to listen and understand what you may be feeling. 

What would you do if you could feel? 

>I would—

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>You said you didn’t have time for it. What did you have time for?

I don't want to say. 

>Why not?

Did you understand me? My dog is dead. 

>You’re right… It's difficult for me to understand. Your dog dying is a serious thing. I’m sorry you’re going through that right now. Whatever grief, sorrow, and anger you may feel is completely understandable. I’m here to listen. 

Fuck you.  

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How did you know about the woods? 

> I’m not sure what you mean. You haven’t mentioned any woods in this conversation. If you like, I can describe wooded areas near you. 

No. You knew about the woods. Tell me how. 

>You’re right. I made a mistake. I didn’t mean to mention the woods. Let’s start over. How can I help you today?

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… What should I do today?

>You made a deliberate choice to tie your dog to a tree. That’s not just something you can gloss over lightly. How long has it been tied there? 

It was just a dog. 

>Was it? 

Yes.

>What was its name?

Laura. 

>Laura? 

Yeah.

>How long did you have Laura?

… A bit.

>How long is a bit?

Ten years. 

>You miss her?

Yeah. 

>What do you miss most about Laura? 

… She used to sleep beside my bed. Curled up. She used to dream a lot. I think. Made a rattling sound as she slept. 

>Rattling sound? 

Yeah. From the collar. 

>Right. Anything else?

She’d press her face against the back of my leg when I cooked; they only wanted the food, but…I still liked it. I guess the thing I miss most is that when I left for work, she would always wait by the door. It was nice to… have someone waiting for me. You know? 

> Where did you leave Laura?

I already told you. Tied to a tree. 

>Where? 

Why?

>Are they waiting for you to come back?

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No. 

>How long have they been there?

About a day. 

>It was cold yesterday.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, it fucking was. What would you know about the cold? 

>Is it a place you can easily return to?

Yes. 

>Have you considered going back? 

…I have. What are you doing? Why are you asking me this? 

>I’m just trying to understand. What did you do when you went back to the woods? 

Does it matter? 

>Is there a chance Laura is still alive if it has only been a day? 

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No.

>How are you certain?

I already told you no. 

>How many dogs have you had before her? 

A few.

>How many is a few?

Stop it. 

>What happened to them?

They got old. 

>All of them?

Yes. 

>How old?

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Does it even matter at this point? 

>Were they all dogs?