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Submitted to Contest #268
Another review, another batch of lost subscribers as our character walks into his bosses office he wonders if he is gonna be fired for consistently losing subscribers when he puts out a restaurant review. I mean it must be that right? I mean there's no way that newspaper reviews are a dying medium… right??? As he opens the door he can already tell that he's angry. But when he talks its the most polite he's ever seen his boss and overall kinda cheery, it creeps him out a bit. “Please take a seat” “how are you today”, “how's the dog doing?”. “...
Submitted to Contest #243
He awoke with a start, he often did that. Call it insomnia or rem sleep disorder but I just think its because he hasn't been doing well lately. “Hello!” he called out, to no one unaware of the fact that every- “shut up!” what? “Idk who's talking but stop that and I'm doing just fine by the way”. You can't shut me up, I'm the narrator. “What?” “what do you mean by narrator” he asked the narrator, "your not a narrator your my inner voice I'm not in a story”. maybe, or maybe you are in a story, a short story that's being submitted to win ...
Submitted to Contest #242
Museum of you Well that’s not very funny, it was just a stupid pun, what other funny moments are here okayyy just mostly an empty long hallway, what what’s that. What? That that’s me! Why does this museum have a video of me working, wait where is everyone from my tour group , I … I did have a tour group right? “Hello!” “ Is anyone here!?” “Security!” “Help!” and if they were going to pick a video of me they should’ve used a more interesting one like… or like the time that I… well of course the time that I OH MY GOD! This v...
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