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Submitted to Contest #270
Every time I search for a recipe online, I get someone’s life story without asking for it. It’s like a receptionist just trying to make an appointment for Grandpa Jake and having to endure his entire life summary before he even tells her his name. “I was born in Cocksblood with a gangly father and a mother who only knew how to cook weeds.” Jacob (aka Jake) was always in some kind of military and now he wants to check to see if Viagra is the right choice for him and his new wife at the age of 79 and 50 respectively. Before online food blogs ...
Submitted to Contest #266
“Welcome to the newest member of the Dull Men’s Facebook group!” The glowing screen reflected off my glasses like the shine on a new trophy.That was the highlight of my week apart from several well layered ham sandwiches. Toasted bread from the bakery, creamy, salted butter slathered from edge to edge. Butter soaking into the toast was strictly forbidden. It had been the law of the land ever since the new King took over these boundaries. The butter must be thick and creamy. It must be steadfast! IT MUST STAND ON ITS OWN!Psssst… I’m the new K...
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