Despite what you may have heard, I'm just a regular guy. Yep, no lizard people here. I start my day just like everyone else, by putting my pants on three legs at a time. I enjoy sunsets, writing, and contemplating the most efficient ways to invade Earth with a fleet of faster-than-light space craft. No kids, but my wife and I are hoping to hatch a few soon. I probably came here for the same reason you did, to study the ways of my fellow humans and to meet like-minded, non-reptilian story writers.