Mean Girlz

MEAN GIRLZ

ENYA: You are not going to believe it!🙀

FAYE: What?

ENYA: Not what, who. Guess who Anna was talking today between first and second period?

ENYA: 💋💋💋

JEMMA: DISH!!!!

ENYA: Meet me after class at the west girls’ washroom. You are going to die!

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FAYE: I can’t believe she was talking to Jarod. She knows I like him! 🐍🐍

ENYA: Such a back stabbing bih!

FAYE: I thought she was my friend!

KAYLA: They were just talking.

FAYE: YEAH! To each other.

JEMMA: Not cool, not cool at all.

FAYE: She is dead to me. As of today.

*****

FAYE: OMG! Did you see what she was wearing?

JEMMA: Ew! Ugly.🤮

ENYA: Did she borrow that shirt from her grandma?

JEMMA: Nah. Even a Grannie wouldn’t wear something that ugly.

FAYE: I literally died when she came over to talk to me. Cringe! 😬

JEMMA: I know! I just walked away!

*****

FAYE: God! She’s so clueless! She asked me if I wanted to walk to the store at lunch. Uh, NOOOOOO!

JEMMA: She thought she could sit with us! Tina put her backpack on the chair, so there was nowhere for her to plant her basic ass.

ENYA: I tried not to laugh, but seriously, she’s too tragic.

JEMMA: Yeah, she should change her name to Tragic Anna!

ENYA: Bahahaha!

KAYLA: Why so harsh?

FAYE: Please! You saw her. Stupid clothes, stupid hair, stupid face.

FAYE: AND she talked to Jarod! DTM!

KAYLA: Still harsh. Why?

ENYA: If you know, you know.

*****

JEMMA: Shiiiiit. I SOOOOO bombed that test. I’m gonna be on house arrest for the rest of my life!

ENYA: I thought you studied????? That’s why you couldn’t come out last night???

JEMMA: IDNWTFTTY. I tried to study. Science is stupid!

FAYE: Netflix?

JEMMA: Ya. Brain rot. Real Housewives. Shiiiittt!

FAYE: Which one?

JEMMA: All of them.

FAYE: Damn girl!

KAYLA: Shoulda kept Tragic Anna in the friend group. She’s smart AF.

JEMMA: I’d rather fail than be friends with that skanky bitch.

KAYLA: WHOA! Super harsh.

ENYA: IYKYK. And you don’t know.

KAYLA: Thanks. Got it.

——- KAYLA R. HAS LEFT THE GROUP ——-

JEMMA: Seriously? Did you have to piss her off, too?

ENYA: What?

JEMMA: You don’t have to pop off to everyone.

ENYA: She’s a beige flag. No great loss.

*****

JEMMA: EFF, EFF, EFF. Ms. Fellows put Tragic Anna in my group.

ENYA: She’s smart. Get her to do all the work. Boom! An “A” without trying. Game plan!

JEMMA: I still have to look at her stupid face.

FAYE: ☹️Sad face.

JEMMA: WTF? Why does the universe hate me?

*****

ENYA: Tragic Anna’s got a car! She drove today!

JEMMA: No way!

ENYA: Way! I saw her when The Momster dropped me off.

FAYE: Shit! I wanna car.

JEMMA: Ya. When pigs fly. You need a licence first.

FAYE: Sooo not fair.

JEMMA: Ask Kayla if it’s Anna’s.

ENYA: You ask her.

FAYE: Probably just her ‘rents lending it to her. Poser.

ENYA: Ya, but a poser with wheels.

FAYE: WTF! I deserve a car more than that chuzz. I hate her.

*****

JEMMA: Tragic Anna says I have to do my share of the project. 💩 That means I’ve got to do some of the work. I sooooooo hate her stupid face.

ENYA: Just say no. She’ll do it all so that she gets a good mark. Win!

FAYE: Just tell her that you don’t have time. She’ll cave. She always does.

*****

JEMMA: Ms. Fellows heard me telling the group I don’t have time. Now I’m in a group of one, with the same workload. You guys screwed me over. Thanks a lot!

ENYA: Suck it up princess. 💩happens.

*****

ENYA: Saw Tragic Anna leaving school today, in her car. Guess who was riding shotgun?

JEMMA: Dunno.

FAYE: Dunno

ENYA: Think hard. Who was she talking to yesterday?.

FAYE: NOOOOOO! Jarod? My Jarod?

ENYA: Yup. Just talking and laughing, driving around without a care in the world. She just swooped him.

FAYE: Tell me you’re lying!

ENYA: Truth. He was waiting in front of the school when she picked him up.

JEMMA: Harsh reality.

FAYE: Who TF does she think she is?

FAYE: Why? She’s so ick.

FAYE: I HATE HER!

FAYE: I wish she would die. IRL.

*****

FAYE: I thought you were my squad!!!! Why are you ghosting me?

JEMMA: Not ghosting. Stupid busy with stupid project I have to do y myself because of Tragic Anna.

ENYA: We literally talked five minutes ago. Chill!

FAYE: I’m high key stressed!

FAYE: I just saw them talking in the hall by math class! 😭😭😭

FAYE: He was smiling at her! Ew!

ENYA: She’s delulu if she thinks Jarod likes her. He’s got too much rizz for her. She’s gross.🤢

JEMMA: GTG. Ms. Fellows is looking at me.

FAYE: Tragic Anna’s so mid. Why her?

ENYA: I dunno. Maybe they're smashing. You know, 🍆🌮

ENYA: 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

FAYE: STFU!!!!!!!!!

ENYA: Just saying. Why else? Maybe she puts out.🤷🏻‍♀️

FAYE: Ew. She’s so sigma! 😾

FAYE: I HATE HER! 🤬🤬🤬

*****

FAYE: LMAO! Did you see the look on her face!?!?!?

ENYA: Epic!

JEMMA: What?

FAYE: I “accidentally” tripped Tragic Anna.

JEMMA: Really? Did she fall?

FAYE: No, just stumbled. But Jarod saw her.

FAYE: So, yay! Win!!! 😈

*****

FAYE: 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩. Kill me now.

JEMMA: 😬

ENYA: WHAT?

FAYE: I can’t

JEMMA: She tried to “accidentally” spill her coffee on Tragic Anna. She missed and got it all over Jarod.

ENYA: All over?

JEMMA: Yup. All down the front of his hoodie. Major disaster. He was so mad!

FAYE: It’s all Tragic Anna’s fault. She’s gonna pay! 🔪🔪🔪🔪

ENYA: WHOA!

FAYE: It is what it is.

*****

ANNA: So, the police arrested Faye today.

ENYA: Anna?

ANNA: Yup.

JEMMA: How?????

ANNA: You brain surgeons forgot to remove me from the chat. I read everything. And I have a copy of the chat.

JEMMA: Shit, shit, shit!💩

ENYA: What happened to Faye?

ANNA: She brought a knife to school. Principal saw her. Called the cops. She’s gone.

JEMMA: NO WAY!

ANNA: Way. They took her kicking and screaming, telling everyone I ruined her life.

ENYA: Well, you did.

ANNA: How?

JEMMA: Flirting with Jarod.

ENYA: Yeah. You knew Faye was into him.

ANNA: Uhh, duh. I’m his math tutor. His parents are paying me to get him through calculus. Thanks for asking before you ghosted me and started all the rumours about me Real mature.

ANNA: Thanks for the trust.

ANNA: And, BTW: I bought the car with my tutoring money, and a loan from my grandma. So, not a poser.

ANNA: And I let Jarod read the chat.

ENYA: Damn.

ANNA: Whatever.

ANNA: And FYI I am going to the dance on Friday with Jarod. He asked me. I said yes. So suck it. All of you. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️