…is typing

*SaltySaltine has started a chat with AbdominalBlowman69*

SaltySaltine: AJ WTF?!

AbdominalBlowman69: tonight wasn't supposed to go like that. what the hell happened at the end there dude?

SaltySaltine: Not a single fucking clue. We lost our grip but it's all good, don't worry man. Calm down.

AbdominalBlowman69: im trying. its not that easy after that.

SaltySaltine: Mike would kill us if he ever found out.

AbdominalBlowman69: uh duh you think? hes not exactly the first person im running to about this. our lives are over if anyone finds out about it at all. did you make sure to grab everything? nothing at all was left behind? will seriously did you get it all?

SaltySaltine: Ya I didn't leave anything behind. Got the masks, gloves, rope, tape. All of it. We planned it out man. Don't worry, we got everything covered. No way we could have screwed up anywhere. Rain should wash away anything that could be traced back to us anyway. Luckiest rainstorm ever, did you do a raindance or some shit? LOL

AbdominalBlowman69: well that's just racist lmao. not all native americans can just create a storm out of their ass.

SaltySaltine: You conjured a storm out of your ass the other night after we had Taco Bell

AbdominalBlowman69: fuck off hahahaha

SaltySaltine: See, it's all fine.

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AbdominalBlowman69: bro im still shaking from everything. im going to be up all night. i cant believe we did that. wanna hop on cod for a bit?

SaltySaltine: I thought you calmed down by now? I'm playing with Mike and Shawn already, but we could use a fourth.

AbdominalBlowman69: your playing with mike.... dude wtf? how can you even keep a straight face and talk normal right now? I can't play with him!

SaltySaltine: It's not hard if you aren't such a pussy. So shut up and accept the invite, I'll add them to the chat. DONT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING STUPID!!!

*SaltySaltine has added Taco_Clown, and Buff-Frog to the chat*

SaltySaltine: Yo

AbdominalBlowman69: sup

Taco_Clown: lets go!

Buff-Frog: Whats good AJ? I'm shocked your ass is still up.

AbdominalBlowman69: wired man. too much mountain dew haha.

Buff-Frog: Dude you are going to die with how much of that you drink.

AbdominalBlowman69: oh shut up. like you have room to talk.

Buff-Frog: At least my blood isn't going to turn neon green

Taco_Clown: Man that would be awesome wtf are you talking about? Then you'd be a predator!

AbdominalBlowman69: wtf did you say

Buff-Frog: A what?

Taco_Clown: The Predator? It has Arnold whateverthefuck. The action movie? You know, a classic?

AbdominalBlowman69: oh yeah... good movie

Taco_Clown: great movie!!

SaltySaltine: "Dillon, you son of a bitch!"

Taco_Clown: See, they know whats up!

Buff-Frog: It's not my fault I always get stuck watching what Kaylee wants.

AbdominalBlowman69: stream it dipshit

Buff-Frog: wtf is your problem tonight dude jesus christ

SaltySaltine: Ok ok, don't get into a pissing match. Can we start this shit yet or what?

Taco_Clown: finally LETS GO!

*ukanthyde has entered the chat*

ukanthyde: 👀

Buff-Frog: who the hell is this? whos boyfriend?

SaltySaltine: Yo idk who you are but we have a full party. peace.

*SaltySaltine has removed ukanthyde from the chat*

Taco_Clown: set the chat to private Will you idiot.

*SaltySaltine has made the chat private*

AbdominalBlowman69: it was probably max. hes always joining our shit. i bet he made a new account since mike has him blocked and trying to tell mike he knows hes online or something. hes so fucking weird.

Taco_Clown: bet

Buff-Frog: He's lucky I didn't beat the shit out of him the way he was looking at Kaylee. creep.

SaltySaltine: Oh, my knight in shining armor!!

Buff-Frog: fuck off

AbdominalBlowman69: lets keep this shit going man i dont just want to sit around

Taco_Clown: BET

Buff-Frog: Trent, learn some new words.

Taco_Clown: ....bet

SaltySaltine: LMAO

Buff-Frog: I can't...

SaltySaltine: I'm starting. I'm starting lol.

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*ukanthyde has entered the chat*

ukanthyde: 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Buff-Frog: Will wtf I thought you made it private? How'd this creep get in again?

SaltySaltine: I did! it literally says it at the top.

AbdominalBlowman69: dude max will you just leave. were full and no one wants to talk to you.

Buff-Frog: Do I actually need to beat your ass Max? Cause I will.

ukanthyde: Max? Who is Max? I'm nobody.

SaltySaltine: Alright I'm kicking him and blocking him

*SaltySaltine has removed ukanthyde from the chat*

*ukanthyde has entered the chat*

SaltySaltine: WTF!

ukanthyde: hehehehe

Buff-Frog: You're fucking dead on Monday Max.

ukanthyde: Max? Is that one of Kaylee's friends?

Buff-Frog: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

ukanthyde: 👀 no no no not me

SaltySaltine: Dude I can't kick him now, the button is greyed out.

ukanthyde: I just want to play a game

AbdominalBlowman69: I already told you we dont have space max jesus christ. im about to just try to go to bed

ukanthyde: NO YOU STAY. You are the most important player in this game!

Taco_Clown: bro AJ's K/D is the worst of all of us lmao.

ukanthyde: Is that what you think? 👀

SaltySaltine: It's quite literally fact

ukanthyde: ohhh you're one to talk Will.

Buff-Frog: I'm getting so sick of this shit. I'm going to bed. Enjoy the last days of your life Max.

ukanthyde: Where's Kaylee?

Buff-Frog: You are really testing me tonight. Keep her name out of your mouth. Don't even think her name.

ukanthyde: Mike. Where is Kaylee!

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*AbdominalBlowman69 has started a private chat with SaltySaltine*

AbdominalBlowman69: dude wtf i dont like this

SaltySaltine: Calm down dude, Max is just a mega creep. He's always doing dumb shit like this. He's just trying to piss Will off for blocking him. I mean Will is going to kick his ass for sure now but still.

AbdominalBlowman69: if this is max why did he just message me from his account asking if I wanted to play?

SaltySaltine: What

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AbdominalBlowman69: who is this?

SaltySaltine: Seriously, who is this?

ukanthyde: Oh, wouldn't you two like to know. For now you can just call me Hyde. After all everyone has a dark side don't they Anthony?

Taco_Clown: oh shit

AbdominalBlowman69: i dont go by that name

ukanthyde: Oh, I'm sorry! Did your pedophile father ruin that name for you ANTHONY?!

Taco_Clown: OH SHIT

SaltySaltine: Trent shut the fuck up

AbdominalBlowman69: fuck you WHO ARE YOU

ukanthyde: Where is Kaylee Mike?

Buff-Frog: I swear to god!

Taco_Clown: yo, didn't you say Kaylee was walking over and spending the night at Brittany's?

Buff-Frog: Trent you are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met in my entire life.

ukanthyde: That's a six block walk. I sure do hope she made it there.

Buff-Frog: WTF did you say? How could you even know how far of a walk that is? Who the hell are you?

ukanthyde: You should be asking that question about those you surround yourself with. Like I said, everyone has a dark side—especially your "friends." While everyone's other side casts a shadow, the bigger shadows will swallow those around them without hesitation. The dark side cares little about what it envelops, it just wants to swallow the light.

Taco_Clown: I'm too high for this

SaltySaltine: Your always high shut up.

ukanthyde: Yes Trent, shut up.

*ukanthyde has removed Taco_Clown from the chat*

ukanthyde: He has nothing to do with this.

SaltySaltine: Dude wtf... how? I should be the only one able to remove people.

ukanthyde: You aren't as powerful as you think you are Will.

Buff-Frog: Seriously, who are you?

ukanthyde: Why didn't you check in to make sure she made it safely? How terrible of you to not protect her.

Buff-Frog: Guys this is fucked stop messing around. I'm not laughing

ukanthyde: You shouldn't

SaltySaltine: This aint us man

AbdominalBlowman69: im just as creeped out

ukanthyde: Did you look in a mirror ANTHONY?

AbdominalBlowman69: fuck you

ukanthyde: tsk tsk tsk. Behave. I don't want to have to tie you up.

Buff-Frog: Holy shit it really is someones boyfriend. AJ I always knew you were gay!! No wonder you never had a girlfriend!! LMAO

ukanthyde: Oh Mike, I promise you I am not ANTHONY's boy toy. No no. He likes his toys to be of a different variety. Don't you ANTHONY?

AbdominalBlowman69: who is this. what do you want. i dont have money.

ukanthyde: No you don't. I already checked those accounts. But maybe you should check them just in case.

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*Private chat between SaltySaltine and AbdominalBlowman69*

AbdominalBlowman69: fuck. i dont have my wallet dude. its not here. you said we got everything dude wtf!

SaltySaltine: God damnit! It probably fell out of your jacket during the scuffle. That was in the brush, I couldn't see it.

AbdominalBlowman69: were fucked

SaltySaltine: Shut up and follow my lead

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SaltySaltine: Dude, you got us. Nice prank Max. You really had us going there for a second. How about we all play squads tomorrow night? Mike? You cool with that?

Buff-Frog: no.

ukanthyde: ANTHONY Sherwood Jr. Born 4/14/2008. Lives at 7529 Crestwood Ln. and.... NOT an organ donor? Hmm how shameful ANTHONY. You never care about others, do you?

AbdominalBlowman69: max doesn't know where i live dude. i never told him cause i didnt want him showing up out of nowhere.

ukanthyde: Did you not want him to catch you in the middle of your shameful act, ANTHONY?

AbdominalBlowman69: ....who is this

SaltySaltine: Seriously, who are you?

Buff-Frog: Wtf is he even talking about.

ukanthyde: Mike have you talked to Kaylee yet?

Buff-Frog: Screw this, it might be one of Kaylee's friends trying to mess with me. I'm calling her.

SaltySaltine: It's like 2 in the morning dude dont bother

AbdominalBlowman69: shes probably sleeping

ukanthyde: 👀

Buff-Frog: Her phone is off and it's going right to voicemail. She never turns her phone off when she stays at Brittany's. Shit she never turns her phone off in general. I dont like this. If this is a prank it's going too far, it's not funny.

SaltySaltine: Mike, man, calm down. I'm sure her phone just died and she's asleep. This is just some random creep on the internet.

Buff-Frog: A random creep that knows way too much about what Kaylee is doing! A random creep that knows where AJ lives!

ukanthyde: It's always the one's closest to you...

Buff-Frog: If anything happened to her I swear to god

SaltySaltine: Dude Mike, this guy is just some fat loser in his basement trying to get a laugh.

ukanthyde: why so quick to dismiss Will?

SaltySaltine: This isn't funny

ukanthyde: You're right

Buff-Frog: Kaylee isn't at Brittany's. I called Brittany's over and over until someone picked up. I freaked her parents out. Brittany is asleep, alone in her room. Her parents said they didn't know anything about Kaylee staying there. This isn't like her. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

ukanthyde: ANTHONY?

AbdominalBlowman69: the fuck you asking me for

ukanthyde: Oh Im sorry, should I call you cuddlybare22 instead?

AbdominalBlowman69: how...

*SaltySaltine has removed Buff-Frog from the chat*

SaltySaltine: What do you want!? money? I'll get you money. I'll get you anything you want, just fucking drop it.

*ukanthyde has added Buff-Frog to the chat*

Buff-Frog: dude Will wtf

SaltySaltine: My bad dude I was trying to kick him again and clicked the wrong name.

ukanthyde: Stop the lying

AbdominalBlowman69: will its over dude

SaltySaltine: AJ shut up

AbdominalBlowman69: mike it wasnt supposed to happen

Buff-Frog: What are you talking about

SaltySaltine: AJ SHUT UP

AbdominalBlowman69: i mean she wasnt even supposed to know it was us. thats what the masks were for. it was just a catch and release. that was the plan.

Buff-Frog: What did you do?

*SaltySaltine has removed AbdominalBlowman69 from the chat*

*ukanthyde has added AbdominalBlowman69 to the chat*

ukanthyde: DO NOT do that again Will. I can release your dirty secret if you want? About that folder on your desktop that is hidden? Full to the brim of pictures no one should see.

SaltySaltine: who are you...

AbdominalBlowman69: jesus chirst

Buff-Frog: TALK

AbdominalBlowman69: i made the account to talk to her. cuddlybare22. i knew her favorite animal is bears, she has that stuffed one she loves and couldnt be without. you know the one. i knew that the name would give us something to talk about right away. and it did. i opened up to her in ways that i have never been able to with anyone else.

AbdominalBlowman69: i knew will liked her too. i knew about that folder, he showed me. we had something in common and both of us decided we wanted to have it.

SaltySaltine: Shut up AJ

ukanthyde: Keep going ANTHONY

AbdominalBlowman69: i convinced her to meet me but she knew she would have to think of an excuse. its not like she could just say she was going to meet some guy off the internet.

AbdominalBlowman69: kaylee showed up at the park, easy to spot since she was the only one. even if it was pitch black she radiated light i swear i could have seen her a mile away.

Buff-Frog: wtf that is disgusting

SaltySaltine: AJ DUDE STOP

AbdominalBlowman69: but she got there and we grabbed her. we had masks on so she didnt know it was us. she cried alot and it hurt me to see that. i just wanted her to be happy with me. so we made her feel better. i went first and untied her legs. but after wills turn kaylee just went crazy man. she kicked him in the face. cracked his mask in half. she couldnt see us. i couldnt let her. will was yelling. i was holding a brick. i never wanted this.

Buff-Frog: I.... I... just... Kaylee's seven years old.

ukanthyde: Doesn't it feel better to get it out there ANTHONY. More like you're father than you will ever care to admit.

AbdominalBlowman69: SHUT UP! mike please forgive us. we didnt mean to.

*Buff-Frog has left the chat*

ukanthyde: The cops are going to love this.

SaltySaltine: I'm not going to jail.

AbdominalBlowman69: omg what did we do.

ukanthyde: Murder. I can see the headlines now "Teenage boys rape and murder friend's sister." And the quotes from the parents, "Will would never have done something like this. It was that boy AJ, the whole family are pedophiles!" Oh but they will change tune when they search your computer Will won't they?

SaltySaltine: No. I'm not going to jail. No matter what I have to do. AJ I suggest you do the same. bye.

*SaltySaltine has left the chat*

ukanthyde: Sounds like you'll never be talking to your buddy again there ANTHONY.

AbdominalBlowman69: who are you

ukanthyde: I told you. I'm nobody.

AbdominalBlowman69: just. why?

ukanthyde: When you lose a daughter to sick pedophiles, you tend to hold a grudge for life. cuddlybare22. You should have seen the look on my face when I traced it back to you. It was delicious.

AbdominalBlowman69: i didnt kill your daughter

ukanthyde: You sick bastards need to learn there's no hiding. I'd say nothing personal, but it was. Oh god it was. Say hi to Anthony Sr. in hell for me.

*ukanthyde has ended the chat*