Gary Almeter

Gary Almeter – Editor

I am a published humorist, author, attorney, former English teacher and former publisher. I am eager to do more of the work I love.

Overview

I am a published humorist, author, attorney, former English teacher and former publisher. I am eager to do more of the work I love - preparing words for mass consumption.

I have been writing for the past four decades in a variety of media. As an attorney, my job is to prepare writing which will persuade decision makers. To do so, I must succinctly lay out facts and then prepare an argument using law. As a partner in a bustling law firm, I spend all day writing legal memoranda; asking questions designed to provoke thought and elicit answers; and drafting transactional, estate and contract documents of every sort.

I have worked for a legal textbook publisher and developed legal textbooks and ancillary items. I am a writer and a former teacher and am therefore adept at navigating documents with proper editing and style. I am a writer who regularly publishes humor pieces, essays and fiction in various online and print publications. An essay I wrote last year won first place in the Maryland Writer’s Association’s creative nonfiction contest.
Services
Fiction
Anthologies Literary Fiction Short Story
Non-Fiction
Biographies & Memoirs Education & Reference Law Political Science & Current Affairs
Languages
English (US)
Certifications
  • Admitted to practice law in Maryland

Work experience

Bowie & Jensen

Jun, 2013 — Present

DLA Piper

Nov, 2011 — Jun, 2013 (over 1 year)

Portfolio

Featuring way too many forewords, including one by Jake Tapper It's a great undertaking to raise a humor website from infancy to full-fledged adulthood, but with the right editors, impeccable taste, and a dire political landscape, your site will enjoy years of... read more
Growing up on a small dairy farm in upstate New York, Gary lived a few hundred steps from his paternal grandparents. His grandfather (hereafter “Grandpa”) was a perpetually happy man and Gary wondered, in light of the nature of farm work, in light of some of t... read more

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