Carlos Greaves
Carlos Greaves
@carlosgreaves - Author
Carlos Greaves
@carlosgreaves - Author
CARLOS GREAVES is an electrical engineer turned comedy writer—a career move that haunts him to this day. When he’s not busy questioning his life choic... more
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Authors, as you can see from my book cover, Alana is incredibly talented and she was also fantastic to worth with, so if you're ever in need of an illustrator for your projects, I cannot recommend her highly enough!
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over 1 year agoHi everyone! I'm Carlos and I'm the author of this book!
If you have any questions about Spoilers, don't hesitate to ask, I'd love to talk about it. Also, I self-published this book and it would not have been possible without the fantastic people I collaborated with through Reedsy, so I'm happy to talk about that and offer reccomendations as well. Thanks!
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Ryan M. Becker – Love the cover, blurb, and review. As a huge fan of anything Smallville/Clark Kent related, I’ll have to check it out sometime. I’d love to read some Forrest Gump humor as well. Stay cool.
About me
CARLOS GREAVES is an electrical engineer turned comedy writer—a career move that haunts him to this day. When he’s not busy questioning his life choices, he teaches online classes at The Second City, is a features contributor at The Onion, and runs the topical satire newsletter, Shades of Greaves.
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