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About the author
Gregory Alesso is a humorist, fiction writer. He has had his comedy articles published across well-known humor publications, which are accessible on his personal website comedicramblings.com. Gregory often writes fictional satire about what he knows best: judging society and being a narcissist. view profile
Published on July 18, 2020
40000 words
Contains mild explicit content ⚠️
Worked with a Reedsy professional 🏆
Genre:Humor & Comedy
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