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A darkly humorous, absurdist political satire that examines real-life events through a unique and unusual lens.

Synopsis

Courageous Reader,

About the same time I developed absurdity neurosis from book bans and seahorse protests, Sweeties attacked Blaze Union and the Puddin’ Heads with a cookie bomb and cake guns. After Blaze is expelled from school for not following large hand rules, playing guitar at school, and playing offense in football (soccer), she attempts a dangerous Noble Deed against the Sweeties. But will the supreme prime minister reward this vengeance by appointing Blaze as the education minister, giving her the power to boss and change the entire nation’s schools? Will visiting Puddin’ Head Island Schools cure my condition so that I can teach again?

Brave truth seekers, read this story as quickly as your heart and mind can handle. Absurdity looms large on the horizon. Develop your absurdity immunity, before it is too late.

Spoons up! Heigi hooga!

W.T. Kosmos
Paradox, USA, Earth, Milky Way

Disillusioned by a series of unreasonable events following the release of a student’s video that quickly went viral, a disgruntled schoolteacher steps away from his calling and begins searching for a remedy for the unusual feelings ailing him. Diagnosed as having something called absurdity neurosis, he discovers that the only cure is to identify something even more absurd in order to put his experiences back into perspective. Luckily, there is a place even more unusual than his hometown of Paradox, USA, and the schoolteacher travels to observe what could possibly surpass the absurdity that seems to be unrelentingly encroaching upon him from all sides.


This darkly humorous tale examines real life events from an absurdist perspective, introducing readers to a fictional land that is somehow more unusual than the place from which the narrator hails. Told primarily in the first person from the narrator’s perspective, the story speaks frequently to the reader as events are experienced, which pulls readers more deeply into the story. Readers familiar with events from 2016 to the present day in the United States will recognize many of the references in this novel, which leads it into the realm of absurdist political satire. Though the specific catalyst in this story is fictional, many of the repercussions are not. This allows readers to investigate true events through a different lens while enjoying a lighthearted and quirky adventure.


Highly conversational, this is a tale that reads with ease and is accessible to young adults and full-grown adults alike. Because it is so politically driven, there may be some resistance from the more conservative end of the spectrum, especially as it references several platforms relevant to this group. However, the overall presentation of the novel is intended to be a remedy for those on the more liberal end of the spectrum who may more acutely recognize the beliefs and behaviors referenced in this narrative. The story flows smoothly, but there are times when the plot could move more quickly by utilizing less detailed descriptions. Overall, however, politically savvy readers with an interest in stories that offer unique and intentional descriptions of the world through atypical lenses will appreciate both the design and storytelling found in this book. This novel is best suited to young adult readers and up.

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Synopsis

Courageous Reader,

About the same time I developed absurdity neurosis from book bans and seahorse protests, Sweeties attacked Blaze Union and the Puddin’ Heads with a cookie bomb and cake guns. After Blaze is expelled from school for not following large hand rules, playing guitar at school, and playing offense in football (soccer), she attempts a dangerous Noble Deed against the Sweeties. But will the supreme prime minister reward this vengeance by appointing Blaze as the education minister, giving her the power to boss and change the entire nation’s schools? Will visiting Puddin’ Head Island Schools cure my condition so that I can teach again?

Brave truth seekers, read this story as quickly as your heart and mind can handle. Absurdity looms large on the horizon. Develop your absurdity immunity, before it is too late.

Spoons up! Heigi hooga!

W.T. Kosmos
Paradox, USA, Earth, Milky Way

** Sensitivity Warning **

Dear Courageous Reader,


After the book bans and seahorse protests at my school, I developed a case of absurdity neurosis so severe I could no longer teach! As a cure, my shrink recommended finding schools more absurd than mine. Of course this was ridiculous! But I was desperate.

So, I visited Blaze Union and the Puddin’ Head Island Schools. Although I am still shocked, I am grateful to be able to share Blaze’s amazing story as an antidote to the absurdity spreading across our world. 

However, be warned: This story is absurd. It may make you feel very silly, sad, or angry. It may disturb you. You may develop absurdity neurosis symptoms, like I did. Or strangely, this story may help cure you, like it did for me. Let me explain. 

I’m sorry to say that this journey involved a great deal that I found absurd disturbing—as if many Puddin’ Heads had been infected with a numbskull virus. You see, this story includes large hand discrimination, attacks with cake guns and cookie bombs, stick whacks to the noggin, dangerous hand-altering experiments, and so on.

Sensitive readers may find these sorts of things too disturbing to read despite their own absurdity ailments. I’m sorry to tell you that sometimes human stupidity causes harm. I know these sorts of things are tough to think about; the truth sometimes does hurt. Thus, if you are hoping for a safe and comforting story, or a sappy romance, then please save yourself some time, close this book and find another. Life is short, you know. Besides, those kinds of stories will not alleviate absurdity neurosis one bit.

But for the brave truth seekers, read this story as quickly as your heart and mind can handle. Absurdity looms large on the horizon. Develop your absurdity immunity, before it is too late.


Spoons up! Heigi hooga!


W. T. Kosmos


Paradox, USA, Earth, Milky Way

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W.T. Kosmos is the humorist author of the award-winning Blaze Union and the Puddin’ Head Schools and upcoming series, Maya and Waggers. He is the alter ego (pen name) of a life-long educator who has had the great privilege and joy of serving as a teacher and school principal. view profile

Published on May 05, 2023

120000 words

Contains mild explicit content ⚠️

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