Dylan Brody
Purveyor of Fine Words and Phrases
Dylan Brody
@dylanbrody - Author
Dylan Brody
@dylanbrody - Author
One of America’s great storytellers and humorists, Dylan Brody has written for dozens of comedians, for the Tonight Show monologues and has placed sto... more
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Dylan's books
Live on Discovery
Relatively Painless - 20 Stories
Daniel Grunman remembers his grandmother telling him, "We're Jews. We don't believe in tragedy. We believe in horror, atrocity and injustice. And we recognize all of them as inherently hilarious." The Grunmans consider themselves a supremely functional family, in that they manage a wry self-aw...
About me
One of America’s great storytellers and humorists, Dylan Brody has written for dozens of comedians, for the Tonight Show monologues and has placed stories in The American Bystander. In 2005, Dylan won the Stanley Drama award for play-writing. You can look him up!
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