C.T. Walsh
C.T. Walsh
@ctwalsh - Author
C.T. Walsh
@ctwalsh - Author
Besides writing fun, snarky humor and the occasionally-frequent fart joke, I love spending time with my family, coaching sports, and successfully turn... more
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Besides writing fun, snarky humor and the occasionally-frequent fart joke, I love spending time with my family, coaching sports, and successfully turning seemingly unsandwichable things into spectacular sandwiches, while also claiming that I never eat carbs. I assure you, it’s not easy to do.
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