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Santa's FUCKING Watching You!

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Colorful illustrations accompany crass rhymes in a short tale depicting frustrated parents before Christmas.

Santa’s FUCKING Watching You is a mildly entertaining and crass Christmas season book. Each page contains an attempt at rhyming humor ending with the line “Santa’s Fucking Watching You.” Parents tell their kids that the elf is not messing around and that Santa is always watching. “Parents whisper these 4 words ‘Santa’s Fucking Watching You!’”. I’m not sure I would ever say that to my child.


The colorful illustrations are what make this short book. They are colorful, skillful, and set the mood for each page.


When I started this book, I was hoping for something similar to Go The Fuck To Bed or an adult version of The Night Before Christmas, which this is not. I was disappointed that it did not tap into more relatable parent-child things that come up during the Christmas season. 

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Synopsis

"Forget the Elf on the shelf"... THE Big man, THE Head Elf himself is watching you! A fun novelty book, great as an uproarious gift, with in your face profanity in juxtaposition with Santa Claus.

"It's December 1st, and all parents have a magical new power- the kids will be better every day, they'll be better every hour".

Filled with clever, colorful illustrations, you'll find yourself laughing and shaking your head throughout the book, and wanting to share this gem with your friends.

Remember...Santa's watching.

About the author

Newly published Author with 2 diverse books out...a political satire and a mashup of Santa and profanity that equals laughs. Laughter is something we need more of. view profile

Published on October 04, 2020

Published by KDP

0-1000 words

Contains mild explicit content ⚠️

Genre: Humor & Comedy

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