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About the author
I'm an African American absurdist fiction writer based out of Houston, TX. I'm a social studies teacher by day and moonlight as a satirical literary fiction writer. The purpose of my stories is to inspire laughter, offend, disgust, or all of the above within the context of a social commentary. view profile
Published on December 08, 2023
130000 words
Contains graphic explicit content ⚠️
Worked with a Reedsy professional 🏆
Genre:Humor & Comedy
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