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A fun, naughty romp. Cupid is being punished for his childish pranks and he’s taking the world of mortals by storm.

Synopsis

Immortality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially for the 3,375-year-old virgin of Mount Olympus. Day after eternal day, Cupid launches his love-tipped arrows, then watches from the sidelines while everyone else has all the fun. His dull, sheltered existence takes an abrupt turn for the worse when he sends an arrow into the wrong rump.

Banished by the gods, Cupid plunges to Earth and lands in present-day Tarra, Indiana, where mortals go on about their daily routines, oblivious to the capricious gods stirring the pot from above. Discovering that his wings and pubescent pudge have been replaced with an impressive human form, Cupid swiftly leaves his virginity behind, but his carnal spree comes to a screeching halt when he falls passionately in love for the first time in his immortal life. Soon, Cupid understands the full measure of his punishment: he must find the true Right Love match for the mortal he desperately loves, and then he must let her go.

Caught between two worlds on a quest to fix Love, Cupid will have to battle his own heart and the powerful gods conspiring against him. Failure will not be tolerated; success will cost him everything.

What is the most exquisite torture for the god of love? Having him fall in love with someone he can’t have, and then make him find her true love...


This fun, very enjoyable read had me smiling throughout. Cupid has been naughty again, and the gods have finally lost their tempers with him, so he gets sent off to Earth, his baby body rapidly growing into a rather stunning adult manhood. This causes all sorts of problems as he breaks rules, gets into various scandalous scenarios, and experiences adult love for the first time. I found myself laughing out loud as he, and others, get a look at his grown up body and ... various parts.


There’s a fly in the ointment, though, designed by the annoyed gods above. Cupid (a.k.a Q) falls in love, hard, with a woman he is not allowed to have. Instead, he must find her true love and match them up. On Tinder. He even accesses OKCupid (because, why wouldn’t he?).


Hilarity ensues.


All in all, it’s a clever premise, carried out in a light, funny, and very competent way. Thoroughly enjoyable and just the sort of thing we all could use a read of these days.

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An avid reader of all genres except romance. Published writer of short fiction/non-fiction, historical fiction. My first novel, Recycled Virgin, is out now on multiple platforms. Spit & Polish was released in 2024. Sequel planned for 2025. Developmental Editor, focusing on self-published authors.

Synopsis

Immortality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially for the 3,375-year-old virgin of Mount Olympus. Day after eternal day, Cupid launches his love-tipped arrows, then watches from the sidelines while everyone else has all the fun. His dull, sheltered existence takes an abrupt turn for the worse when he sends an arrow into the wrong rump.

Banished by the gods, Cupid plunges to Earth and lands in present-day Tarra, Indiana, where mortals go on about their daily routines, oblivious to the capricious gods stirring the pot from above. Discovering that his wings and pubescent pudge have been replaced with an impressive human form, Cupid swiftly leaves his virginity behind, but his carnal spree comes to a screeching halt when he falls passionately in love for the first time in his immortal life. Soon, Cupid understands the full measure of his punishment: he must find the true Right Love match for the mortal he desperately loves, and then he must let her go.

Caught between two worlds on a quest to fix Love, Cupid will have to battle his own heart and the powerful gods conspiring against him. Failure will not be tolerated; success will cost him everything.

The Fall

It occurred to Cupid as his fingernails slipped off the edge of Mount Olympus that Mother had finally called his bluff. His sandaled feet flipped toward the sky, almost, but not quite entirely, blotting out the grim faces peering down at him. If only he hadn’t seen that tear rolling down Aphrodite’s cheek, perhaps he could have avoided the sting at the back of his own eyes.

No. He wouldn’t give Ares the satisfaction.

He sank like a shuttlecock—head down, feathers up—swifter than he would have thought possible, but then what could a boy with wings know about falling? His attempts to join in when the other boys went cliff diving had always ended with a cowardly, last-minute swoop before reaching the water, but today would be different. He’d resolved to take his punishment like a man.

The sky slapped his cheeks, thrashed his eyes, burned the tips of his ears. He clenched his jaw with determination, but it was no use. Reflexes kicked in, bringing a surge of relief followed by a sharp spike of shame. His wings flexed, lifted, and flapped.

Nothing.

Faster he fell, though his wings beat harder. Flapping then flailing then flipping, an end-over-end freefall. Feathers flew every which way, clogging the sky like a giant pillow fight until there were no more feathers to lose and no way to slow his descent. Wind whistled through the scant folds of his half–chiton, all that preserved his last shred of dignity.

He sucked in a shallow breath, then another. Blood pounded in his ears. His heart raced as if trying to beat the rest of him to the mountain’s base. The vivid colors of Mount Olympus ran together like a smeared oil painting as he tumbled past, dizzy and disoriented and utterly at the mercy of the laws of physics he probably should have paid more attention to at the academy.

His first glimpse of the Great Cloud choked his lungs with dread. The gray vapor formed a chilling likeness to the jaws of Zeus, open to swallow him whole. Breaching the border of the mortal world was expressly forbidden, but he could not have stopped his ghastly tumble to beg entry even if he wanted to. He braced for a crash, but the gate stood wide open.

Cupid dragged in his last breath of Olympian air, committed to memory his final blurry glimpse of the only home he’d ever known, and disappeared into the blinding froth.

The cloud closed around him like a thick, wet fleece. Icy droplets slipped between his lips and clung to his eyelashes. The fluffy mist slowed his drop to a sufferable pace, more drifting leaf than falling brick. Foam plugged his ears with silence. All he could hear was the wildly erratic beat of his own heart and the thoughts banging around in his head. Suspended between two worlds, he was profoundly alone.

Not even his own mother had stood by him.

Would she still not care if the gods were to decide to torture him? The prospect of physical harm sent a violent shiver through Cupid’s body. He had never much concerned himself with the fate of Prometheus, but now he couldn’t shake the image of the great Titan chained to a rock while a giant eagle tore away at his exposed liver, day after day for all of eternity.

What if the gods required feats of great strength? He no more possessed the brawn of Hercules than he did the forbearance of Prometheus, thus the ultimate fear: What if I fail? He wouldn’t be the first fallen god not to see his home again, he recalled with a heavy heart.

Fear worked itself into a knot of bravado. To the Underworld with all of them! He’d run once his feet hit the ground—or drag himself if his legs were too mangled—and not even try to earn back his boring, predictable life. You’ll be sorry then, Mother.

As if answering for the goddess who’d birthed him, the Great Cloud spat Cupid out with a brutal shove into Earth’s atmosphere. The mortals’ air tasted bitter, he decided with a smack of his lips. The color palette dulled to muted blues, greens, and browns, as if someone had drawn a curtain over his eyes. He wondered if he’d adjust to this new world or if he’d even want to. A forceful tug cut short his speculation.

Invisible arms dragged him toward the ground with alarming velocity. Earth’s gravity, he recalled suddenly, was serious business. His shoulders twitched out of habit but only reminded him he had no landing gear whatsoever.

He fought back terror with the might of three thousand years of faith in his mother’s love, though he had to acknowledge he’d sorely tested Aphrodite this time. Cupid was still weighing his mother’s heart when the grassy field rose to meet his bottom.


 

Beth Greenberg
Beth Greenberg shared an update on First Quiverabout 3 years ago
about 3 years ago
RELEASE DAY! The Cupid's Fall Series** Finale is OUT! Banished from Olympus. Cursed with forbidden love. Cupid has one final chance to find love. Can he win over his reluctant soul mate before the gods call him home? ~Greek Myth meets Modern Rom-Com~ [some steam] http://cupidsfallseries.com **The first 3 books are dirt cheap thru Valentine's Day!
Beth Greenberg
Beth Greenberg shared an update on First Quiveralmost 4 years ago
almost 4 years ago
Cupid's on sale for $0.99 - but hurry, offer ends tomorrow! ==> https://books2read.com/firstquiver Book 2 of the Cupid's Fall series comes out Tuesday, May 4th

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Sara PrattI squealed when the book was announced, then waited impatiently for the release date at the end of January. I'll follow this author everywhere because her characters and dialogue always hit me with force. First Quiver does not disappoint. This is a fun emotional roller coaster. I devoured the book in less than 24 hours, catching each brilliant sentence. Even Cupid's corkscrew lesson left me swooning with awe at this author's skills. Greek mythology is not my thing, but I found myself enjoying this twist of tradition. The reader does not need to know mythology to follow this story. The appendix was a nice addition, and I welcome more mythology tidbits. The author playfully sculpts the idea of gods interfering with mortals to add dynamics and plot twists that would be impossible in other human stories - I love it. The brief summary is so clear - a Sexy tale of modern love, ancient gods and mortals caught in the crossfire. Yes, it delivered on all those things with a bit of humour, swoon, and romance. As a spoiler, there's a happy ending without a happy ending that has me hooked on the series. I'm stalking the author to buy the next one as soon as possible then clearing my schedule to read it in peace. Congratulations on your debut, and I wish you all the best.
about 4 years ago
Beth Greenberg@sarapratt Thanks so much for this lovely review and upvote! Please feel free to stalk away at any or all of the links in my profile! For your free downloadable copy of Cupid's Companion Guide to the gods and goddesses of the series, follow this link: https://bethcgreenberg.com/mythology-guide/
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Beth GreenbergThank you, Reedsy Discovery community, for this warm welcome for my debut novel. Hope you will enjoy your First Quiver!
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J.D. Vermaas@bethgreenberg Congratulations!!
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Allen Redwing@bethgreenberg congrats!! This looks like a cool TV series!!
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Beth Greenberg@reedsian5399 From your keyboard to Netflix's ears! Thanks!
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About the author

Beth is a former CPA who began writing after a midlife awakening. Combining an interest in mythology with a passion for relationships, Beth dropped Cupid onto present-day earth and set him on a high-stakes quest to fix love. Follow all of Cupid's antics at cupidsfallseries.com. view profile

Published on January 26, 2021

70000 words

Contains mild explicit content ⚠️

Worked with a Reedsy professional 🏆

Genre:Contemporary Fiction

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