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Thanks, Carissa, For Ruining My Life

By Dallas Woodburn

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Synopsis

The person who ruined their lives just might bring them together...

Brad is ready for a perfect senior year: he has a seat at the popular lunch table, a gig co-hosting the school’s morning announcements, and a gorgeous girlfriend. But when Carissa breaks up with Brad, his carefully constructed life comes crashing down. Convinced everything would be perfect if only Carissa would take him back, Brad creates a “self-improvement plan” and vows to re-win her heart.

Rose wishes she were having a normal senior year like everyone else, but leave it to her twin sister Carissa to butt in and ruin her life. Carissa secretly nominated Rose for the reality TV show Help Me Lose Weight and Live Again—and now Rose is on her way to Texas for three months of calorie-counting, marathon-exercising hell. Rose already felt overshadowed by her “perfect” sister, and collapsing on a treadmill on national TV is not making things any better. Plus, Rose can’t squash feelings for her sister’s boyfriend Brad (even though she knows he would never see her as anything but a friend.)

For fans of friends-to-lovers romance comes a heartwarming novel about self-improvement, identity and acceptance in our image-obsessed culture.

I am a big fan of Dallas after I finished reading her book The Best Week That Never Happened. The book left such an impression on me that I re-read it two times and each time I was flooded with emotions that refused to go away. When I was approached about her next work I grabbed the book like one grabs for oxygen at high altitude. Her work takes me to a different level where even when reading I can visualize each scene as I read each sentence. That's the magic she draws with her words, a magical spin of words catching you in its net. I managed to finish the book in one week and then I re-read it again. I delayed writing the review as it felt like a piece of me was going away.


I am relieved that I chose to read the ARC on offer. I must confess my hopes were really high after Dallas's earlier novel, and she did not disappoint me in the least. The book caught me from the first page. The author presents the story of Rose, Carissa, and Brad in first-person POVs, though only Rose and Brad are speaking. This style of writing makes the characters more real and also contemporary.


This is a beautiful journey of friendship turning to love between Rose and Brad. But do not be mistaken. This love story is anything but smooth. Rose and Carissa are identical twins, but nothing is identical about them. Be it their physical appearance, their nature, their attitude to life, or friends. They have nothing in common. Carissa is little Miss Perfect who has it all going for her. The perfect body, looks, grades, friends, etc. She is popular in school and adored by the teachers. On the other hand, Rose is shy and timid, gentle by nature, and overweight. She lives in the shadow of her sister and is more or less ignored by everyone. Brad is Carissa's boyfriend that Rose has been majorly crushing on. Life comes crashing down for Brad when Carissa announces their breakup. He is unable to handle this and becomes clingy and needy. He tries his best to win back Carissa and even charts out a “self-improvement plan”. Carissa would hear nothing of it. Meanwhile, Carissa has signed up her sister Rose for the reality TV show Help Me Lose Weight and Live Again. Rose leaves for Texas to shoot the show, unaware of the changes back home. She befriends Daniel who helps her gain confidence and also discovers the star inside her. Her journey of weight loss becomes more than just a number as she discovers her true potential and accepts herself completely for the first time.


What happens when she returns home? Does Rose lose all of her weight? Does Brad win back Carissa? Pick up the book to find out the answer. I promise you will be lost in the magic Dallas spins within the pages. You will relate with the issues faced by the characters as they are not exaggerated nor are they out of proportion for the sake of a work of fiction. These characters seem like the regular teens we would see in any high school.


Some lines in the book really touch you deeply and will remain with you long after you've closed the book. This book will help you see the importance of self-worth and self-acceptance in a world of Instagram and photoshopped images. This book resonated with me on several levels as I too face weight issues and the battle is very much real.


I would like to thank Dallas and the publisher for providing me with an ARC of the book in exchange for an honest review.

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Synopsis

The person who ruined their lives just might bring them together...

Brad is ready for a perfect senior year: he has a seat at the popular lunch table, a gig co-hosting the school’s morning announcements, and a gorgeous girlfriend. But when Carissa breaks up with Brad, his carefully constructed life comes crashing down. Convinced everything would be perfect if only Carissa would take him back, Brad creates a “self-improvement plan” and vows to re-win her heart.

Rose wishes she were having a normal senior year like everyone else, but leave it to her twin sister Carissa to butt in and ruin her life. Carissa secretly nominated Rose for the reality TV show Help Me Lose Weight and Live Again—and now Rose is on her way to Texas for three months of calorie-counting, marathon-exercising hell. Rose already felt overshadowed by her “perfect” sister, and collapsing on a treadmill on national TV is not making things any better. Plus, Rose can’t squash feelings for her sister’s boyfriend Brad (even though she knows he would never see her as anything but a friend.)

For fans of friends-to-lovers romance comes a heartwarming novel about self-improvement, identity and acceptance in our image-obsessed culture.

Brad

Exactly one week before school started, Carissa Hayward broke up with me over chocolate-dipped soft-serve cones at the Dairy Queen three blocks from my house. We were supposed to spend our senior year together. I tried explaining this to her, but she wouldn’t listen.

It’s been five days since she yanked my heart out of my chest and ground it through a pepper mill. I’ve been calling her and calling her, but nothing I say is enough to change her mind.

I call her and try again.

“Brad, please. We’ve been over this a million times.” She sighs. “Stop calling me, okay?” And then she hangs up.

Five days, and already she has sliced me out of her life, as cleanly as if she used a brand-new X-Acto knife. She seems surprised that I am having a harder time wrapping my head around things. I mean, we dated for eleven months. We went to Homecoming and Prom together. She was my first kiss, if you don’t count Bethany Morris in third grade (which I don’t, as it was during recess and Bethany was running away from me across the playground. I only caught her because the sandbox tripped her, and after I kissed her she ran away shrieking, “Eww, cooties!”).

What I’m trying to say is, Carissa and I have history. You’d think all that history would take some time to unravel. You’d think I would have gotten a little warning.

But no. One minute we were sitting at our favorite table at the Dairy Queen, the one by the window next to the drinking fountain (ice cream always makes me thirsty), talking about the summer reading assignment for our dinosaur English teacher Mrs. Ostertank. The next minute, ice cream was dripping all over my hand as I tried to comprehend the words “break up” coming from my girlfriend’s perfect lips.

Carissa had finished reading A Farewell to Arms by mid-June, and her report was already written, edited, rewritten, printed out, stapled, and waiting in her binder.

“How about you?” she asked. “How’s your report coming?”

“It’s coming.”

“Yeah? So, what’d you think of the ending?”

“Oh, I haven’t gotten there yet.” I bit into the chocolate shell. “Don’t ruin it for me.”

“You haven’t finished the book yet?”

“Not quite.”

“What page are you on?”

“Eh, like… a hundred, I think.”

That was a lie. I was on page forty-six.

“Brad, I can’t believe it,” Carissa said, looking wounded. “I thought you were going to take school seriously this year.”

“I am, I am,” I insisted, still calmly unaware of what was coming next.

“You say that, but really? Page one-hundred? There’s no way you’re going to finish the assignment in time!”

“Don’t worry, babe. I work best under pressure.” And for good measure, I flashed her my signature winning grin.

She didn’t smile back. Carissa was usually helpless to the charm of my signature winning grin, so when she didn’t smile back I should have known something bad was coming.

“Brad,” she said, looking down at the plastic tabletop. She wiped up a chocolate splotch left by a previous customer. “This isn’t working for me.”

Still, my internal alarm bells remained silent. I worked my tongue around the ice cream cone. “What do you mean?”

 “I mean...” She sighed. “I think we should break up.”

*

Here are the reasons Carissa Hayward gave for breaking up with yours truly:


1. “We’re just different people.”

Well, duh. Isn’t everyone “different people”? This is actually a positive thing about our relationship. It means we are not clones or distant relatives. Edgar Allan Poe may have been entirely happy marrying his cousin, but he also was a creepy guy who wrote horror stories. For the rest of us, I say, No thanks.


2. “We have different interests.”

Sure, Carissa likes taking painting classes and browsing thrift stores downtown, while I like playing video games and uploading my goofy stand-up comedy routines to YouTube. But tell me, what guy doesn’t like video games and stand-up?

And okay, so I got drunk. Twice. And got a C in Chemistry because I got lazy and didn’t turn in all the work. That was last year. I’ll do better this year. Those things are changeable.

When you get down to it, my only real interest is Carissa. And that’s what I told her that day in the Dairy Queen, but Carissa only shook her head and moved on to number three:


3. “We’re going different places.”

Yes, she has stellar grades and a million extracurriculars and a whole school filled with adoring teachers dying to write letters of recommendation for her. She’ll get into any college she wants—and she wants a ridiculously hard-to-get-into college. In other words, a school I could never get into, not even if I somehow managed to tap into Bill Gates’ bank account and steal a trillion-dollar bribe for the admissions counselor. I’ll probably end up going to the community college the next town over. But that’s okay. I told Carissa that we’ll work it out. What matters is that we love each other.


4. “I’m sorry, Brad, but I don’t love you anymore.”

Okay, I admit, this one hurt. But the thing about love is, you can win it back. So that’s what I’ll do. I’ll win back the love of Carissa Hayward.

How? I’ll change my ways. I’ll show her how awesome I am, and she’ll remember how great we are together, and she’ll fall in love with me all over again.

It’s only a matter of time.

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Dallas WoodburnHello everyone! I just wanted to introduce myself here in the comments... I am so excited about my book's publication and I would be delighted to answer any questions! Thank you for reading!
about 3 years ago
Ekta Garg@dallaswoodburn Sounds like such a great premise! Are there any more ARCs available through your publisher?
about 3 years ago
Emily GrabatinLoved this book! I'm far from a youth, but growth, acceptance and feeling comfortable in your own skills relates to any age, and I certainly enjoyed it.
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About the author

Dallas Woodburn is the author of 7 books for teens & adults. She has been honored with the Steinbeck Fellowship, the international Glass Woman Prize, and the Living Now Book Award. As a book coach, she hosts the Thriving Authors Podcast and helps others give birth to the books inside their hearts. view profile

Published on February 08, 2022

Published by Immortal Works

80000 words

Genre:Young Adult

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