Follow the recorded tales of Dr Watson herself as she navigates life with the enigmatic Sherlock Holmes. And discover the truth behind their unique bond as they uncover the necessity of each other. In case you were not aware, behind every great man is a woman with a very convincing fake moustache. Thus, the tales of the great Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson may, in fact, surprise you. Regrettably, Johanna Watson was born a woman and to add to her fatherâs dismay, she was horrendously bad at it. She had a fire in her and a passion for research, science, and learning that her father didnât understand. But after striking a deal with her brother, she took his place studying medicine incognito behind their fatherâs back. Thus, the erudite Doctor John Watson was established in the world. After returning to London, she found rooms at 221B Baker Street with the enigmatic individual Sherlock Holmes. Watson did not anticipate they would have much in common: she was wrong. Sherlock has her own secrets and a life so full of mystery and intrigue that Watson cannot help but get wrapped up in it.
Follow the recorded tales of Dr Watson herself as she navigates life with the enigmatic Sherlock Holmes. And discover the truth behind their unique bond as they uncover the necessity of each other. In case you were not aware, behind every great man is a woman with a very convincing fake moustache. Thus, the tales of the great Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson may, in fact, surprise you. Regrettably, Johanna Watson was born a woman and to add to her fatherâs dismay, she was horrendously bad at it. She had a fire in her and a passion for research, science, and learning that her father didnât understand. But after striking a deal with her brother, she took his place studying medicine incognito behind their fatherâs back. Thus, the erudite Doctor John Watson was established in the world. After returning to London, she found rooms at 221B Baker Street with the enigmatic individual Sherlock Holmes. Watson did not anticipate they would have much in common: she was wrong. Sherlock has her own secrets and a life so full of mystery and intrigue that Watson cannot help but get wrapped up in it.
It was clear to me from a young age I could not accomplish all I wanted to with the gender assigned to me at birth. My father reportedly wept when my dear mother brandished a girl from the theatre at Chelmsfordâs hospital. In my later years, I concluded that the wave of emotion was bitter disappointment. Of course, when my brother Harris appeared the following year, my father forgave my impudence for being born female and I was sent away to finishing school.
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        Looking out onto the hotelâs dining hall on the Strand, I pondered of my father and wondered what he would think of me now. I had not turned out the way he had longed for me to. There was no graceful, married lady here - the only things my mother and I shared were our fair hair and full lips.
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        The dining space was filled with couples in their morning attire. Ladies dressed in embroidered petticoats that were buttoned up to their chins to help them cope with the September weather. I shivered at the thought of being tied in one of the contraptions that were womenâs corsets as I had been at school. Naturally, I loathed being sent away, and found such tasks as embroidery, fan-waving, and learning to keep house to be menial activities. I lived in books. I snuck myself into classes in biology, physics, and chemistry, and studied relentlessly.
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        The butlers had noted my usual morning lateness and had prepared me a table by the window. I was presented with a pot of tea and a jug of milk whilst my breakfast was prepared. My brother had written to me about how Americans had curious sugared treats for their morning meal. The thought of him brought about a pang in my chest as I realised how much I missed him.
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        My brother had indulged my curious, studious mind and brought me books from his college where he had been studying the medical sciences from a young age. We often spoke in jest about swapping roles â much to my fatherâs chagrin.
Father was determined to keep my brother in the family business of becoming a doctor like him. Everything was set and ready. I was to conclude my studies at a finishing school in Winchester, and my brother was to become a doctor.
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        However, the only thing dear Harris loathed more than my father was studying.
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        âMy loveliest, loneliest sister,â he declared one morning as he came into my suite in our family house in Chelmsford. âHow does a flower-like you thrive in the world of education?â Â
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        I had crossed my legs under my dress and had a physiology book open in my lap. My notes were fanned out all around me in the moleskin notebooks I kept in prim condition.
âOne cannot be bored when there is so much to be learned,â I replied, gesturing for him to leave so I could enjoy the engagement of academia once more. âYou should be joyous for you are blessed with the freedom of masculinity.â
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            Harris leaned against the doorframe and crossed his arms; his green eyes were bright and full of mischief on his tanned face. Our father was out providing terror with every domestic visit on his round, no doubt. I shut the book. For I knew since we had the house to ourselves â a plot must be afoot.
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        That day my brother and I struck a deal. He would write to the finishing school on my fatherâs behalf â as he frequently kept the surgeryâs correspondences and knew his hand â informing them of an illness that was preventing me to study there. I would instead fill my brotherâs position at his school, posing as John Watson, his younger brother. With a neat forgery from my brother, complete with the assurance of my fatherâs continued donations to St. Bartholomewâs Hospital in London, I was all set.
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        My brother decided that, with his newfound freedom, he would go and visit our Aunt in New York. She was a flamboyant widow in need of an heir. Harris was confident that he would be able to win her over. After all, our motherâs sister had a soft spot for the âlonely lambsâ of England.
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        My fatherâs declining health meant he no longer travelled and had nurses in residence as I started my practice in St Bartholomewâs. I learned quickly how to cover my female visage with stage makeup and male clothing. Both I found rather liberating â especially the absence of a corset.
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        My father passed away as I started at the University of London. I knew he thought me a disappointment thus the loss didnât ail me as perhaps it should have. I did not attend the funeral either, despite paying for it. Iâd made peace with his death long before it happened. My brother divided the inheritance among us from his new home in New York and I was blessed with considerable income to fund my studies. I lived a secret life in London as John â Johanna making an appearance only in the most private of evenings spent alone until I graduated in 1874.
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        I joined the Army as a result of some friends of mine signing up to offer their services to queen and country. However, I was injured on my first tour, struck with enteric fever, and was returned home. With my nerves shaken beyond imagination, my only desire was to do nothing but sleep.
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        I had taken up residence in a hotel on the Strand while I decided what my next move should be. I could return to my practice. Maybe I could travel? Perhaps London was not my place to be anymore? Truthfully, my fingers itched to be back with patients. But maybe my gifts had been retired too long and I might have lost my skills. The thought waned on my mind. Nothing seemed like the correct move for me anymore.
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           I found myself staring at the teapot. A familiar voice pulled me from the bleakness of my thoughts.
        âDear God, Watson, is that you?â came from the table opposite. I looked up and saw dear old Stamford, a friend of mine from St Bartholomewâs. I smiled widely. It never failed to amuse me that so many of my closest friends and allies all believed I was born a brother and not a sister.
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âStamford!â I exclaimed. He came over at once. âGoodness, Watson â thin as a reed. Are you well, man?â I gestured to the seat in front of me and he sat down, resting a mahogany topped cane on the arm of the seat. âQuite well,â I said, folding the broadsheet back up and resting it on the side of the table. âHow are you fairing? I heard you moved up from being a dresser at the hospital,â I replied. I had lost weight since my time on the front, though it seemed the least of my worries. My companions all had jobs and a means of moving forward. Many spread out over fair England, some even residing further afield in the beauty of Wales or the hills of Scotland.
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âAh, the times have not been kind to men of our profession, Watson,â he said, a wary smile on his round face. His hair seemed to have been shrinking back to his ears as it did for men of a certain age. I was fortunate â baldness in women was not that common. He asked the serving gentleman for a pot of his own tea as my bacon, eggs, and porridge arrived. âI may have been promoted in my profession, but the days are long and tiresome, Watson.â He said with a sigh. I remembered him being distinctly smitten with the pastime of complaining.
I let my mind drift as he told me of the newfound woes of his blossoming career. I had no qualms with him, yet I found that my worries mustâve furrowed my brow. Stamford halted his tirade. Thankfully, he had not got onto the subject of his wife yet. A dear thing she was, too.
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âYour countenance has fallen, John,â he remarked, looking at me with his close brown eyes and sticking out his chin. He rubbed his stubbled jaw where he kept a trimmed beard and a buoyant moustache. âEnough about me. Tell me what is bothering you so?â
I finished off my breakfast and shook my head briskly.
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âNothing is amiss, Stamford,â I replied. âOnly worries that will melt once I have solved their problems.â I swept the broadsheet I had originally prepared to be my company off the table. âYou are lucky to have crossed my path today,â I followed as he sipped his tea, âI shall not be staying here much longer.â Stamford swallowed as he placed the cup on the saucer once more. âI am looking for rooms in London â but I have not found much that is not by any means agreeable.â
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Ever since returning from service I had wallowed in my rooms here on the Strand, living a comfortable existence on my eleven shillings a week, supplemented by the money I had remaining from my inheritance. However, I would need to be more frugal to continue to live with basic comforts.
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âI know of a man,â Stamford said, resting his elbows on the table as he spoke animatedly. âHe is a unique sort of fellow â a researcher... I believe. An acquaintance that I met at the hospital. He has found some rooms in Baker Street, but was looking for a gent to share the space with so he could afford it.â    Â
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I knew Baker Street to be a great central locale â close to the station and the surrounding amenities. It sounded perfect. My reply was instant.
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âThat sounds most aggregable,â I replied tapping the table with my palm, âI must meet this man at once.â The sudden arrangement for my day gave me a rush that had been long begotten by my system. Stamford regarded me strangely for a moment before nodding. I readied myself to leave by throwing my coat over my shoulders.
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âOf course, of course,â he said finishing his tea and doing the same. âI must warn you,â he added talking with a lilted tone. âHe is an odd sort of man.â
I shrugged my shoulders. The men I served beside in the army surely could be no stranger mix of weird and worn. âPerhaps I know him?â I proposed as he led the way to the door. âTell me his name?â Stamfordâs reply was quick. âSherlock Holmes.â
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        Stamford led me, at once, to the familiar halls at Bartholomewâs hospital, his colleagues all regarded him with kindness and me with curiosity for it had been many years since I had served there. The familiar smell of bromine and rubbing alcohol brought back many memories of patched-up soldiers in the field hospital beside me.
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        âDoes he work in the archives?â I asked as we walked down two flights of stairs. Stamford sighed.
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        âNo, John,â he replied. âI daresay he will be in the morgue conducting another strange experiment.â The lights dipped and a glow of paraffin oil lamps lit the way between the doors of the morgue. My curiosity was piqued.
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        âNot a Victor Frankenstein, I hope?â Stamford loosed a laugh.
 âI wouldnât put it past him,â his voice echoed down the hall as we drew up at the familiar door of the morgue. Stamford rapped his fist twice against the door.
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        âIn but quickly!â a stern voice called back. Stamford immediately pushed the door open wide. The smell was the first thing to hit me â it made my eyes sting. A mist of blackish-green filled the subterranean room. âSulphur â Stamford!â he declared over from the other end of the morgue. Stamford immediately pulled out his handkerchief and pressed it against his nose. I did the same with mine.
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The figure at the end of the morgue was remarkably tall. He had thrown his coat over one of the spare mortician tables, and I spotted a hat and cane hastily cast aside over another one. The sleeves of his white shirt were drawn up to their elbows and a great pair of black gloves covered his hands. His dark waistcoat was drawn around a slim waist from black corduroy breeches. The black bowtie he wore was askew.
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âYes, yes, yes!â the gentleman exclaimed. âI have got it!â Stamford fanned about to disperse the smoke. âSherlock, what is this?â As the image around us grew clearer I spotted what remained of a body on a nearby table. The arm was singed black at the bone, the fingers blue with age. The rest of the body, however, was missing.
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âGunpowder!â Sherlock exclaimed. A dark woollen scarf muffled his voice as he had it tied around his mouth â for protection, no doubt. âI was testing the effectiveness of using it as a form of ignition to destroy a body. And itâs many forms.â He was speaking quite rapidly. If I didnât concentrate, I would miss the words. âMost informative!â he declared, clapping his hands together. Stamford and I shared a look of confusion.
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âWho have you brought to see me, Stamford?â he turned to us after a moment. The bright grey eyes on his face caught mine and creased in the corners. Sherlock Holmes pulled down the scarf covering his chin and a wide smile graced their lips. âWho might you be, sir? Friend or foe?â
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Stamford took the handkerchief from his lips, tentatively sucked in air, and then bundled it back in his pocket. I lowered mine too â it tasted bitter, filled with a pungent burnt aroma. Neither of those things seemed to bother Mr Holmes.
âMr Holmes, allow me to introduce my friend, Mr John Watson,â Stamford said, standing to the side. I outstretched a hand, and Holmes shook it firmly. He had an oval-shaped face with a sharp chin. Dark hair framed his pale skin. His moustache was trimmed, sideburns neat. Looking at him, he mustâve been quite the outsider to not have been married already. âHe too is looking for lodging in London.â
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âAh, excellent, Stamford,â Sherlock exclaimed. âIâve been having trouble finding someone suitable for a time now.â His eyes shone with a welcome happiness that I was not at all expecting. âTell me, Doctor,â Sherlock began. âDo you have any troublesome habits that I should be aware of? Drinking? Gambling?â
âNo, Sir,â I replied. âOnly that I am a miserable git in the mornings and rise when I want to.â This made Stamford laugh heartily. The corner of Sherlockâs lips quirked. âWhat about yourself, Holmes?â I continued.
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Sherlock pressed his lips together and considered for a moment. âI do smoke shag tobacco quite often,â he declared. âWould that bother you?â He seemed to be teasing me â or perhaps I was imagining it? I shook my head. âHow about violin playing?â he added.
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âThat depends on the mastery of the player,â I replied, sticking my chin out. I would not be intimidated by this man. Sherlock tilted his head to the side.
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âThat will not be a problem, Doctor,â he replied, a little arrogantly.
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âHow did you know John was a doctor?â Stamford suddenly butted in. I had almost forgotten he was there during Holmes and Its exchange. âI never said.â
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âMy dear Stamford,â he said in a quick voice. âLook at the way this person stands.â He added, I suddenly became aware of many eyes on my being. âHis coat is from Garibaldiâs in the market in Notting Hill â a well-to-do gentleman would be happy with such a coat. But this is an old one â suggesting that he is a well-off gentleman, but is out of practice of his trade,â Sherlock said. âHis hands are not calloused enough for a physical trade such as carpentry or metalwork. He speaks with a north-country tinge too. Where no doubt a doctor would be more valued than a lawyer or a governor.â
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When he finished, I found myself struck dumb by the assumptions Sherlock had made. He had barely shared a space with me for ten minutes and had concluded all this from a meeting as scarce as this. As Stamford exclaimed a cry of laughter and disbelief, my chest tightened. How much more could have this fellow gathered from his analysis?
I rejected the thought â no one had noticed thus far in however many years it had been. Surely, this odd-ball couldnât have seen through me. I gave Sherlock my most confident smile.
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âThat was quite a few assumptions, Holmes,â I replied. His piercing grey eyes shone as he smiled. âThat was spot on!â Stamford conceded beside me, clapping his hands at the marvel. âHolmes, you are a genius.â Sherlock brushed the compliment aside with a flick of his hand.
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âOnly a consulting detective,â Sherlock replied but there was a look of pride on his face. âDeductions are my trade, Watson,â he added, âIâve been told I am rather good at them.â
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âI donât doubt it, sir,â I replied in a voice as light as I could muster. Sherlock appeared unfazed. âShall we meet tomorrow at noon to view the rooms? I daresay you will find them quite satisfactory for your activities.â
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âThat sounds perfect.â He shook my hand again and we shared our farewells.
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 I could feel his grey eyes focused on the back of my head as we left.
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Stamford and I shared the afternoon together in Hyde Park before the light of day drew to evening and he left me in the foyer at my hotel. Stamford had done little but distract me from my fraying nerves.
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Sherlock seemed to be sharper than a razor blade â could I risk living with a person like him? My mind ran over the possible consequences and ramifications of being exposed. The life that I had worked so diligently to create could crumble around me.
Yet this Sherlock seemed to have created a name for himself as somewhat of an eccentric all on his own. Perhaps he wouldnât be taken seriously. Stamford marvelled at his skills like he was a God of his own â but he was only one man. I resolved to go and view the rooms and make my own inspection when Sherlock and I were alone.
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        Baker Street was all a bustle when I arrived a little before noon, but 221B ostensibly sat a great deal away from the noise and general mayhem of the roads. As I approached the house, I was surprised to see Sherlock was there already, a pipe blowing clouds of smoke into the air. He drew it away from his lips and waved as I approached.
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        âI am glad to see my feeling about you was correct, Watson,â he said with a smile that I recognised with the same smugness from yesterday. I gave him a polite smile. âAnother deduction, Holmes?â came my reply. He shook his head and lead the way.
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        âA guess,â he said as we ascended the stairs up to a dark wooden door. Sherlock rapped on the door twice, removing his cap. I did the same with my bowler. A short, plump older woman opened the door. She had curled dark hair and wore a simple afternoon dress in grey, with bishop sleeves and an apron tied around her midsection. She gave us both a wide smile.
        âMr Holmes! How pleasant it is to see you again,â she exclaimed as she let the pair of us in. She shook Sherlockâs hand first and then mine. I noticed the aged tinge of a former Glaswegian accent. âAnd you have brought a companion!â
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        âMrs Hudson, your charm is ever resplendent,â Sherlock said, stepping aside. The house smelled like flowers and wax as if she had been burning lavender candles. I spotted a row of paintings on the wall that I didnât recognize â perhaps done by her own hand. âIâll let my esteemed colleague present himself.â
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        âDoctor John Watson, maâam,â I replied. Her cheerful brown eyes shone. âA doctor,â she exclaimed. She led Sherlock and me up the stairs to the apartment above her own. I heard the jangle of keys. âI do hope you like the space â a doctor on the property could be very convenient, indeed.â
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        âAre you well, maâam?â I asked, to which she and Sherlock laughed. I wondered how long the pair had known each other.
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        âMy only sickness is age, sir,â she said as the door opened with a creak into a light room. âOne no doctor can fix, Iâm afraid.â
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        The apartment consisted of a living room leading into a kitchen, two bathrooms and two bedrooms of considerable size. The walls were papered with a dark poppy and bloom pattern on the walls of the living space. There were burgundy-coloured drapes and two high-backed green armchairs.
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        It was a very clean, well-furnished space â ideal for the pair of us. I could envision myself sitting close to the fire on a cold day with a book on my lap. It had a certain modern charm and a professional edge to it that made me understand why my new companion liked it so. Plus, Mrs Hudson seemed very agreeable too. My reservations for Holmes aside, I knew that this would a deal I could not afford to miss. I had missed the privacy of my own quarters in my own abode â surely this step would alleviate the illogical fears I had of discovery.
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By the end of the day, the deal was complete. I took a taxi from the hotel with my belongings the following morning. Mrs Hudson informed me that Sherlock had called the telephone and reported that he would arrive tomorrow.
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        I made myself at home in the south bedroom facing the garden. Sherlock had wanted the one facing the road â no doubt it would have better sun. However, I knew I would prefer the tranquillity of the greenery outside, the sway of the flowers in the small patch of garden made for a peaceful viewing.
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        I arranged my collection of things around my new room. My books barely filled one of the shelves. I had a few of my brotherâs letters kept in a locked box which I placed on my desk next to my old doctorâs notes. I had kept some other precious items locked away in storage â mainly to protect them from my mother. That evening, Baker Street was peaceful. For once it didnât take me long to fall asleep.
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The next morning, I awoke to the noise of violin music. My heart jumped into my throat as I got up. I only wore my cotton pyjamas and was glad that I had locked my door last night. I didnât sleep with my fake moustache and beard on, nor did I bind my chest at night so that it lay flat like a manâs. It would be inconvenient to sleep with all my theatrical attire â and quite uncomfortable, Iâd imagine â as it would move about as I slumbered. I now combed my hair and applied the stage makeup.
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        Opening the door, I saw the back of Sherlock Holmes poised with a mahogany violin, playing a beautiful morning tune. Of course, he played at a professional level.
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        âI wondered what time you would make it here, Holmes,â I said. He turned around. The morning light caught in their hair. It wasnât combed neatly â thick, dark hair fell over their head. Those stunning grey eyes were set with a mischievous gleam.
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            âI do attempt to keep track of time,â Holmes said. âI just put the kettle on the stove. Tea?â he said. âPlease.â I took a seat on the armchair closest to the window.
âHow is it you enjoy rising late?â Holmes asked as he disappeared into the kitchen.
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        âI donât suppose a charlatan such as yourself does have many plans these days?â Holmesâ voice rose above the whistle of the kettle. My heart stilled in my chest.
âYou jest, Holmes though I fear I have not grasped it,â I replied. His footsteps returned quickly with a delicate cup and saucer.
âIt is very hard for me,â he said slowly, placing the tea in front of me, ânot to notice something.â
I took the saucer and sipped. Iâd planned this many times in my mind already and had conjured forty-thousand lines to deal with such a scenario.
âI donât know what you mean, Holmes.â
Sherlock sat opposite me.
âDonât fret, Watson. You are safe here.â His voice softened before taking a long draw of his tea. I placed my cup down, crossing my arms.
âI should hope so,â I replied with a chuckle. We could laugh this whole ordeal off and then pray he never speaks of it again. âIâm afraid I truly donât know what you mean, Holmes.â
Sherlock balanced the cup on his knee as he tilted his head to the left.
âItâs quite alright, miss. âI have no qualms with women.â He grinned as a faintness overtook me. My gaze fell to the carpeted floor and the pattern that seemed to be swimming around me. I was glad for being sat down.
 âIn fact, I think they are brilliant.â Sherlock declared. I raised my head again and watched as Sherlock peeled away a sideburn from his cheek, followed by a moustache and finally the facial hair around his eyebrows and chin. I recognised the soft backs of stage makeup and my breath caught in my throat as Sherlock Holmes dumped it all on the table between us.
She leaned back and rubbed the patches on her face where the fake hair had sat. Sighing, she ran her hands through her hair. Those piercing grey eyes shone with mischief as Sherlock propped her legs over the corner of the armchair and crossed them like a lazy feline.
âApologises for the deception, dear Watson,â she said without any sincerity at all. âI couldnât resist.â
Suddenly the stupor I had found myself in lifted. I clasped shut my jaw which had fallen during the spectacle, guiding my hands to my head. I had thought myself to be quite perceptive, yet Holmes had made a complete mockery of that.
âYouâre a woman?â I managed to draw out, to which Holmes gestured to herself and then yawned. Had she been waiting for me to wake up?
âThat is what biology would say,â she said with a quiet, pleasant smile as if she were sharing a private joke with herself. âBut alas, my work must be done â and women scare men in this age. Especially those with minds of their own.â
How could I have overlooked it so easily? Sherlock went from a refined gentleman to a gentile woman in a blink. And she was beautiful as both. I shed the facial hair, putting it on the table next to hers. I felt my face flush â this was the first time in however many years it had been that another soul, besides myself and God, had seen me out of costume.
Those eyes seemed ever watchful. A nervousness fluttered in my chest like a butterfly taking flight.
âBy George, you are a woman, arenât you?â Sherlock said, teasing me again. It only made my cheeks burn more.
âAs are you, Holmes. If I can even call you that.â I crossed my arms.
Holmes was remarkably unfazed by everything that had occurred. It seemed she had already thought through this entire scene. I envied that calmness. My mind was running faster than a steam engine and yet there she was, serene as a lake.
        âAs you should, as that is my name,â she announced, swinging her legs back round to the floor.
        âSherlock is a girlâs name?â I asked. To which she shook her shoulders.
        âCertainly.â She remarked with certainty. âI daresay that John is not, Watson?â
        I leaned back into my seat. A weight felt like it had been lifted from my chest; there was someone else like me. She was peculiar and strange, but she seemed like a friend â how odd. Perhaps this was why I regarded her so strangely before, maybe part of me knew. My worries seemed to have eased on her smile â her eyes, though still shining silver, made me relax. Like there was nothing to be fearful of. She had revealed herself first, after all. She was trusting me as much as I was trusting her.
        I shook my head, âWatson is my family name. Johanna is my Christian name.â
Sherlock nodded.
        âI thought as much,â she said, resuming her tea with as much ease as if we had just been discussing the weather. âWhen changing oneâs identity, people tend to pick names similar to their own. I had guessed Johanna, Josephine, or maybe even Jocelyn.â
        My own hands were shaking far too much to pick up my tea and join her.
        âHow do you know all this?â I pressed. âSince I have been John, no one had even guessed at my true identity.â There have been a few mishaps with the moustache, or sideburns maybe, in the early days before I bound my chest, but as Iâd grown used to the daily application of my makeup, those mishaps had ceased.
        Sherlock spoke incredulously. âWell, dear, those people were not me,â she said as if that explained everything. I gawped at her.
âYou should take your chest binder off too, Watson,â Sherlock said with narrowed eyes. âI canât imagine that it is comfortable.â
        I laughed. I couldnât fathom what I was hearing; my ears were ringing and it felt like I was about to explode.
        âItâs like being in a corkscrew,â I told her. She grimaced.
        âIt is times like these that I thank my genetics for being as flat as a broadsheet,â she said.
        âYou didnât answer my question. How did you guess?â I asked again. Sherlock rubbed her temples briefly before sighing â as if she were making me privy to some secret treasure.
        âI didnât guess, Watson,â she said. âDid Stamford tell you of my profession?â
        I shook my head.
        âI am a consulting detective,â she declared. âI solve puzzles, figure out scenes. Every now and then I help the mediocre fellows at Scotland Yard.â I could only stare at her. âI am able to make quick deductions about people that lead me to the truth about them â that way I can understand a scene more clearly.â
        âA detective makes sense,â I replied. An investigator â no wonder I was so bridled.
        âConsulting Detective,â Sherlock corrected me. I gave her a straight look. âDetective makes me think of Lestrade and Gibson at the Yard... Then it makes me feel sad.â
        I scoffed at that as she smiled. Arrogance and confidence were embodied in her.
        âI think I understand you more now,â I said to her, âyet youâre quite the odd one, Sherlock.â I took my cup from its saucer.
        She raised her teacup to meet mine. âAs are you, John.â
As a person who grew up watching the Wishbone series, Sherlock Holmes and unique takes on the character have long been something I find joy in. So to read Secrets of Baker Street: The Curious Adventures Of The Real Holmes and Watson and experience another fresh take on the original story and characters had me very excited. While I ultimately did enjoy parts of the novel, there were a few rough spots that kept pulling me out.
The portrayal of the titular characters is by far the strongest part of the novel, playing up Sherlock's existing eccentricities by adding this one more on top. And having this shared secret between the partners makes that relationship feel even more significant and real as well. The change in gender worked even better than I expected it to, and I think most readers would find this iteration to still be respectful to the original. It could be argued that the flamboyant theatrics of the detective might even make more sense like this because they were already playing a part.
There are enormous amounts of potential in this novel, but I had to rate the state of it currently and not what it could be. From the information given, I hadn't realized going in that the novel was more a series of short stories each dealing with a separate case than a continuous narrative. While this wouldn't normally be an issue, it detracts quite a bit from some of the better parts of the story, particularly in the ongoing interactions between Holmes and Watson themselves or with other characters.
The formatting and typos though are what ultimately garnered the lower rating. There are quite a few missing line breaks, particularly in dialogue that make things a needless struggle to read. The styling of line breaks or paragraphs is also inconsistent and draws attention away from the story. As for errors, there were multiple issues with words either being left out or misused. Even a character's name had a mistake at one point.
Overall, the current execution of this story had me feeling a little disappointed. But with better formatting and proofreading, this could easily be a must-read for me. As it is, fans of Sherlock and Holmes will still find some enjoyment in this fresh take though. The character voices are just that strong!