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Misplaced Your Body? No Problem, Replacements Are Free

By J Ward Anderson

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What a funny little book, it brought a smile to my face and had me wondering about a few of life's assumptions.

Synopsis

A whimsical, yet curiously practical, guide to WTF? happens when you croak.

Do you really just disappear into some mystical void? Do you morph into something better, or worse? Do you cruise the HOV lane going directly through those pearly gates to hang with the TOP DOG himself? Or perhaps into the basement residence of the BOTTOM DOG, where heatstroke is not uncommon?

Some ponder if one can exist solely as a spiritual entity. What is a soul, exactly, and what properties does it have? You also might wonder, 'Where are all the replacement bodies and why do we need them? Are they used or mint condition, newly delivered, factory fresh?’

I can assure you all the above are answered within as well as cogent, applicable, discourses on telepathy, gut feelings, and many more suspected but unrecognized attributes from the 'other side'. They are explored at length using a completely unorthodox and unique preternatural viewpoint brought to light by an occasionally dispassionate, often condescending voice that is unhampered by political correctness.

A little gem that I found as I was browsing through my dashboard. Written in a dual perspective this was a fun book, that had a lighthearted banter taking place between the two perspectives and characters. Narrated by an Infinite Being, a spirit of sorts that has returned to Earth to impart some of its hard-won knowledge, and recorded by a Mr. Anderson this is a sarcastic, slightly satirical book that can be read and enjoyed in one sitting. I loved the tongue in cheekiness of the whole thing, the writing style, the fact that it is a situation taking place between a disembodied being and a human who can attest for the words of wisdom imparted by this being with stories of his own.

 

The story did create a slight existential crisis, as it spoke on many subjects from Ms. Karma a fickle mistress (a personal favourite chapter) to taking charge your life and all the situations it throws at you, the use of the natural flow of energy between different beings and the very wise comment about humans being more than a body.

 

The title of this short book is well chosen as the comments of Mr. Jens (our little spirit) all deal with the vastness and unknowability of the human spirit (both the literal and the metaphorical). I enjoyed the sassy little comments and the insightful remarks on human beliefs, nature and the tenacity of our characters. The writing fit well with the theme of misplacement of our bodies and the exploration of the possibilities of being infinite beings, it was not convoluted nor was it superficial, it was quirky and serious enough to match the tone of the book as well as carry across the seriousness of thought that went into the writing of this book.

 

The personal touch that the interjections made by Mr. Anderson throughout the book was an interesting and great addition to the story giving it a greater sense of reality as an actual documentation of the thoughts and musings of an Infinite Being. It was a good touch that really made the story come to life.

 

As a whole the book had quite a few tips and tricks that could be applied to real life that have left me thinking and mulling over them. The addition of a glossary at the back of the story (following the advice of Mr. Anderson to always keep a dictionary at hand while reading as one almost never understands the true meaning of a word) added to the reading experience and was a mental note that I took away from the reading.

 

The people watching that had obviously been performed long before the writing of the book truly resonated with me and many of the little things about human nature and habits mentioned mirrored my thoughts on the species, creating an engaging read that left me smiling. I recommend this book as a lighthearted read with undertones of serious topics, expect to be entertained and have a few thought-provoking moments throughout.

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I am a 22 year old bookworm, an avid reader since entering the magical world of books and haven't been able to stop. I love all things words and ideas and love it when beautiful words are strung together just right to carry across the perfect idea.

Synopsis

A whimsical, yet curiously practical, guide to WTF? happens when you croak.

Do you really just disappear into some mystical void? Do you morph into something better, or worse? Do you cruise the HOV lane going directly through those pearly gates to hang with the TOP DOG himself? Or perhaps into the basement residence of the BOTTOM DOG, where heatstroke is not uncommon?

Some ponder if one can exist solely as a spiritual entity. What is a soul, exactly, and what properties does it have? You also might wonder, 'Where are all the replacement bodies and why do we need them? Are they used or mint condition, newly delivered, factory fresh?’

I can assure you all the above are answered within as well as cogent, applicable, discourses on telepathy, gut feelings, and many more suspected but unrecognized attributes from the 'other side'. They are explored at length using a completely unorthodox and unique preternatural viewpoint brought to light by an occasionally dispassionate, often condescending voice that is unhampered by political correctness.

Introduction to Mr. Jens

Mr. J. Ward Anderson, the named author of this slim volume, in collaboration with myself, the late i.e., dead, Mr. Samoa Jens, is recording many of my observations and philosophical ponderings gathered during my lives on Earth. Mr. Anderson, fingers rapidly tapping on his keyboard, is literally transcribing my thoughts as they are perceived (Chapter 12 describes this ability). This unorthodox method of communication is being employed as I am currently between embodiments, having recently discarded my prior one after making it endure far too many adventures. As one might suspect, direct vocalization is no longer one of my strong points.

The collaboration between Mr. Anderson and myself is being formally announced as there exists a segmentation of literature into ‘fiction’ and ‘non-fiction’. Since I no longer exist in the physical plane, all judges of existence, i.e. government bodies and reputable scientific foundations, would unanimously adjudge that I, as well as this disquisition, is thereby to be declared fiction. Be that as it may, Mr. Anderson’s sense of fairness forbade leaving my considerable contributions unacknowledged.

Thus, with the aforementioned assignment, wed with Mr. Anderson’s ludicrous hallucinatory method of authorship, you may now freely read everything written knowing that if anything is too fantastic, you may render it as nothing more than Mr. Anderson’s vivid imagination.

Lest anyone get the idea that I, or Mr. Anderson, ‘discovered’ or ‘invented’ any of the various concepts contained herein, we did not. The fictional truths which, with regards to the intertwined relationship between the human form and the spirit that you are about to discover, have always existed. My modest goal is to summarize and explain that which I have learned and observed from the Wise and Learned during my many lifetimes among you.

It should be noted that, from time to time, Mr. Anderson has added his own perspective on points broached and upon which he has personally experienced. They are not fiction for him. He insisted on adding them so that your reality, as well as mine, might possibly be expanded by viewpoints such as his.

A change of font seemed to be the best way to distinguish my experiences from Mr. Jen’s slightly condescending, occasionally long-winded philosophical meanderings on a wide range of subjects, all of which, surprisingly, directly relate to our bodily existence on this planet. His educational style notwithstanding, I have found his multi-life observations to be very insightful as well as applicable to many situations I routinely encounter. As an additional forewarning, he has indicated that a few topics may be ‘heavy’ but not to worry as I believe his cultural ineptness, bluntness, and less than politically correctness may still win you over since it is often done in an amicable manner. To his credit, he is generally forgiving of my criticisms, either by ignoring them altogether or by validating their usefulness.

It is Mr. Anderson’s contention that if mankind understood more of my current plane of existence, i.e., the soon-to-be dissected plane of you as an immortal infinite being, vis-à-vis you animating a body, mankind’s own plane would be enhanced. And I, Mr. Jens, believe he is right. But what I believe and what Mr. Anderson believes do not matter. We are the weavers of this work of fiction. In the end, however, the only thing that matters is your unique viewpoint and considerations upon that which is being read. 

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About the author

I write of ESP, reincarnation, and the human spirit, areas I have intensively studied and personally applied for over forty years. Under vows for two of the forty years as an acolyte/missionary immersed in a spiritual-religious order, I was quartered in both the US and Europe. view profile

Published on November 30, 2021

Published by Telemachus Press

3000 words

Contains mild explicit content ⚠️

Genre:Humor & Comedy

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