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Your profile says that you are quite.

It also states you can be very. Sometimes even very very.

In addition, I see that you are partly and slightly, 

not to mention mostly, though you did mention it nine times.

Thanks for writing, but I’m looking

for someone who’s extremely.

I also have a soft spot in my heart for highly,

but there I’ll try to compromise.

One place, however, I will not bend.

You mention several times you never.

Forgive me, please, I’d like someone

who at least occasionally.

And frankly, even at my age,

I wouldn’t mind a mate who often.

BARRY DICKSON  1945-

The instant you are born, you get a dash.

A reminder the day life begins that one day it will end. Guaranteed.

Joe Jones, 1966 dash. Jennifer Kristin Rabinowitz, 2021 dash.

Somewhere in a county seat, a very willing clerk

sits ready to write a year to the right of your dash.     

Michael Jackson, 1958 dash 2009

You cannot have your dash removed…there are no dashectomies.

You cannot get rid of your dash by living a good life. Sorry.

One man does not have a bigger dash than another man.

Rich people cannot cheat death buy buying more dashes; Bill Gates’

dash is identical to the dash of the bag lady

you passed on your way to work this morning.

Nothing personal, butyour dash is worthless.

You cannot sell it for one penny or auction it on eBay.

Are you a Christian? You cannot be saved from the dash.

A Jew? 5800 years of history have not removed one single dash.

A Muslim? All the passion and intensity on earth will never delete your dash.

A Buddhist? You have gained great wisdom. Guess what. You still have a dash.

So as long as there is an empty space to the right of your dash, enjoy.

Live, love, learn. And be nice to that other guy.

Because no matter who he is or what he’s done,

no matter who you are or who you think you are,

I can assure you, with absolute certainty, that you both have a dash

and a very willing county clerk.