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An unlikeable man goes to Kenya to get laid, ends up staying as part of a mysterious money-laundering scheme

Synopsis

A lonely widower from Los Angeles buys a tour package to East Africa on the promise of hookups and parties. What he finds instead are new reasons to live.
Aldo Barbieri, a slick Italian tour operator, convinces Harry to join a group of adventuresome “voluntourists.” In a resort town on the Indian Ocean, Harry doesn’t find the promised excitement with local ladies. But in the supermarket he meets Esther Mwemba, a demure widow who works as a bookkeeper. The attraction is strong and mutual, but Harry gets worried when he finds out that Esther and Aldo have a history. They introduce him to Victor Skebelsky, rumored to be the meanest man in town. Skebelsky has a plan to convert his grand colonial home and residential compound into a rehab center – as a tax dodge. The scheme calls for Harry to head up the charity. He could live like a wealthy diplomat and it won’t cost him a shilling!
Is corruption a fact of life everywhere? Is all love transactional? Here is an emotional story of expat intrigue in Africa, reminiscent of The Heart of the Matter by Graham Greene and The Constant Gardener by John le Carré.

I have read that Gerald Jones has published several other books, so I was puzzled to find this book so problematic. The main character, Harry, seems to have no redeeming features, despite everyone telling him he is honest, a good man. Meanwhile, he shuns his daughter, he goes to Kenya to get laid, he proceeds to listen to no one while there and thus causes problems for many, and he gets himself tied up in a plan to 'do good things' but which is in reality a money-laundering scheme. Despite that he is willing to stay and 'help out', provided all the other characters look after him. He appears lazy, unproductive, amoral, and self-centred. He does not grow.


In the story, he makes several dismissive comments about the native population and implies all of Kenya is corrupt. He discusses the local women's preference for lighter-skinned children and how they hunt white men down to support them and provide the preferred brand. All of the women are plotting something.


Harry meets Esther, a woman that he immediately falls in love AT while doubting her every move. He loans her money for her kids and when she buys a dress with it, he can never ever let it go. He mentions it several times over the course of the book, 'jesting' at Esther. I seriously would slap Harry if I were to meet him in the street.


Of course, others might enjoy reading about Harry. He IS a good man, as evidenced by his tipping well and the fact that he couldn't stand the safari where he saw cheetahs eating a wildebeest.


Occasionally there is some minor excitement in the situations Harry creates (despite advice to the contrary), but in general the tension is left to heavy and unnecessary foreshadowing of the "Little did Harry know that he would..." sort, and the usual, annoying, people having secrets and not talking about them. (But hinting about them constantly.)


The writing is also laden with many moments where the author lectures the reader and/or provides background information. These take the reader out of the story completely.


Finally, so many of the characters go about smirking that I found my face involuntarily twisting in sympathy.


All I can assume is that this was one of this author's earlier books, despite the insertion of the pandemic in later chapters. I do hope so.

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An avid reader of all genres except romance. Published writer of short fiction/non-fiction, historical fiction. My first novel, Recycled Virgin, is out now on multiple platforms. Spit & Polish was released in 2024. Sequel planned for 2025. Developmental Editor, focusing on self-published authors.

Synopsis

A lonely widower from Los Angeles buys a tour package to East Africa on the promise of hookups and parties. What he finds instead are new reasons to live.
Aldo Barbieri, a slick Italian tour operator, convinces Harry to join a group of adventuresome “voluntourists.” In a resort town on the Indian Ocean, Harry doesn’t find the promised excitement with local ladies. But in the supermarket he meets Esther Mwemba, a demure widow who works as a bookkeeper. The attraction is strong and mutual, but Harry gets worried when he finds out that Esther and Aldo have a history. They introduce him to Victor Skebelsky, rumored to be the meanest man in town. Skebelsky has a plan to convert his grand colonial home and residential compound into a rehab center – as a tax dodge. The scheme calls for Harry to head up the charity. He could live like a wealthy diplomat and it won’t cost him a shilling!
Is corruption a fact of life everywhere? Is all love transactional? Here is an emotional story of expat intrigue in Africa, reminiscent of The Heart of the Matter by Graham Greene and The Constant Gardener by John le Carré.

As Harry sat at the bar in the Tiki Lounge in Diani Beach, just a short walk from the white sand, he wondered whether he’d been betrayed. Aldo was supposed to meet him here, and the fellow was more than an hour overdue. Granted that appointments in Kenya are more good intentions than hard deadlines, Aldo’s client expected to get what he’d paid for. The trip package had been prepaid, as was customary, and so far all the bookings had been solid and the accommodations sumptuous. Harry doubted whether Aldo had absconded with any funds. But this was wary Harry’s first venture offshore in a lifetime, and part of the deal was supposed to be Aldo’s companionship and watchful guidance.

Harry would later learn that Aldo was in Mombasa meeting with an attorney, David Odiengo. Since Esther was in Mombasa as well, did they meet? Were they somehow working together? On what? And for whom? These became questions that nagged at him.

Esther, a local hottie, was an eligible widow who might be in her thirties, perhaps forty, and seemed to be captivated by Harry’s charm, if not his looks. She would be too old for the younger men of this resort town, unless she was rich, which she apparently wasn’t. But Harry was no prize when it came to physique. His body was thickset and pudgy, and he was losing his hair. He liked to think he had heart. He didn’t think himself wealthy, either, but people here assumed he was. She’d taken to teasing him with the nickname “Harambee.” Neither had told him what it meant, literally. Aldo had hinted it was complimentary. But now both of them liked to taunt him with it, usually accompanied by wide grins and chuckles. And Harry’s affable, round face was now familiar enough around this little town that others were catching on, too, and they seemed just as amused. Good-naturedly, he hoped.

It wasn’t until he was studying a banknote in this solitary moment at the bar when he saw Harambeeemblazoned on the banner of the Kenyan coat of arms, just beneath two lions rampant guarding a tribal shield. Harry pulled out his phone and searched online for the definition, discovering that the national motto in Kiswahili means We Pull Together, or simply, Unison. Harry still didn’t make the connection. He was aware that people on the street were likely to greet him as Papa, a respectful term for an older gentleman of any race, or mzungu, meaning white man or  — if uttered with extra emphasis — meaning crazy (or clueless or worse) white man.

Harry Harambee would discover that, to some of his new friends, he would be one of the boys or one of our boys or one of my boys who has our money. Which is to say, One for all and all for one. Or, he feared, You for us and all you have for all of us.

Unity!

Had she taken advantage of him? Or was he exploiting her? Was he allowing himself to be manipulated, or was he asserting himself into her life?

But despite these troubling considerations, for once his life was interesting.

So, perhaps Aldo wasn’t taking advantage, just trying to make Harry’s life seem more worthwhile. That was what the fellow had promised.

And so here Harry was, killing time pleasantly at the Tiki. Waiting for Aldo. When Esther had taken off for Mombasa this morning, he’d mentioned he would be here in the evening. But it wasn’t like they’d made a date. He’d only known her three days.

Harry was on his fourth gin-and-tonic, which the inexperienced adventurer might assume he was consuming to ward off malaria. True, malaria is serious and all too common in any part of equatorial Africa. But Harry knew, despite age-old claims by habitually soused Brits of the Raj in India, that the quinine dose in the tonic isn’t nearly enough to have much medicinal effect. (If you consumed enough to knock out the disease, the toxicity would probably kill you.) What’s more, malaria, while prevalent and widespread, is the word Kenyans use to describe everything from gut-wrenching influenza to the common cold. On a bus trip, a Kenyan-born white aristo told Harry that doctors encourage the locals to worry they have malaria whenever they have a cough or a fever or even the sniffles. They’d report to a clinic, and nine times out of ten they’d get an injection of distilled water and go home with an envelope containing two aspirin. The justification for this ruse was presumably to make sure that the relatively small proportion of patients who actually have the disease will bother to get treated. Harry wondered whether this canard was a benign public-health control measure or simply a racist myth to portray the descendants of indigenous tribes as gullible and easily controlled.

Where was Aldo? The sun had long since gone down and Harry was getting hungry. The Tiki specialized in marinated shrimp and calamari barbecued on skewers, and Harry was thinking a dozen of those and a few cold Tuskers would sit just right. He disliked eating alone, but he wasn’t going to let his loyalty to Aldo deprive him of a good meal. And, should Aldo show up, Harry resolved he’d make the fellow pay this time, at least for his own dinner.

Just then, the loud put-put of an approaching boda boda cut out as the bike slid to a stop on the gravel of the car park. A passenger hopped off the back, and the driver sped off. As the newcomer stepped from the darkness into the warm light of the bar, Harry’s reaction was a mixture of lust, disappointment, and alarm. It wasn’t Aldo. It was Esther. And she was wearing a new, low-cut print dress with a matching turban, bright-red loop earrings and a necklace strung with giant beads of the same color, and designer heels. A smartly coordinated handbag hung on her forearm.

Her unblemished skin was almost as black as any Kenyan’s Harry had met. It wasn’t until he’d ventured over to this side of the world that he realized how black African Americans aren’t. Many, if not most, are some shade of coffee-and-cream, and, by one glimpse of them on television, any Kenyan could tell you their ancestry must be as much white as black. Indeed, indigenous Kenyans also tend to be suspicious of Arabs and Indians, whom they consider not white but other.

This morning Esther had appealed to Harry for money, explaining that her son and daughter needed textbooks for their advanced courses. These textbooks were not only expensive but also rare as hen’s teeth, and the only bookstore authorized to sell them was in Mombasa. So she’d have to take a matatu to the ferry at Likoni and then into town and hope she’d be there in time before the precious books were sold out.

Harry had marched to the ATM next to the coffee shop where they’d had breakfast, withdrew a stack of crisp banknotes, and made sure to give her some extra for the transport and lunch in the city.

But why had he done this for her? She hadn’t asked for it as a loan. She hadn’t promised him anything in return. He’d complied cheerfully because nothing about this trip was going as planned and because she was gorgeous and because he could.

Esther and Aldo seemed to know each other, but Harry hadn’t yet learned how. Maybe she could tell him why his friend was late. Or whether he was coming back at all.

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Gerald Everett Jones lives in Santa Monica, California. Clifford’s Spiral is his ninth novel. He holds a Bachelor of Arts with Honors from the College of Letters, Wesleyan University, He is the host of the GetPublished! Radio Show, and his book reviews are published on the Web by Splash Magazines. view profile

Published on June 29, 2021

Published by LaPuerta Books and Media

110000 words

Contains mild explicit content ⚠️

Genre:Literary Fiction

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