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Synopsis

Today was Paddy Evers’ big day.

After fifteen years in prison, and meticulous planning, Paddy is gambling his entire future on the perfect heist.

Just one final score.

Thirty minutes from now, Paddy is either going to be a millionaire, or he's going to be dead. But the one place he's not going is back to prison.

He's planned for anything and everything that can go wrong. But the one thing he hasn't planned for is Mac.

Paddy Evers is an ex-convict bank robber who has learned from his mistakes. He thinks this time he has the perfect plan, and he won’t be let down, because he’s going solo. Well, “almost” solo. The plan sounds rather good and simple, but he didn’t count on Mac, who is everything and anything you might need. The expression “bigger than life” seems made for him. We all know about best-laid plans, and Paddy will discover he has a few lessons left to learn.

This novel, narrated in the first-person by Paddy, offers a good balance between plot and characters, although when Mac is on the page, it is difficult to pay attention to anything or anybody else. Paddy is a likeable character, despite (and because of) his circumstances, and Spanky, a young boy they meet during the action, also endears himself to readers, as does his grandmother, and Lisa, Paddy’s long-suffering girlfriend, but nothing can compare to Mac, who tells tall tales, takes enormous risks, gets himself into trouble and out of it with ease, drags others into impossible situations, and nobody can stay mad at him for long.

The characters live many adventures, trying to get back the money robbed, enticingly near and slippery far, and the writing style is conversational, full of humour, with a good dose of foreshadowing, and fairly dynamic. Paddy sometimes shares his views on life and politics —his time in prison gave him plenty of time to reflect upon life and its ills— and some readers might feel those asides slow down the action somewhat. A tighter editing of the book could make it faster and shorter, increasing the importance of the action scenes, but it would rob it of some of its psychological complexity, its humour, and its charm. Because this is a novel of good but flawed people, who don’t always do the right thing, but their hearts are in the right place. There are plenty of twists, turns, and false endings to satisfy genre lovers, many of whom are likely to guess how the story will end, but will enjoy it nonetheless.

As it pertains to the genre and the situation, there is some use of bad language and some prejudicial attitudes expressed by some of the characters, unlikely to offend most readers.

A fun read, recommended to fans of Welcome to Collingwood, Rufufu, those who enjoy comedies about criminals with a heart of gold, con men, and stories of camaraderie and friendship between men, especially those with a grain of truth. Just check the author’s biography. A feel-good novel, which will make readers think, laugh, and leave them with a smile.

 

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I am Olga, from Barcelona, Spain, and lived in the UK for over 25 years. I have always loved books and reading. I studied Medicine in Spain and a BA and a DPhil in American Literature in the UK. I have self-published some books and I've been reviewing books for a group and on my blog for years.

Synopsis

Today was Paddy Evers’ big day.

After fifteen years in prison, and meticulous planning, Paddy is gambling his entire future on the perfect heist.

Just one final score.

Thirty minutes from now, Paddy is either going to be a millionaire, or he's going to be dead. But the one place he's not going is back to prison.

He's planned for anything and everything that can go wrong. But the one thing he hasn't planned for is Mac.

Prologue

I was running out of time. 

With only fifty feet to go before I was safely out of the building, my legs and lungs were already past the point of exhaustion. I made it out of the bank pushing forward with a huge canvas duffel bag slung over my back. Believe me, 1.5 million in cash is no easy load. 

Thankfully, just outside those double doors, was Mac, my get-away driver. If he’d followed my instructions, the engine would be running and he’d be ready and waiting. 

After years of meticulous preparation, my plan had gone off without a hitch. It had to work. I had no other choice, no backup plans for my life. This was it. The last crime I would ever commit. One final score… 

As I exited those doors into the sweltering Houston heat, my heart almost stopped. My get-away car was nowhere in sight. Please, God, no! 

It was happening to me all over again. Just like before, fifteen years ago. But when I heard a horn honk, I turned to see Mac, waving at me with a goofy grin on his face. The son of a bitch had changed parking places on me, nearly giving me a heart attack.  

Of course, I couldn’t get mad at him. There wasn’t time. Already sirens and helicopters announced their advancement in the distance. 

Besides, how could I possibly blame Mac? The guy was clueless. He hadn’t the slightest idea he was driving the get-away car in a million-dollar bank heist. He was just an Uber driver. Some schmuck I’d duped into the job. A patsy. 

I had him park a block away from the bank, so he’d have no idea what I was up to. Then I lied and told him I was picking up a shipment of “mass-marketing flyers” from my employer’s office building. 

Up until now, Mac had fully cooperated, in a manner of speaking. Everything had worked out spectacularly. With sweat pouring down my face and my bag now stuffed with 1.5 million marketing mailers, I limped the final few yards to Mac’s car. 

But, as I passed the driver’s side, he rolled down the window. “All cargo goes in the trunk,” he yelled. 

What the fuck was this? When I’d mentioned picking up my mailers earlier, he hadn’t said a fucking word about it going in the trunk. 

“But Mac, I already told you…” 

“All cargo goes in the trunk! That’s my policy. I Scotchguard my seats, and I plan on keeping them like new,” exclaimed Mac. 

Scotchguard? Was this guy serious? It simply wasn’t going to work. I had to be able to access the money as we drove away in order to check it for any GPS tracking devices the bank teller may have stashed along with the money when filling my bag. If it was locked in the trunk, I’d be unable to take that crucial precaution. So, I ignored him. 

But, as I walked around to my side of the car, I heard a click. The son of a bitch had locked the doors from the inside. 

“Mac!!!” I screamed, “My bag’s not dirty! Now open the damn door!” 

I could have easily settled the matter since I had a loaded ‘45 strapped to my ankle, but that would’ve involved setting the bag down and taking my pistol out. Like I said, there wasn’t time for that. The sirens grew louder by the second. I also wanted to avoid, if possible, brandishing a weapon. The last thing I wanted was a panicked get-away driver on my hands. I caved in to this sissy with his Scotchguarded seats. 

“All right, all right!” I yelled. “Pop the damn trunk, asshole!” 

When the lid popped open, I dropped the money in the trunk, then slammed it shut. It was probably the dumbest thing I’d ever done. But hey, panic can make you do stupid things. Not to mention I was physically and emotionally exhausted from the morning’s events. If you’ve ever won a big jackpot playing cards, or hit it big at the racetrack, you know what I mean. There’s no bigger adrenaline rush than scoring a million and a half dollars in a half-hour’s work. 

The second I slammed the trunk closed Mac put the car in gear and drove away. My brain refused to process what my eyes were seeing. When the initial realization hit, I exploded. I ran alongside his car yelling and banging my fist on the roof. But it was too late. As he drove off, I stood there in tears, watching, as fifteen years of meticulous planning turned to ashes before my eyes. In a matter of seconds all my hopes, dreams, and plans had blown away in the wind. 

I had no backup plans for my life. For years, everything hinged on this. I’d soon be forty-five, and needless to say, too damn old for this shit. 

This was to be my last job.  

After all those years in prison, I wasn’t really good for much of anything anymore. I had a job, sure. But I’d have to work at it until I was eighty-five just to make the amount of money I’d lost in the last five minutes. 

This was all I had. 

My last chance. 

Just one final score. 

And wouldn’t you know it? 

I’d blown it. 

But how was I to know? 

My driver had given me no indication he was on to me. 

Or had he? 

Looking back on the hour that had passed since first meeting Mac, I realized something. Maybe I had missed a red flag. 

Or two.


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Spencer Lane Adams is an author, teacher, and musician from Houston, TX view profile

Published on September 15, 2022

120000 words

Contains mild explicit content ⚠️

Genre:Thriller & Suspense

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