Greg Alesso
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Greg Alesso
@gregalesso - Author
Greg Alesso
@gregalesso - Author
Gregory Alesso is a humorist, fiction writer. He has had his comedy articles published across well-known humor publications, which are accessible on h... more
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Greg's books
Live on Discovery
Superficial Intelligence
Superficial Intelligence is an absurdist, satirical novel centered around one man's transformation from pseudo-intellectual human to reality TV robot. Whether he is recounting a wild night aboard Will Ferrell's depraved party yacht, or he's theorizing ways to "kill all humans" (he doesn't think i...
About me
Gregory Alesso is a humorist, fiction writer. He has had his comedy articles published across well-known humor publications, which are accessible on his personal website comedicramblings.com. Gregory often writes fictional satire about what he knows best: judging society and being a narcissist.
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