September 20 - Jamie
What skill do you wish you could master?
Gift-wrapping. Using tape, more generally.
How will you make a billion dollars?
TV rights to my ongoing tour of the City’s best 24-hour diners, currently produced for an audience of zero (or one, depending on how you count).
What would you be doing right now if you weren’t filling out this profile?
Making eye contact with strangers on the subway.
Do you want to have children someday?
Not sure. But I’ll probably get along better with someone who does.
Describe your ideal afternoon with your special friend.
Lots of tea and talking. Better yet, lots of tea and no talking. (Also, “special friend:” grandma, did you design this app? See Grams, I really am trying to meet someone!)
What is your emotional age?
When it’s sunny: 11.
When it’s snowing: 6.
When it’s raining: 82.
How would your best friends describe you?
Ages 0–8: Hungry.
9–16: Suspect/suspicious.
17–present: Back to hungry.
Best dating wisdom you’ve ever received?
Things written as lists get more clicks online.
What are you looking for?
Let me tell you in detail the whole deep dark truth—whoops, that’s my stop!
