Saint Michael’s Military Academy is a private school that needs a miracle. The academy has lost an unfair lawsuit. It can no longer afford to continue operating. The administration does not know how to overcome this problem. The reason for hope could come in the form of a very unlikely individual. A cadet who is forced by his family to attend the academy. Paul Wildman is known for his sarcastic comments, obnoxious behavior, and questionable business practices. Most people don't realize something about Paul Wildman. When he is around, it's common for those in need to have their problems mysteriously resolved.
Saint Michael’s Military Academy is a private school that needs a miracle. The academy has lost an unfair lawsuit. It can no longer afford to continue operating. The administration does not know how to overcome this problem. The reason for hope could come in the form of a very unlikely individual. A cadet who is forced by his family to attend the academy. Paul Wildman is known for his sarcastic comments, obnoxious behavior, and questionable business practices. Most people don't realize something about Paul Wildman. When he is around, it's common for those in need to have their problems mysteriously resolved.
Paul Wildman hates bullies. Most people don’t realize he has dedicated his life to defeating them. He is small in stature but extremely intelligent and possesses a well-developed sarcastic wit. Paul considers these attributes to be his superpowers. He skillfully uses them to defeat bullies and get what he wants from the world. Paul is not physically strong enough to stop anybody from doing anything. He does have a well-developed ability to get those who oppose him to destroy themselves. This only happens because he views life differently from other people. Paul knows all members of society have been conditioned to think in certain ways. He regularly puts this to his advantage. Nobody ever knows what he is thinking. Paul refuses to conform to society’s expectations. He believes when his intelligence and sarcastic wit are combined with his family’s wealth, he has a distinct advantage over any bully he encounters.
It is common for people to view institutions of higher learning as places to obtain an education that will provide them with a successful career in the real world. Some view this as an opportunity to have a good time and meet family requirements until they are forced to become part of the real world. Paul Wildman has a rather unique attitude concerning institutions of higher learning. In his mind, they are places to be dismissed from in a memorable fashion. This is his father and grandfather’s punishment for bullying him into attending college against his will. Paul’s father and grandfather are the only bullies in his life he has not yet been able to defeat.
Paul is aware that being thrown out of universities is upsetting to his family. It causes them extreme anger and frustration. This is an aspect of being forced from a university that Paul likes the most. His father and grandfather realize their control over him is not as strong as the two of them believe. They think Paul owes them for the privileged existence he has been provided. Paul sees things differently. He thinks he should be permitted to live his life as he wants.
Paul is the embodiment of hurt and anger toward authority figures. His father and grandfather have always had their way in his life. Since he was young, Paul was expected to do what they told him without complaint. He was mercilessly mocked and taunted by his father and grandfather for the slightest mistake.
Before graduating high school Paul tried to tell them what he wanted to do with his life. When Paul mentioned he’d like to start a company making action movies as well as be a book publisher. This suggestion was seriously mocked. Upon hearing this, Paul’s father and grandfather could not stop laughing. They did not care how much Paul disliked their plans for him. In their minds, he would do what they asked of him or be forced into compliance.
The expectations of his father and grandfather are for Paul to one day take over the family business. They have dreams of Paul successfully running the corporation. This is what has always been most important to them. To accomplish it; they insist Paul have a college degree in business. This is part of the important family image his father and grandfather want to maintain. Paul’s father often told him when he was growing up that he would get a college education whether he liked it or not. It was not a request. Since then, Paul has always been willing to sacrifice any possibility of academic success to punish his father and grandfather.
Paul views the current situation with family as an undeclared war. He enjoys upsetting them. In Paul’s mind, he is defeating some of the biggest bullies in the world. His father and grandfather have bullied everybody and everything from employees to large corporations and more to get what they want. He has watched them play dirty and stop at nothing to get what they want. Paul considers these lessons more valuable than anything he could learn at a university.
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It is the spring of 1983. Finals week is taking place at the most recent college where Paul is a student. Many of the other college students have spent hours during the previous weeks studying and preparing for their final exams. They want to get the best grades possible. These students feel this is a stressful time.
Paul has always taken his own unique approach to preparing for finals week. He doesn’t worry about it and simply has fun. The jealousy of Paul’s cavalier attitude toward finals has always given way to some of the most fascinating rumors being spread about him on college campuses. They are usually created by jealous college students and believed by those who are susceptible to believing such things.
The most current rumor states that right before the final exams, Paul got busy with a waitress he met at a local restaurant. She is said to be an innocent girl who has trouble with immigration and is going to be deported in a week. The waitress is allegedly from some South American country that Paul can't remember. He promised to give her a great last week in the United States. According to the rumor, Paul believes this is the perfect way to spend the time before finals week. He has no intention of seeing her again after she is gone.
When Paul learns about this, he finds the rumor extraordinary. He believes it is one of the best ones that has ever been spread about him. Paul prefers this one over the old rumors about him spending time in a mental institution or having a drug problem and being in rehab.
He actively participates in furthering the spread of the waitress rumor. Paul hopes it lasts for a significant amount of time. The detailed version of this particular rumor also states that Paul takes great pleasure in using his father's credit card to pay for everything during the time he spends with the girl from South America. This includes hotel rooms, going to expensive nightclubs, restaurants, and more. The rumor concludes that this situation has provided Paul with someone to be with since all his friends are busy studying and being serious students.
Paul is aware his father and grandfather will be upset when they hear this latest in a long series of rumors about him. They have had people in every college that Paul has ever attended who inform them of Paul’s activities. He knows he will never face any serious consequences. Paul is his grandmother's favorite grandchild and this gives him quite a special standing in the family. He likes putting on a show for his father and grandfather so they can hear something interesting.
If questioned about the rumor, Paul intends to tell his father he was simply trying to help a beautiful struggling female from South America have a better life. Paul has always realized the desire of his father and grandfather to protect their family image gives him leverage over them. They will have people come and investigate the rumor and do whatever is necessary to stop it. Paul considers most things, such as a college education, to have a different type of importance for him and his family. To him, it is another battleground in his ongoing war against the biggest bullies in his life.
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On the last day of final exams, Paul decides he will attend one of his classes. The professors in his other classes simply ignore Paul when he tries to disrupt things. He considers them boring. Professor Kleef is different. Paul likes him because this professor tries to be strict. Professor Kleef often gets very angry at Paul and threatens to have him kicked out of the university. He will call Paul all sorts of nasty names during class when he becomes upset with him. Paul considers Professor Kleef to be one of the most enjoyable professors he's had during the years he's been getting thrown out of universities. He is considering sending the professor a Christmas card.
Paul can spot a person who successfully hides their bad deeds behind an impressive image. It is the sort of behavior his family has mastered over the years. He knows Professor Kleef’s secret bad behavior could qualify him to be an honorary member of Paul’s family.
Walking into the building where his class is being held, Paul notices the hallways are quiet as students in the classrooms are focused on taking their exams. His class started fifteen minutes earlier. Paul is a strong believer in never being on time for a class and feels now is not the time to break his tradition. He is wearing dress pants, a name-brand shirt, a rather expensive sports coat, and dress shoes. They are intended to make people ignore the fact that he is a short person with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a rather prominent nose in the center of his face. Unlike other students who carry their books to class; he uses an expensive leather briefcase that he always has with him.
Paul starts whistling and likes the sound of it traveling down the empty hallway. It goes well with the sound of his dress shoes hitting the polished floor. When he comes to the room where his class is being held, Paul looks at all the students inside through the glass in the door. Paul doubts many of the students or the university’s faculty know about the secret life of Professor Kleef. A man who can impress students and peers with his resume and conversational skills. Few of them could handle the truth behind the illusion. Paul feels nothing but contempt for Professor Kleef. He knows the real Professor Kleef is a clandestine bully who secretly takes unfair advantage of students who want to succeed in his class. Paul does not like him. He stops whistling and goes inside the classroom.
Inside are approximately fifty students focused on writing in their notebooks. They are watching Professor Kleef write things on a chalkboard located at the front of the classroom. All the students are quiet except for Paul who is excusing himself to other students as he makes his way to a seat in the auditorium.
Professor Kleef is a stocky older man wearing a dress shirt and pants. He has a mustache and a balding head of hair. Some students say he was a Ranger in the Army at one time. Without turning around, he begins to speak.
“I see Mr. Wildman has graced us with his presence. I suggest you sit down and be quiet. You should be thankful I'm in a generous mood today. I will permit you to sit for my final exam. Now, copy down the questions I’ve put on the chalkboard. They are part of the test.”
“Ah, that doesn't work for me.”
Professor Kleef slowly turns around and says, “What?”
“I'm sure there are some others in the class who are like me and don't understand why we should be made to copy down questions. After all the tuition paid to this university, and especially the generous donations made by my family and others, I think it is only fair for all of us to correctly assume questions on a final would be written out on paper for us.”
Professor Kleef smiles after hearing Paul's statement in an attempt to hide his anger.
“Mr. Wildman, I'm sure you are aware the university has a problem with students illegally obtaining test questions on finals. When I write questions on the board, it is to make certain nobody has the questions from the final before I give it. Do you understand?”
“I understand this is giving an unfair advantage to those students who have nothing better to do with their time than study. There are those of us who do important things and illegally obtaining test questions for finals may be the only way we can succeed. Why do you want to punish those of us who have important things to do in life?”
“Mr. Wildman, either you copy down the questions I've written on the blackboard for the final exam or leave and take a zero for the class. What is your choice?”
“I think there is a bigger picture here you aren't seeing.”
“What bigger picture?”
“As you've taught us in your business organization class, employees are paid a wage by their company. I can’t emphasize enough how your wages are a result of me as well as the other students in this class paying tuition in addition to generous contributions made to this university. According to what you've taught us, that would make us your employer. We may need to discuss your forcing us to write down test questions. I think we should all get together with you to address your negative attitude of yours.”
A few students are struggling to not laugh but a few laughing sounds can be heard.
“Get out,” screams Professor Kleef.
“See, it is that demeanor of yours and showing a total lack of respect for authority. I hope you realize this could damage your teaching career here at the university. Maybe you don’t realize that unlike the other students here who have been simply studying for this final exam, I've been applying what you taught us in the real world. Isn't that the true goal of a professor to have your students apply what they've learned in the real world?”
“What are you talking about?”
“I've started my own successful business and have organized it based on what you've taught us in class.”
“Really?”
“Yes, it is a monthly magazine I call Dickhead Illustrated. After my experiences in your class, I believe you are worthy of a cover story. So, when can we arrange for an interview and pictures?”
Professor Kleef screams, “Get out of my classroom right now you pompous, arrogant, asshole.”
“Okay, okay, okay, no reason to be upset. I'm sure a person of your advanced age must be concerned with high blood pressure, heart disease, and all sorts of ailments that go with living to your advanced age.”
“Get out of here now,” yells Professor Kleef.
Paul slowly moves toward the door, then stops and turns around.
“With your behavior today, I believe you are a strong contender for Dickhead of the Year. It is a highly coveted award and one I think will win you the admiration and respect of all your fellow dickheads. You'll be considered a dickhead among dickheads.”
Some students are not able to hide their laughter.
“Out.”
“I'm sure you realize; I won't be able to give you a good recommendation for your next employer. You seem to have a desire to punish your best students for no reason at all.”
As Paul goes out and closes the door, he thinks he hears the sound of chalk hitting the door. Professor Kleef is considered one of the most respected and influential teachers at the university. Paul knows it is only a matter of time before Professor Kleef goes through the proper channels to have him removed from the university. He also knows there will be some surprises during this process that Professor Kleef doesn’t anticipate. The uncomfortable truth about this professor and his bullying of students is going to be revealed. Paul considers being kicked out of his class during the final exam one of his greatest academic achievements. It is one more time when a plan of his would result in the defeat of a major bully in the world.
As a teen, I struggled with understanding exactly what the author was trying to convey in the books I had to read for school. In some ways, I can see what Kinkaid is publicly stating, but I find it hard to understand exactly who the book is geared toward. In some ways, I think it could be directed toward the average adult reader as it is a moderately lengthy book. On the other hand, it seems to be geared toward those teens who struggle with the topic of bullying, but more so due to the short sentences of the book. This reason alone kept it from being ranked four stars in my head. It is not that it was a bad book because it was a good read, but rather because it fell kind of flat not knowing exactly who was supposed to be reading this book.
Overall, the story was fine. It was nothing new, but seeing a fictional glance at the inside of a military academy was intriguing to me. I imagine a good portion of the scenarios were real or at least as lifelike as they could be and remain fiction. I would admit there are likely some extrapolations and exaggerations at points. It is fiction, after all. However, this did not stop me from turning page after page. I kept turning and turning because I enjoyed the book.
The one thing that keeps you aware that it is fiction is how things simply seem to always work out for the young cadet. Rarely does life work out like you anticipate and it never works out in every situation. Still, there is quite a bit to be gleaned from the story and the ability to persevere through all of lives storms.
Overall, it was an alright read. I won't pick it up again, but I do not consider it a waste of time either. You may find it hitting you differently, so don't be afraid to pick it up and give it a whirl.